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had to browse porn for work related purposes today.
it felt really awkward Now there's a job for me. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-09 08:14:36 |
had to browse porn for work related purposes today.
it felt really awkward
there is really only one cure for that.
/pours you a glass of mind bleach
the "Unsee Ray" is still in...the.."development stage".
No it's 100% effective alright... it's just having a little trouble getting FDA approval
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the inspectors objected pretty strenuously to the side effects...
nitpicky nitpickers are gunna pick nits... I guess...
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-05-09 08:07:08 |
had to browse porn for work related purposes today.
it felt really awkward
Did you awkwardly slow jerk at least? |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-09 08:04:33 |
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had to browse porn for work related purposes today.
it felt really awkward
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-08 14:51:53 |
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-05-08 14:31:12 |
cheers
*edit*
alternate tuxes will be acceptable, pending review.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-08 14:14:50 |
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PARKER! Operation: Replace all of the money and gold that Stikelf secretly stole out of the NI treasury to go on a whirlwind european vacation with Gunshy at the expense of the peasants....
no wait... that's way too goddam long...
Operation: UnEmbezzlementNI is a go!
which is just in time to finance Hevans black tie friday!
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-05-08 14:14:36 |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-05-08 14:00:26 |
Can we start sending flat Earthers (that apparently are still a thing) to Siberia
Please
Can we send them somewhere far away where they will (hopefully) freeze to death or get eaten by a bear or pack of wolves or hungry Russians or something
Oh sure....since you did say "please" and all, I would be happy to assist you. I have a new computer program that does just that.
Just shoot me a PM message that includes all of your credit card numbers, the expiration dates, the three digit codes that appear on the back of the card, the name as it appears on the front of the cards and the billing zip code and PARKER will make all the arrangements.
Please be sure to also include your full legal name, your full address, your birth date, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet, the town you were born in, a copy of your drivers licence, your favorite toy as a child, and a copy of your birth certificate.
Once I have entered all the information into the database we will send you a handy self addressed stamped envelope so can just sign a book of your checks and send those along with your endorsed paycheck, your passport, the signed titles to any vehicles you may own and your savings account information. Be sure to include any other documents you think may be important like IRA statements, investment portfolios etc.
Thank you for contacting technical support.
Alright, gathered the info and sending the PM now |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-08 13:35:01 |
What's a good virus protection program for old people and the internet challenged? ...like Leon Panetta levels of internet incompetence and unawareness...
Oh you need all my passwords? Ok sure here they all are!
Five minutes later
Nik...my computer/phone/tablet/device is no longer working will you look at it?
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-08 12:11:59 |
Can we start sending flat Earthers (that apparently are still a thing) to Siberia
Please
Can we send them somewhere far away where they will (hopefully) freeze to death or get eaten by a bear or pack of wolves or hungry Russians or something
Oh sure....since you did say "please" and all, I would be happy to assist you. I have a new computer program that does just that.
Just shoot me a PM message that includes all of your credit card numbers, the expiration dates, the three digit codes that appear on the back of the card, the name as it appears on the front of the cards and the billing zip code and PARKER will make all the arrangements.
Please be sure to also include your full legal name, your full address, your birth date, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet, the town you were born in, a copy of your drivers licence, your favorite toy as a child, and a copy of your birth certificate.
Once I have entered all the information into the database we will send you a handy self addressed stamped envelope so can just sign a book of your checks and send those along with your endorsed paycheck, your passport, the signed titles to any vehicles you may own and your savings account information. Be sure to include any other documents you think may be important like IRA statements, investment portfolios etc.
Thank you for contacting technical support. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-08 10:47:32 |
I know what my boss has been doing this weekend >.>
as soon as he brought his laptop into the building the wireless went berserk...
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/puts on gloves ...time to reformat his hard drive |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-05-08 10:45:41 |
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Can we start sending flat Earthers (that apparently are still a thing) to Siberia
Please
Can we send them somewhere far away where they will (hopefully) freeze to death or get eaten by a bear or pack of wolves or hungry Russians or something
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Would bw cool to but no lol
Visiting sister, mothers day, dad's bday.
Hate may so much. So many expenses cause of this.
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-05-08 10:28:49 |
Prolly start doing mine once i come back from LA, since ill be there all sunday.
(Orange county area, if Chuu wondered ) Buying a chopper?
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Prolly start doing mine once i come back from LA, since ill be there all sunday.
(Orange county area, if Chuu wondered )
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-05-08 10:23:09 |
Goal for this week:
27 umbrites ans skip to light phase.
About 4,000 lore.
Start doing heroes ranked..... lol Coincidentally I just decided to start my LoL ranked climb this week... Maybe I'll have to do heroes too. |
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Goal for this week:
27 umbrites ans skip to light phase.
About 4,000 lore.
Start doing heroes ranked..... lol
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-05-08 10:12:44 |
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Nik, the other day I was singing to myself "Goodbye, Jewby Tuesday."
Therefore, by Royal decree, Jewby Tuesday is now the official name of Tuesday.
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-05-08 09:52:43 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-08 09:40:21 |
PARKER Edit: Melancholy Monday Pity Party Protocol Activated
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oh I saw those at the store when I was getting gas the other day! So you recommend the orange one? :O Tbey are ok, not too they ok, like mineral water and juice, not too sweet either.
-yawn monday- |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-08 09:28:17 |
I believe Niko is out on a manhunt.
Yeah... and I'm still hunting the slimy little rat *** weasel or weasels.
also busy at work
and I'm writing a novel....
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-05-05 18:38:15 |
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I'm digging it.
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-05-05 18:37:31 |
Hev
New perfume genius record out today....
i shall have to check that out. any good? |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-05-05 18:15:23 |
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Hev
New perfume genius record out today....
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