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you may be excused.

As much as I hate enjoy being the bearer of bad news...

you really never had a whole lot of choice in the matter...

secondly, it's not a matter of enjoying or not enjoying occasional pumpkin pie or pumpkin spiced flavored things...it's the sheep like bleating noises everyone makes on the way to the pumpkin spice feeding trough whenever pavlov rings his *** bell

I'd like to run a study on how many people consume pumpkin spice things during 'the season' as it has been determined by marketing firms...but secretly hate them and just don't want to seem weird to other people....

but right now I'm trying to drown as many *** as possible with hurricanes so that i don't have to bump into them at the airport on the way to mexico to work on the global warming machine...so if you'll excuse me

drink diesel fuel like real men, cucks.

Ask for the pumpkin cheesecake frap, yo. It's unlisted but they'll make it. Then you can be king of the basic.

https://starbuckssecretmenu.net/pumpkin-cheesecake-frappuccino-starbucks-secret-menu/


But I did pick up a sixer of blue moon pumpkin ale. It pairs well before and after a Maudite.

Don't care how fashionable it's come to make fun of; I'll be the basic ***. I don't care. Won't got to Starbucks regardless, but I'll buy all the pumpkin spice English muffins and Pop-tarts and beer I want!

looks like they have 'bagel sandwiches' and various other sammich offerings that appear to be lackluster at best. there's ample opportunity here for someone to make a nickle. send us your jews!

/waits patiently

I reported girlboy for trolling nausi in rpr...not that anyone cares... but it's getting kind of old... just leave britney nausi alone for christsakes



anyone else would get banned for calling other posters trolls... but they left girlboy alone again without any adult supervision and he's all hopped up on sugar...

I think that was 'Dune 2 - Electric Boogaloo' He who controls the pumpkin spice controls the universe...

Destiny 2: Battle for control of the galactic pumpkin spice!!

We've got a good bagel place, but I'm pretty sure that's all they do. I'll investigate further.

also...PARKER go find the meme for 'brace yourself the pumpkin spice all the things is coming' or something...

boss asked what I was working on and I told him I am trying to inception someone into thinking that he came up with the brilliant plan / idea that his project needs to be finalized now to be completed before thanksgiving... to beat the rush before the holidays of course.

create a sense of urgency using artificial deadlines...act now while supplies last...type thing.

which, as it turns out, is a lot easier than it should be... in my opinion...these people are supposed to be professionals... you would think they would get some kind of training to defend themselves...against mental onslaughts...and ninja mind control.... /shrug

boss likes it - that's right...with the factory shut downs for christmas and etc... /thumbs up

damn...you are pretty far out there in the sticks though huh....

hey wait a second... you're the one who started bagel tuesday -original name- in the first place...where the heck are you getting bagels so good that you want a whole day for them from

j'accuse

Ahhhhh yes, a cold cut sounds pretty lovely. we only have like 3 jews though, and none of them started a sandwich shop. one was mayor for a while...

/shrug

Happy Jewby Tuesday -temporary name- everyone. support your local jewish deli by buying an oversized pastrami on rye with a smidge of mustard and some matzo ball soup...of course it has to have been made with the schmaltz for that lip smacking goodness which pleases Lord Foodha, God of Food, excess and abundance with his cornucopia of tasty delights...or don't and suffer his wrath and pay the ultimate price - porcelain penance as he rips you asunder and tears you a new one.

amen

/stares at the clock

anyone else have anything interesting to liven up a monday....

no...

well ok then... let's see... /rustles through sack of stories

we have more Stroke Stories... Third time's a charm...the truth comes out eventually... muttering in whispers.

Surgery Horror Stories - on the plus side I don't have any more dignity left to lose.

no....well then...here are some hastily made cleveland tourism videos to brighten your day.

been fighting teenagers.

losing will to live.

I'll get back to you when the brain has had the chance to recuperate a little.

/reads hurricane news

I'm a little torn over the hurricane results PARKER... I'm pleased that richard branson's island took a direct hit... but I'm more than a little bit disappointed we didn't score a direct hit on miami...

/rolls up newspaper to beat PARKER with

hurricane jose it's all up to you now... maybe we should steer it so it goes all the way up the east coast... well... you'll just have to peddle that much faster then PARKER... if it was easy then everyone would have their own hurricane machine....

/sips coffee

I suppose it only matters if he survived the storm....

PARKER swing by and pick up this guy and his plunger

Good point!

PARKER Edit; "Funky Cold Medina" contains samples from the following songs: "Honky Tonk Women" by The Rolling Stones, "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner, "Christine Sixteen" by Kiss, "All Right Now" by Free, '"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive, and the introduction to "Get Off Your *** and Jam" by Funkadelic and multiple Run DMC songs

I want to make a statement that can never be mistaken.
Paint it on a canvas... carve the thousand words in stone.
Use it as a cornerstone of a tower that time can never crumble.
Build a shrine to hold my soul so that I can live forever.

but brother I have never felt the faintest breeze of comprehension...nor glimpsed the reflection of the tiniest glimmer of hope that you have understood a single word that I have ever typed.

you are putting a serious strain on the timetable and I salute you.