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By . on 2017-09-15 12:49:43 |
I'm sure it serves some biological purpose...
Probably to tell cavemen who survived poking a tiger in the eye not to do that dumb ***again.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-15 12:27:45 |
I hate that ***. never really found a practical use for it.
I'm sure it serves some biological purpose...your brain stem is constantly reminding your mind of all the mistakes it's made... we wouldn't be having this problem if you had curled up into a ball and died when it got cold that one time... like I told you to and my mind is all...oh...so you want to play the 'remember when' game huh... /insert scotch gurgling into a glass sound
let's conduct a survey with six ounces of scotch and see how much he would like to listen to your boring stories...
spoiler alert
scotch never listens to my stories for very long...
scotch puts on a comedy of some sort into the vhs player inside my head and we giggle ourselves to sleep like jerks....
or I sing a song called 'glass buddy' you're my pillow, you're my medicine, you're my new best friend... glass buddy
not necessarily those exact words.... or close to being in that order...
but there seems to be general theme or pattern to the songs of camaraderie and undying loyalty with the container the scotch came in.....
and when you start striking up bonds of friendship with inanimate objects it won't be long before the sandman visits you and hits you upside the head with a brick.... |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-09-15 11:23:49 |
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I hate that ***. never really found a practical use for it.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-15 10:10:24 |
that's right!!!....I almost forgot to thank that mistake I made in 1984 for coming back to haunt me at the worst time possible!!!...
I'm coming for you me! as soon as I fix the time travel machine imma whap you in the back of the head with a bat and hide you in the weeds for the duration of that entire episode...holy ***
I was suffering from severe hallucinations brought on by overuse of dilaudid and oxycodone -which is a long and other story we don't have time for here or now-
and... it was one of those never ending repeating serial dreams where you aren't sure if you're awake or not and I'm in the past trying to find a solution to save my friend's life and I keep failing and repeating these same god awful awkward teenage embarrassing moments that there seems to be no way to make any better....
try as I might...
it's been thirty three years now brain...how about cutting me a little slack once in a while!? NO!?
well then fu you merciless ***... yeah everyone thinks having a videographic memory is great I can take a machine apart and throw it in a box and come back three weeks later and put it all back together again /whoop-dee-***-woo finger
hurray... I can get a paycheck for being an idiot savant just like that one guy in slingblade ... mmmmmhmmm It Ain't Got No Gas In It
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except sometimes you can't turn the movies off... and then you're all....
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-15 09:39:32 |
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/grabs a hold of his desk
hang a minute PARKER ... feeling a little woozy
that's just too many disturbing flashbacks all at once...
holy crap am I old...
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By . on 2017-09-15 09:39:31 |
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Oh man. Belinda Carlisle is definitely my "Pick your 80s pop star" choice. Hell. She's still cute now. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-15 09:36:27 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-15 09:34:45 |
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By . on 2017-09-15 09:31:54 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-15 09:10:51 |
peace is a dream...longed for by the weak...
/thousand yard stare
for us... there is only war...
war and destruction....war and bloodshed....war and misery....war and... 80's dance music
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-09-15 08:38:28 |
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Peace is mere hours away friends. rejoice and be merry.
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By . on 2017-09-15 08:36:17 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-15 08:34:57 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-15 08:26:32 |
PARKER! turn that down a little bit... christ /rubs temples
I'm going to need a lot more coffee before I can DPF
yeah...just keep topping it off...ugh...
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-15 08:20:46 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-15 08:12:22 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-15 08:11:05 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-14 10:17:56 |
You reported the one where I said his meme was nice, not me calling him a troll.
whatever
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-14 10:15:35 |
RT's fate was decided long ago... when they chose to oppose good king meshi... our war with them will continue... we will fight them on the beaches... tell 'em winston
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By . on 2017-09-14 07:44:34 |
I'm gonna get some... NOW! |
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By Lakshmi. Zerowone on 2017-09-13 20:58:38 |
It'd be a lot cooler if a tornado killed you.
While at that one truck stop in Eastern Oklahoma coming back from deer hunting with your brother just when that "hot" clerk who makes erotic gestures while chewing SKOAL makes eye contact...
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-09-13 20:37:40 |
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It'd be a lot cooler if a tornado killed you.
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I reported girlboy for trolling nausi in rpr...not that anyone cares... but it's getting kind of old... just leave britney nausi alone for christsakes
anyone else would get banned for calling other posters trolls... but they left girlboy alone again without any adult supervision and he's all hopped up on sugar... You reported the one where I said his meme was nice, not me calling him a troll. |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-09-13 18:50:44 |
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A man is an island, so forth, and what-not.
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-09-13 17:28:55 |
noble hevans...what news do you bring...
RT is lost. For good this time in pretty sure. I work entirely too much. There is a new war on drugs album, but it didn't come with a download code I can share. I'm going to eat Thai instead of Chinese today. Don't judge. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-13 14:32:11 |
Duncan Hills Coffee
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-13 13:06:14 |
noble hevans...what news do you bring... |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-13 12:57:36 |
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idk about pumpkin spiced beer... I have had some bad lambic experiences that may be clouding my judgement though.
which also makes me apprehensive about...whatever it's called when they stick a beer bottle upside down into a margarita...
Beer before liquor, never been sicker
1986 too many coors beers followed closely by way too much peach schnapps fuzzy navels.... thirty one years and I still can't even look at coors without my mouth watering...in the bad way.
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-09-13 11:16:26 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-09-13 11:03:40 |
/eats chinese food because it's wednesday |
