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Hop into P&R and backread pages 32 and 33. It might brighten your day.

nine days of hell remaining.

PARKER!!!

interior wall nailer? is that the correct term for a horizontal support for picture frames and tv set mounting and ***like that?

oh good I was hoping they didn't start building it before the hurricane hit...


go stick a few extra nails in the sucker while they're putting it up.... or deck screws...

In other news:

Shake ya rumps.

Sweet elder gods.

You went from worrying about your price range to building from the ground up?

When did I miss this development?

never pink answers

i did adult stuff while you were gone nik. i'm getting a house built

FRANK?! IS THAT YOU?

the average ticker only has enough in it to ticktock about 2.5 billion times... whether it's over the course of eighty years... or all on same day which was accidentally repeated 30,000 times...

GROUNDHOG DAY

Are you sure?

I feel like somewhere in their exponentials and cumulative upkeep start figuring in.

c'mon....three weeks tops...

And because Nik's been playing with the time machine like a kid who just discovered the little twangy door spring, expect that 10 days to go on for about two millennia.

our dispatch guy flaked out so now I'm knee deep in the public. I want to die.

10 days to go until the replacement is here.

You ***.

/wakes up

ugh... /rubs temples


ok...so my plan to get drunk and pass out worked perfectly...

in the original timeline I think I was still thinking about the special dark pretzels on wednesday so I told PARKER to go get the special dark pretzels and since he is an idiot and he was unsure which special dark pretzels ramy had gotten... he used the time machine to travel back in time to steal them.

but it pulled the entire castle back to tuesday so then when wednesday came around again I locked down the castle, tied PARKER to a chair and got drunk and passed out....

which stopped it from happening the third time... or maybe the forth time..

ok... I'm not 100% certain how many times I made the same mistake before realizing it probably was me and then getting drunk and passing out thus stopping it from happening....

so if you feel like you already worked seven or eight days this week and you're super tired...that's why.

I think you should both shut the hell up so that I can concentrate on...

wait a second... this is not good....

no...in timeline a we go backwards from later today to before lunch yesterday and I used control Z it to undo it

I feel like getting drunk enough to sleep until what I can only hope would end up being thursday...

or maybe that's what does happen... maybe we all get wrecked at lunch.

hmmm.... also if I get too drunk or somehow physically restrain myself now I won't be able to accidentally or purposefully use the time machine to make it yesterday....but I also won't be able to catch whoever it is if it's not me....

and simple math dictates that the odds are it isn't me... and I'll just end up tied to a chair or something...

can anyone think of any reason why anyone would want it to be yesterday?

hang on... PARKER go get the whiteboard I'll draw it out before we get too confused... because we're coming up on the overlap in the current time stream....

ok...so today... right before Misao shows up around 1:00 and wishes us all a happy chinese wednesday someone tinkers with the time machine and hurtles us back to yesterday...back to probably right when PARKER got sick... or he got sick afterwards... after the correction.

so in "timeline a" someone tinkers with the time machine very soon from now,,,

but this is now "timeline b" after the time stream was restored which hasn't happened yet...

so it's either misao, whoever shows up right before misao or nobody because it doesn't happen in this reality...

it's either about to be yesterday all over again...or it already is... either way I vote we postpone lunch until...later

after whatever happens either does or doesn't happen