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*** hell. How did you see this? I had to go digging to find anything about it? Vegas is blowing up even the local papers, especially since there's a WPA guy who is among the victims.

Couldn't find anything on the Post Gazette and had to dig on the Trib's site to find it.

Hmmm well somebody needs stop killing them honkies in them there woods. The people of yinzburgh demand justice and loquacious retribution.

Sorry honkey. I'm clear on the other side of the neighboring county. I don't go to Somerset without good reason. It's not Fayettenam bad, but there's really not a lot there for me.

The Police called.

They want to know what Ramy's been doing out in the woods of Somerset County. I told them he's doing his Rowdy Piper thing fighting the lizard men from Andromeda.

i couldn't get the dererve got nothing to do with it video to work in P&R

Brought some microwave thingy but thinking of taking a walk down to the Not-Firehouse Subs Firehouse Subs place (local non-chain place with a fireman theme b/c the owner is a longtime fireman and his family) around the block for an Italian sub instead.

I just can't get into Microwave Mexican today.

PARKER Edit:

2 days.

idk...something has always bothered me about that guy... I can't quite put my finger on it.

/drums fingers on desk

well I'm sure it will turn up...

what else....um...it's jewby tuesday (temproary name) I could go for some matzo ball soup and a legit sandwich...

Man.. Tom Petty.

I now work on Mondays. Only mostly grumbly at my one day off this weekend.

this day is dragging on forever... Calgon take me away!

PARKER Edit: reference

Cue one of my favorite upbeat-yet-melancholy songs.

wait until you see all the billboards we're putting up on the outside of the castle...




also... PARKER!!! activate the Melancholy Monday Pity Party Protocol
I brought back a killer flu from mexico and I look like a diseased wino

Sounds like my job...

On that note...

ROOKS THERES A DAMN VIDEO AD AT THE BOTTOM OF MY SCREEN THAT KEEPS DRAGGING ME DOWN AND BLOCKING MY SCROLL WHEEL FROM MOVING UPWARD FOR 3-5 SECONDS AT A TIME!

FIX IT! I DON'T HAVE THE DAMN INCOME TO BUY A JAGUAR!

yeah PARKER.... ya dumb bastid...

/picks nose

I failed the honesty test... I told our customers we were going to charge them way too much, probably never find the actual problem, make things worse, blame them and then charge them for the return calls...until they begged for mercy in the form of buying a new machine...

I'm the only one who's reliable and has an IQ over 80.

/researchslobotomiesinmexico

then... I think that you should work a bit more on your aim....

or maybe the trebuchet isn't the right weapon for you...

there is a lot of math and physics involved... and as much fun as it is to watch PARKER get spun around in the hamster wheel... it's almost total ineffective against our defenses...

It's 18,385 you should consider purchasing some more modern weaponry...as soon as Mosin gets back to the sales desk from...oh ***... wait that's right...

he's in the dispatch center this week. /shudder

a fate worse than death... /shakes his head

I hope whatever he did to deserve that fate was worth it.

I'm not evil.

I'm just bad people.

It's been said time and again by those quite close to me.

Who am I to argue with those who hate themselves enough to spend their limited free time with me?

We all pick and choose.

I, for instance, am I stickler for turning restrictions.

But speed limits are questionable, arbitrary, and clearly made for the person in the shitbox Dodge, not my finely tuned speed demon.

It's called a Chevrolet Sonic FFS. Do they expect me not to get the lead out?

Nah, even when you guys are extreme butts I never get that feeling.

You're good people, except Nik. He's evil.

I run the 'no turn on red' signs, & red left turn arrows, but don't fault others for being squares.

Hang out a little bit. We'll beat that out of you right quick.

Things are alright.

Work has been rather busy, which has led me to having less time on here. I'm learning a good chunk though, office life is so... weird. But I can't say I don't enjoy the benefits of it, especially since if I really need to I can work from home at the drop of a hat.

Been playing a lot of FFXIV... Trying to get back into a stream schedule in general. I even setup to stream for Extra-Life on November 4th. *cough*donate @ extra-life.org/participant/spath*cough cough*

Meshi plays Overwatch/Heroes of the storm with us on occasion.


*remembers to add Ramy to his blizzard account*

Overall... life is alright...

Meshi is setting up an Arma 3 Server which I've been playing on a lot this week. Trying to get more people to join (hint hint)... will probably stream that eventually because who doesn't like watching idiots die to idiotic things...

...

I miss this place a lot.

Well thanks a lot, you jerks.

Now I have to consider the possibility that Pennsylvanians are not the most selfish drivers on the road. Because that ***never happens around here.