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I've convinced 2 people to go to Vana'diel with me next weekend.

What have I done...

will do... but first...

Enjoy my multi ***posts when you wake up ya ***...

*** oak... only the carcasses of the redwoods or the idk bones of my fallen enemies? Not the RT weirdos though that wouldn’t be good for the booze...

Giant oak barrels of rum...

And rum

You heard the man PARKER... we needed a crow's nest anyways..

and a pirate flag...

Haven't heard anything from the mine guards in awhile... Hope they're doing alright.

Luckily PARKER will need to work nights and weekends from here on out so he shouldn't have need of that wooden crate anymore. Make better use of it.

I'm kind of apprehensive about looking back into anything involving PARKER after that whole disappearing/reappearing creation thread thing...

I think the craigslist ninjas are to blame, but really we'd need outside verification.

The NI castle is kind of like a cross between a proper medieval knight's castle... and a kid's tree fort... that looks a little bit like we stole a bunch of old hollywood movie sets and nailed them all together... and then stuck one of those water slides from an indoor waterpark on the outside of it and turned the moat into a lazy river raft ride...

mosin is usually mostly naked except for all of his combat boots, bandolier belts, various gun filled holsters, knife and machete sheaths and an ak47...some people say he looks kind of like a raccoon... kinda like rocket... only cuter and a lot taller...

and I look like wolverine's drunk ugly uncle from his mother's side.. or something... and I'm always dressed like I'm going to my own funeral later...

Mosin and I needed an office assistant to post pictures and videos... and I always wanted to yell PARKER!, like j. jonah jameson in spiderman, at someone... so... we hired some dopey kid and made him go by the name PARKER.

nobody knows his real name and all of the original records were mysteriously destroyed... I use scotch in my secret recipe for not caring very much about it...
PARKER Edit: the secret recipe is a glass full of scotch with one ice cube in it!

PARKER is a wiz at finding things on the internet...not the world's greatest secret keeper though...you'll want to keep that in mind...

let's see.. he can't handle his liquor worth a damn...the thuggee mine guards hate him as much as they love you...and one time he was taken prisoner by the Mossad and beaten unmercifully for quite a while.... for reasons unknown but presumed stupid.

Rooks somehow won partial custody of PARKER in a drawn out kramer vs kramer style court room custody battle and he has the rights to him every other weekend...

let's see....

PARKER sleeps in a wooden crate that used to house six child slave laborers that sewed clothes for Kathie Lee Gifford...

I wonder how long it'll take before people start asking why I have to shout the name PARKER every time it comes up in conversation.

I also wonder how I'll decide to explain it...

Wondering...

Wonder...

I'm really bored and don't feel like working right now.

well I hope that you only pay him with more work... because I'm sure that I don't want to know what PARKER would do with real money...

/shudders

We may not pay well, but we do pay overtime.

I can't believe he went to go moonlight for spath without asking...

His ungodly powers grow by the minute....

We have a new automated process at work. Since we've come to realize he's basically like a new employee, me and the other techy guy have dubbed him ChRiStOf PaRkEr, we made a welcome sign for him. We're now waiting for someone to ask about it. >.>;;;

Just thought you'd all like to know.

lights his smoke off of

THE BONFIRE OF THE THURSDAYS

come to think of it....

we lost like... half... of our paid holidays... somewhere around 2008 ...probably when the economy started hitting the skids...

and everyone seems to have forgotten all about it....

pepperage farm remembers when we got lincoln and washington's birthday off...then it went down to presidents day...and then we lost that too /kicks rocks

/shrug

*** if I know...maybe the banks and the post office are closed...

us regular schleps gotta punch that clock....

They aren’t observing Veterans Day in Ohio on Friday?

wait a minute....

did you push any of the buttons on the time machine?...

Happy Wednesday on this 4 day week!w

/almostdiesrunningupthestepstotheobservatory

I gotta (catches breath) quit smoking... Or smoke another cigarette.

morning all, ni hao, and all that jazz.

I hope the morning finds you well. It sees me defeated and wondering when red beer o' clock will get here and what the powerball is up to. PARKER!!! check that out for me. also see if the computer that controls the super storm sandy machine can rig the powerball to numbers we see fit, or steal a ruble from every russian or some such ***, pronto, today, chop-chop, get movin' you little *** before I.. ... . HI_YYYAAAAAAAA

/throwsstapleratPARKER