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JUST TRY NOT TO BREAK ANYTHING ON PURPOSE

Consider this...there are over seven and half billion other *** clamoring around on this stupid rock floating in space... so the odds straight off are 7.6 billion to one that at any single moment you'll be singled out for any consideration at all... and earth is merely one of sixty billion or so other stupid rocks out there that can support life and if they are anything like this one that's a potential total *** count of somewhere in the neighborhood of 228,000,000,000,000,000,000...

I'm not 100% on this figure...because it broke my calculator.
<insert smoldering hiss and pop sound>

and then we factor in all of time which is somewhere close to 13.82 billion years.... and so the odds that some omnipotent all powerful creator of the universe is going to pick today of all days to drop by here and take a big steaming ***on us while we're sitting here around the conference table is pretty small...

but I still carry an umbrella with me wherever I go.... /shrug


so I'm also going to hold off on following that advice on the off chance that isn't their preferred method of being greeted...

even though it's mathematically impossible that anything cares.

the good/bad news is we probably aren't one channel among sixty billion other channels of really bad reality tv shows with our whole universe trapped in a snowglobe on some shelf waiting for god to get bored watching us for something interesting to happen and then give up and give it good shake....and if we are there isn't very much we can do about it.

on the one hand this realization may make you feel unimportant in the grand scheme of things and stuff but on the other hand I chose to find it refreshing and liberating. Nobody notices I'm here but nobody really *** with me much either.

Our actions matter greatly to the handful of people that rely on us and pretty much not at all to everybody else. Which suits me just fine I wouldn't know how to handle that kind of responsibility anyways and I would probably *** it all up.

I figure, in our respective offices, as in our lives in general, as long as we don't try to break anything on purpose... nobody will notice we're goofballs and we can just watch cartoons and play videogames and giggle our way into the deep sleep of history while the vast majority of dumbfounded dipshits leave us the hell alone.

amen

in the arms of his skoal chewing deer check gas station *** granny

wakka wakka