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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-11-21 10:44:11 |
TLDR: kids today don’t know how a basic line works, we’re doomed. I’m old. The end.
yeah the loss of common courtesy and common sense is a frequent "topic of conversation"...which is predominately one sided bitching from me...whenever my wife and I go out.
costco is a warehouse style, members only, buy in bulk type place making it... a decent place to shop if you are supplying a restaurant or restocking your doomsday/armageddon stockpile because you're crazy as a loon and you plan on being a wealthy toilet paper merchant after the fall of babylon... three guesses where I fit in in.
except they have these Cadillac Fleetwood 75 oversize shopping carts left in the middle of the isle by dipshits that are there just to cram their faces full of free samples.
People are there seemingly trying to get their yearly membership fee back in free food every day. if you make the mistake of going there near a meal time you'll see whole families crowding around these little stations set up near the end caps gobbling up whatever old woman are handing out....trying to make an entire meal out of handouts.
ok I get why they would want to hand out samples to people who are perhaps reluctant to commit buying a fifty pound box of something if they don't know it tastes like...but like every system in this godforsaken world it's only a matter of time before people start to abuse the system.
It wasn't designed to provide your whole family lunch on days you feel too much like a skinflint to go to mcdonalds.... AT LEAST have the courtesy to not block off the whole isle with your empty sideways shopping cart and your four wandering toddlers.
I've taken to "accidentally" crashing my cart into theirs... which... is not good at all... it's only a matter of time before a fracas breaks out in the frozen foods isle and I go all king kong levels of berserk ape ***on the place...
some people glare at me like I'm the one being rude until they catch my dead eye glare back... you know...the old... there aren't enough costco employees to pull this angry grizzly bear off your mauled husband before your children die of shock...stare.
which usually causes them to reconsider, apologize and move their stupid cart and quickly herd their children in the opposite direction.
but they just keep getting dumber... more self important..self absorbed...less considerate, less tactically aware of their surroundings...and less attune to the primal cues they should be receiving loud and clear in their defective reception systems.
/movieguy voice <dramatic music>
this christmas...prepare to receive a rather unexpected gift...
the gift of mayhem...in the most brutal story since the rape of nanking....
ARMACOSTCOGEDDON!
it's coming to a shopping mall near you!
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By . on 2017-11-21 09:44:33 |
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I had one of those “God, I’m getting old and I fear for our country’s future” moments this morning.
Tank is on E, with about 32mi worth of fumes. I gas up at the station just off the reservation I’m working at today. The site is about 25mi in.
This gas station is across the street from a high school. Smart move on the owners part because the station market has an endless stream of high schoolers buying snacks by the dozen and 1$ 64oz fountain drinks. It’s basically a money-making machine.
Inside it’s Pandemonium. These little shits are 16-18yrs old and have no clue how a basic line works. There were 3 working cashiers and 1 main line all the adults were standing in and splitting off as they came to the front waiting to be called up.
“Next in line” and sure enough one of these dumb ***kids would act as if there were 3 separate lines and try to make their way right to the counter. Only to be told by the annoyed adult who was on deck “that’s not how a line works get in the back”. This had to have happened 7 times.
Now normally I would chalk it up to them being self centered little *** trying to cut off the old timers because *** them they’re past their prime and closer to death. Which is what we’re all waiting for anyway, right?
But I ***you not. Every time these kids got corrected they had this look on their faces like they had no idea how a line worked and headed to the back of the line in confusion. Murmuring to their friends that they didn’t understand what just happened.
TLDR: kids today don’t know how a basic line works, we’re doomed. I’m old. The end.
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notice that the chinese place is just an old kfc with almost no remodeling done on the outside. obviously a class move and probably better fung shui. Yeah, that happens here. Old McDonald's, KFCs, Denny's, etc usually become either Chinese places or chuches...not Church's Chicken, churches.
I don't get it. "Son, this is a house of God!" "God lives in a Burger King?" |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-11-21 09:15:00 |
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chinese wednesday makes people do crazy things....
/coffee
and tomorrow's chinese wednesday is extra special as it's the kickoff for the four day turkey glut... /rubs hands together
I don't know about you guys but I'm ready... what else is good today?
PARKER what's powerball up to?
PARKER Edit: $134 million
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-11-20 22:45:13 |
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notice that the chinese place is just an old kfc with almost no remodeling done on the outside. obviously a class move and probably better fung shui.
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looks like Oklahoma to me. It actually kinda does... |
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By . on 2017-11-20 17:35:54 |
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looks like Oklahoma to me.
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-11-20 17:07:42 |
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By Ramuh. Austar on 2017-11-20 14:19:11 |
I hear switch just got it's homebrew. Once there's a hacking scene, I'm in it’ll be awhile before i can afford one. it’s the only game i need one for right now. i would get mario odyssey if i already had a switch but it’s not enough for me to buy a switch just to play like XBC2 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-11-20 14:16:52 |
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By . on 2017-11-20 14:11:41 |
Quote: in the timeline that his dad wasn't so self absorbed and deluded that he got himself neutered....
Self absorbed is all I know baby
Breathes there the man with soul so dead
Who never to himself hath said,
This is my own, my native land!
Whose heart hath ne’er within him burned,
As home his footsteps he hath turned
From wandering on a foreign strand!
If such there breathe, go, mark him well;
For him no minstrel raptures swell;
High though his titles, proud his name,
Boundless his wealth as wish can claim
Despite those titles, power, and pelf,
The wretch, concentred all in self,
Living, shall forfeit fair renown,
And, doubly dying, shall go down
To the vile dust from whence he sprung,
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I hear switch just got it's homebrew. Once there's a hacking scene, I'm in
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By Ramuh. Austar on 2017-11-20 14:01:53 |
Quote: in the timeline that his dad wasn't so self absorbed and deluded that he got himself neutered....
Self absorbed is all I know baby when’s stream? PunOko
Been wanting to; lol no ps4 games to play atm and I can't get streaming to work well w/ my pc for w/e reason. Lags hard RIP Never got FF12?
Nah, I'm broke atm. All the munies went into my uncle's business. I won't be seeing any return on that until Januray or later Get a switch and XBC2 then!? |
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Quote: in the timeline that his dad wasn't so self absorbed and deluded that he got himself neutered....
Self absorbed is all I know baby when’s stream? PunOko
Been wanting to; lol no ps4 games to play atm and I can't get streaming to work well w/ my pc for w/e reason. Lags hard RIP Never got FF12?
Nah, I'm broke atm. All the munies went into my uncle's business. I won't be seeing any return on that until Januray or later |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-11-20 13:57:13 |
Quote: in the timeline that his dad wasn't so self absorbed and deluded that he got himself neutered....
Self absorbed is all I know baby
Breathes there the man with soul so dead
Who never to himself hath said,
This is my own, my native land!
Whose heart hath ne’er within him burned,
As home his footsteps he hath turned
From wandering on a foreign strand!
If such there breathe, go, mark him well;
For him no minstrel raptures swell;
High though his titles, proud his name,
Boundless his wealth as wish can claim
Despite those titles, power, and pelf,
The wretch, concentred all in self,
Living, shall forfeit fair renown,
And, doubly dying, shall go down
To the vile dust from whence he sprung,
Unwept, unhonored , and unsung. |
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By Ramuh. Austar on 2017-11-20 13:51:08 |
Quote: in the timeline that his dad wasn't so self absorbed and deluded that he got himself neutered....
Self absorbed is all I know baby when’s stream? PunOko
Been wanting to; lol no ps4 games to play atm and I can't get streaming to work well w/ my pc for w/e reason. Lags hard RIP Never got FF12? |
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Quote: in the timeline that his dad wasn't so self absorbed and deluded that he got himself neutered....
Self absorbed is all I know baby when’s stream? PunOko
Been wanting to; lol no ps4 games to play atm and I can't get streaming to work well w/ my pc for w/e reason. Lags hard RIP |
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By Ramuh. Austar on 2017-11-20 13:41:54 |
Quote: in the timeline that his dad wasn't so self absorbed and deluded that he got himself neutered....
Self absorbed is all I know baby when’s stream? PunOko |
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Quote: in the timeline that his dad wasn't so self absorbed and deluded that he got himself neutered....
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-11-20 13:35:13 |
Fine choice tiger, now all the dummies are breeding, and the cool cats are sterile, I fear the future.
/toast
here's to tigerwoods jr... who discovered the cure for cancer, alzheimers and heart disease, figured out how to reverse the aging process, ended world hunger poverty and homelessness, negotiated world peace, stopped global warming, thwarted the evil dr. nikolce and his diabolical plan to end mankind... and was later canonized as a living saint... historians regard his birth as the turning point toward a new age of enlightenment, joy and happiness...
in the timeline that his dad wasn't so self absorbed and deluded that he got himself neutered.... |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-11-20 13:17:27 |
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Fine choice tiger, now all the dummies are breeding, and the cool cats are sterile, I fear the future.
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By . on 2017-11-20 13:12:59 |
Officially sterile. Thanks, Dr. Stein!  |
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Officially sterile. Thanks, Dr. Stein!
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Don't you have protesting to do?
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-11-20 12:38:12 |
yeah...doesn't she/he have trolling to do in RP+R...
Girlboy to do list
Stir the plot in RT
Then tell them to tone it done
Troll the Cons in RP+R
Then warn them against personal attacks
Reminisce about the old *** met once at a deer check gas station
Eat oklahoma happy meal for lunch
Nap on old ratty piece of stained carpet square
Repeat
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-11-20 12:04:55 |
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gtfo
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-11-20 10:12:15 |
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