Final Fantasy XIV Database - Ffxivpro.com

those corn-sucking hicks won’t know what hit em’.

Malachai?!?

is that you?

the plan of action is to take out their military leadership in coordinated strikes. my suggestion is to assassinate someone. might i suggest popping their colonel?

I came here to have a good time and I'm feeling very attacked right now...

Storming the Corn Palace!!!





on this day of 18425... the Kingdom of NI has declared a
Formal Declaration of War against the Empire of the Children of the Corn.

Our main objective shall be the utter destruction of their stronghold....the Corn Palace /paces around the war room

ladies... gentlemen... robomos... /sighs ...and ok sure why not... girlboys...

It has come to our attention that a kingdom of Corn people has risen against us in the northern lands. Since nobody was paying attention to Mosin or PARKER they wandered off in a peyote fueled hallucination stomp and stumbled upon this fledgling kingdom of corn people....

so...if they have built a palace... then presumably they have a king and or queen which obviously we can't abide...

I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you the kids are all super creepy and armed to the teeth with all sorts of home made farm implements turned into weapons...

But we will soak the ground with their blood....or milky yellowish corn juice...or whatever comes out of them...




take no prisoners, leave no survivors...

we'll begin the arduous journey on monday...but with stupid traffic we'll probably arrive really really late....so we'll sleep in...not too late though, of course... because we'll want to grab a bite of the free continental breakfast in the morning so that we don't get too peckish later on in the day...but then after a couple pots of coffee We will march on a road of bones! ...or corn cobs... or stalks... husks? /looks over at mosin and PARKER but gets nothing but shrugs

hell idk and since Mosin and PARKER were tripping balls their "reports" kind of read like.... look it doesn't matter!!! whatever it is they are made of we will stomp on it!!!


ATTACK!!!

Just go get more alcohol...

That feeling you get when you go into the store to buy a soda and you glance at the beer and realize you should probably be buying alcohol.

I see what you did there

Le’sigh...


It’s the sacred Ni day of XīngQīSān and everyone has either moved on, been shadow banned or died... :(

I'm here for ya buddy.

That was a sad backread. Hopefully your normal Ni brethren come home sometime.

ish.

Everyone's alive?

Good.

Poor Mosin...

thatsthejoke.gif

Kara wouldn't tell me to *** off, that's Flavin and Niko.

I need 6 alts to imitate the rest of NI, and then I can have a deranged never ending psuedo-conversation with myself in here for eternity.

<Misa> the sales guys *** up another order and I had to stay all night and fix the signage!

<mosin> *** that!

<nikolice> cripple the ***!

<flav> It's all your fault for reasons misa.

<zahrah> salespeople in europe never *** it up.

<meshi> I need a sammich

<volkom> Going to a concert tomorrow, yay!

<anna molly> I like turtles

<Kara> *** off girlboy

Hope you get deported back here.

Been free two years now :D

Oh, yeah. There are more people that have experienced this.. hell hole. I forgot you were here too.

Wouldn't surprise me to see that tbh.

I would love to know the context behind that video.

Ehhhhhh
Even then there isn't much.
Theres a few options downtown or you can go bum around Norman(OKC Lite) and get drunk and try to forget the fact that you're stuck in Oklahoma.

It's incredibly fun. It's a little easier than the other installments with makes me sad but it's so fun and it's the perfect level of difficulty to get a bunch of new people into the series while providing enough quality of life changes that Veteran players can still enjoy it.

....or what if that dapper dude was just dating like, four hot-gothy girls at once?

That would get expensive.

If you're in OKC, Flavin, go to Whiskey Chicks.

Also the hilariously named Fuzzy's Tacos.


One day I was eating in Fuzzy's and a few of the girls from Whiskey Chicks and a bartender dude walked in. Dude was dressed dapper as hell and the girls were all in these black dresses with like, thigh high hoses and garter belt and stuff. I had to put down my quesadilla to 1. Look at leg and 2. Figure out what the *** was going on. Later on, we walked down to a Thunder game and I saw the same girls walking in and out of the bar. I assume that is their dress code.

I think it was this same trip I saw my sister spend $35 on a shitty snap-on plastic phone case because it said "Coach" on it. When I told her she was a *** retard, she said that $35 was cheap and that everything in that particular Coach store was actually at a cheap discount.

This is AFTER she looked at a medium sized purse that was priced at $350. I could only imagine how much they charge when it's not "at a discount". My advice is only take a girl there if she thinks such things are stupid and likes spending her time making fun of stupid people spending good money in stupid ways.

There is, it's just sketchy.