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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-27 12:18:33 |
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in workplace pooper news....
my boss pulled a skully and destroyed the entire office.
I was going to piss but holy hell...turned around and left for lunch.
came back, still lingering.
I'm going to find some errands to run
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-27 12:14:33 |
pulled a urial...happy ending
ewwww.....TMI
also get a job ya bum...
early retirement....pfffft
I probably wont get to retire until they start shoveling dirt on top of my coffin.
I recall hearing you chased a skirt to okc... but I must have been to poor to pay attention to the details...
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By Lakshmi. Flavin on 2018-03-27 11:33:32 |
That story is magical... i regret nothing...
and we love you for it... It came up while we were eating dinner at this place called The Covered Wagon Cafe in Murdo...
my brain was so burnt out by then I probably made no sense whatsoever...but it was fun.
mosin said you quit your "jake from state farm" gig and burned all of your khakis. what gives? I pulled a urial... lol... except with a happy ending... I thought you knew I was in okc now... happy though as I’m in early retirement and happy with my new significant other person... |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-27 09:36:26 |
I’ve got to do some driving this morning, I’ll get back to ya.
/waits
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-03-27 08:43:04 |
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I’ve got to do some driving this morning, I’ll get back to ya.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-27 08:35:59 |
I’m on a kiddie ‘vacation’. It’s exhausting, would love hanging out at the office right about now.
I hear ya... I'm still recovering from a birthday party at a pizza place on sunday... and have another one at a bowling alley on saturday. hoofah
thank Altana there was one of those swirly twirly gum ball machines with blinking lights by the front door to distract this one kid long enough for me to catch him... or he would have made it to the parking lot
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-27 08:24:40 |
That story is magical... i regret nothing...
and we love you for it... It came up while we were eating dinner at this place called The Covered Wagon Cafe in Murdo...
my brain was so burnt out by then I probably made no sense whatsoever...but it was fun.
mosin said you quit your "jake from state farm" gig and burned all of your khakis. what gives? |
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By Lakshmi. Flavin on 2018-03-26 23:34:04 |
My grandma seems to be doing just fine.
that's really good to hear... I thought we lost her back there during the Battle for Murdo... tell her to hang in there, the black hills are bleak enough already.
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-Bozeman Montana was the area I wanted to buy a buffalo farm and retire in
-Urial’s official title was once “Royal Bootlick to the Princess of Oklahoma”
Royal Bootlick to the Princess of Oklahoma
-Mosin was responsible for outing / branding Skully a “Workplace Pooper” and an enemy of the State
Workplace Pooper
-it was 2014 when Flavin’s made his worst mistake ever telling us the sugar britches story
Sugar BritchesThat story is magical... i regret nothing... |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-03-26 18:30:26 |
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I’m on a kiddie ‘vacation’. It’s exhausting, would love hanging out at the office right about now.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-26 15:41:10 |
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[Garbage truck backing up noise - followed by garbage truck dumping noises]
/PARKER, Nik and a pile of dirty rags and broken tools roll out of the back
ugh...work sucks...
PARKER go and find some way to bottle youthful exuberance fuel... and then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-23 17:40:20 |
anywhoooo...
you and the boy check out some grand kingdom? or David Bryne?
We were listening to slayer until the minesota police pulled me over for doing 83 in a 70. (Got off with a warning) then we switched to led zep...
I'll get a round tuit. |
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I miss Meshi, I had to do less when he was here.
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-03-23 15:17:48 |
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lmao
That was a trip down ole' memory lane...
I miss all those ***. how dare they abandon me!
/shedsatear
anywhoooo...
you and the boy check out some grand kingdom? or David Bryne?
I've got nothing too interesting. the children grow, the HVAC has been installed at my place, and I've cleaned the destruction it wrought. Gettin' hyped for a quiet weekend with booze and live PD.
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Interesting...
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-23 13:52:15 |
According to The Twitch™, she has renounced her throne of waving wheat and defected to Indiana, I am sure you were dying to know this.
you'll believe anything girlboy... you poor gullible hebitch.
the Princess of Oklahoma sits on a throne of lies!... a top a mountain of the freshly castrated testicles of her enemies....
that ain't wheat stalks she's waving around nimrod.
look closer! it's woven pubes!! |
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According to The Twitch™, she has renounced her throne of waving wheat and defected to Indiana, I am sure you were dying to know this. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-23 12:53:04 |
My grandma seems to be doing just fine.
that's really good to hear... I thought we lost her back there during the Battle for Murdo... tell her to hang in there, the black hills are bleak enough already.
4 of 27
-Bozeman Montana was the area I wanted to buy a buffalo farm and retire in
-Urial’s official title was once “Royal Bootlick to the Princess of Oklahoma”
Royal Bootlick to the Princess of Oklahoma
-Mosin was responsible for outing / branding Skully a “Workplace Pooper” and an enemy of the State
Workplace Pooper
-it was 2014 when Flavin’s made his worst mistake ever telling us the sugar britches story
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-03-23 11:51:34 |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-03-23 11:19:47 |
tell him to walk it off...and tell him to remove pleebo from the white list. because when he finds out I never thanked you for buying junior and I dinner... he'll scratch my eyes out..
he's (hopefully) going to survive. I'm not too worried about it in any event...
It's all good buddy. We were both pretty burnt out. It'll be a hell of a lot more fun if we have more time, cigars, booze, ect....
My grandma seems to be doing just fine. that was a shitty ride home though.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-23 10:48:31 |
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there is always that one guy that says things that are completely inappropriate, at the worst possible time, for no apparent reason... so... it might as well be candlejack....
PARKER says nobody else has applied for the whipping boy job... once he clarified the craig's list ad... receiver of all beatings.
why would we hire someone to walk around here flogging us when we start slacking off!? this is where we hide from all the whips in the real world.
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Will the corn cache be raided to make alcohol or something? Funny story I once heard from my grandfather, years and years ago. Back when he was a kid, his aunt wound up shooting at one of his cousins for raiding the corn crib for exactly that reason. He wanted the corn to make moonshine. Making matters worse, that cousin's son followed in his dad's footsteps and makes moonshine. He rarely shows up, and I continue to leave standing orders that when he does, whoever he comes in contact with slips him some money that I pay back for the hooch. There's a war going on, hundreds of thousands of corn corpses lay smouldering, PARKER may lose a leg, and you're here telling funny stories. Smh |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-23 10:16:32 |
yeah...I'm still having nightmares....
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-23 09:18:10 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-23 08:13:13 |
Boss! PARKER's been heavily wounded in the 'battle at main st.' I'm gonna take him back to Rapid City and see if his leg needs to be amputated. We won the battle against those ayran lookin' little ***, but I'm afraid the cost may have been too high. The streets run red with blood in mitchell, my sanity hangs by a thread, and PARKER's condition is far too gruesome to describe here.
tell him to walk it off...and tell him to remove pleebo from the white list. because when he finds out I never thanked you for buying junior and I dinner... he'll scratch my eyes out..
I need to coffee about a gallon more and then I'll work on the answer key to the 27 times I started babbling nonsense, forgot a word and trailed off... I can't believe I got row and urial mixed up... |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-03-22 10:57:54 |
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Boss! PARKER's been heavily wounded in the 'battle at main st.' I'm gonna take him back to Rapid City and see if his leg needs to be amputated. We won the battle against those ayran lookin' little ***, but I'm afraid the cost may have been too high. The streets run red with blood in mitchell, my sanity hangs by a thread, and PARKER's condition is far too gruesome to describe here.
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Stay away from our alcohol. It's the only thing we've got to help us forget how boring it is here.
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Will the corn cache be raided to make alcohol or something?
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-03-20 09:20:32 |
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Sympathizers will be dealt with in the same vigor.
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A quick FU to the scumbags at enterprise truck rental. The Chevy van PARKER rented blew it's stabilitrac en route to Mitchell and I had to shift manually....
No cruise control, manual shifting, a thousand miles of driving, no stabilitrack, we bobbed like a viking warship on the asphalt sea... my brain came loose from it's moorings. The Corn Palace will fall Enterprise are obviously Corn sympathizers and that was obviously sabotage. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-19 23:41:33 |
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A quick FU to the scumbags at enterprise truck rental. The Chevy van PARKER rented blew it's stabilitrac en route to Mitchell and I had to shift manually....
No cruise control, manual shifting, a thousand miles of driving, no stabilitrack, we bobbed like a viking warship on the asphalt sea... my brain came loose from it's moorings. The Corn Palace will fall
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