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Took you long enough...

Its Mostly the way it should be... the world would be a better place if it wasn’t so crippled by worrying about what everyone else thinks of you and reacting as such...

At least no one will steal my lawn chair anymore muhahahahahahh....

I wonder if faelius ever posted after I blocked him...
or when that was....
PARKER go see

then you shall join f aelius on my block list of eternal oblivion!

Muhahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

/block

well it was that or pictures of the undies flavin runs around in all day

is was the advice that I accidentally overheard, given to someone else, who ignored it completely. It was given to them by somebody who is dead now, but he lived it every single day and had a lot of fun... so I figured it was worth a shot.

I only came for the punch and pie.

I came here to have a good time and I end up reading life advice...

I feel cheated.

well, either way that's the best advice ole' CJs likely to not read anytime soon. kudos.

well...they might be on to something. /shrug

However, I decided a long time ago that while whatever it is that I am doing is probably pointless and meaningless I was going to go ahead and do it anyways until somebody came up with something that proved out to be more fun, for no other reason than I find joy in doing it.

I won't be disheartened if someone else thinks I'm wrong or evil, nor will I feel vindicated if someone else thinks I'm right. Their perception has no effect on my behavior whatsoever but only because I won't allow it to...

it's a stubborn refusal to feel anyway someone else thinks I should. even if I am the last or only one of my kind I refuse to surrender.

to the death!

and they think you're evil, feh!

No. as soon as you finish reading this post, get up, go and take a shower, while you are in there wash your hair at least twice, then dry off, put on your nicest looking clothes. walk to the nearest business. It can be a store, a restaurant, a gas station it doesn't matter. and ask to speak with the manager about applying for employment.

If he or she comes out, stand up straight, look him or her in the eye, extend your right hand shake theirs and say this line. WITHOUT PAUSE

My name is Jack Candle and I would like you to consider hiring me for any available position that you have. I will always be on time, whenever you need me and I'm capable and willing to do anything that you ask of me. I'll except whatever you offer as a starting wage and diligently work every single day you that need me to.

Now when you finish they might say any number of things, "we're not hiring right now" "let me think about it" whatever but unless they tell you that you are hired or ask when can you start (the answer is Immediately)

You say, Thank you much for taking the time to consider hiring me. I'd like to fill out an application or at least leave my number with you in case something opens up. Fill it out, Shake hands again and walk to the next closest place.

Just keep doing that every single day until someone hires you.

You'll feel 1000 times better gainfully employed and interacting with people in the real world.

There is a phenomenon that exists in which people that you interact with at work are more physically attractive over time. I don't claim to understand it completely, maybe women start to see you as a reliable person because you show up every day.

But trust me when I tell you that you need every advantage that you can gain.

You gotta start taking better care of yourself, eating right, maybe getting into a little better shape. You will see that people will acknowledge your improvement and you just keep at it until you are running the place.

Think positive. Ok. someone says they hate this job, you say "I like keeping busy, it helps make the day go faster"

always keep it positive.

just put aside everything else the waifus, the weebelos, the horses... whatever. that ***is all behind you.

you're a new man today and your only goal is to be even better man tomorrow.

good luck!

Typos!?

Ok then... just how in the hell do you know what feathers on your *** feels like!? YEAH.... WE'RE WAITING!

Mfing Typos...I was going to let pooping on your lawn chair slide... no pun intended....but it's on now feather boa butt!

it's feather lined sugar britches now!

You make a couple typos and this is what happens lol... oh well...

and it's disturbing mental images...day...on ffxiah....

Hey y'all, how's everyone do-


nvm

Makes sense...

We want to believe you...but we aren't going to

I’m not a househusband I’m just retired... I do need to find a hobby here though... it was also supposed to be plop not poop lol... my days with khakis are over! I’ve given up the title of jake from State Farm and set my khakis aflame giving way for the sweatpants...

I'm not so sure about that... He already lives as some sort of new age househusband, in Oklahoma, his only furnature is lawn, that he poops on, he's been cursed for all eternity with the nickname "Sugar Britches", he wears sweatpants that he made out of feathers?
and you showed up...

So it's difficult to imagine worse... I guess we'll see...

I'm afraid to ask for clarification....

flavin, you need to put on some khakis and go get a job.

your brain is on drugs.

PARKER [beaten to the punch by a potato shame intensifies]

Seconded.

wtf.face

I only wear sweat pants when I leave the house... it makes my *** feel like it’s sitting on feathers when I plop down on the lawn chair... dressing for success indeed...

Edited for plop but otherwise I stand by it...