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the opium den could use a few more mattresses and pillows.

ewww. let's belay that order PARKER... NI has been kind of a sausage fest as of late and no offense to the bros and the homies... but how about NO and thanks....

I'm not 100% on board with the mattresses in every room idea for the same reasons... the giant cat shaped couch in the nap room is plenty comfortable

PARKER! go clean up each room and toss in a bed in each! we could be booked!
and on an unrelated topic.
PARKER! Go hide a camera in each room! we dont want people stealing the towels!

Got out of work a few hours early and not even Friday. Feels good

I mean, you can hire a publicist, we could rent some of the castle rooms and turn it into a hotel~

It sucks getting old grandpa cat!


stop me if you have heard this one before... /deep breath

WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING YOU ARE SELLING!!

but of course if you are not here to sell us stuff, then Welcome to the wonderfully magical lands of NI! PARKER here can show you around.

we're walking... we're walking... and...
this is the grand entrance of the castle... the two statues you see before you are Row posed as atlas holding an enormous bird cage and of course the other is good King Meshi...

we're walking... we're walking... and...
as we proceed towards the grand staircases please keep in mind that the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a very painful death.
so is down right which leads to the mines, up and left which leads to a trap door that falls into the mines all the doors that have skulls and crossbones on them.... all of the side staircases that have exit signs above them... when you get about halfway down they collapse and become a slide that takes you down to the mines

down and left is the grotto, the fountain of wine, the underground portion of the lazy river inner-tube ride and the parking garage. up and right three times (which of course is left) ties back into the main second floor corridor just past the trap door, (so don't make a fourth right), there is the offices and the conference room the break room the cafeteria the nap area the r&d lab and all kinds of things.....

third floor and left leads to the observatory you'll know it because of all the monks wearing robes and the distinct smell of opium. the library and the planetarium and art museum are all in that direction.

I should watch some anim-
oh right. no phone

but the sandwich deserved to know how delish it was.

lol

since the sandwich was wrapped and in a ziplock, i put it on my jacket's pocket (big pocket) and since i ran out the door cause late, I didnt do the 1-2-3* pocket tap to double check. weight seemed normal so nothing felt odd until I sat down on my desk and tried to browse youtube while eating the sandwich

*1-2-3 tap consist on "keys - wallet - phone" pocket tap

so what does this means?
-no text messages
-no calls
-no discord
-no ship waifus

I'd have to be pretty *** up to do that!

At least you didn’t eat the phone, and try texting from the sandwich!

I'm so anal about having my phone on me, I will freak out if I can't locate it every 10-30mins. Even if I have no need for it.

It's so bad that I've done the whole "I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY PHONE IS" while talking to someone or texting someone on my phone.

had it on my hand , then went back to pick up a sandwich, and i guess i placed it down on the kitchen table :<

I mean, they had to have synchronized at one point already, yet we're still here.

Can't be all that bad.

Pretty sure that would end badly for everyone.

Jacey forgot her phone at work, you forgot your phone at home... WHY IS THIS FC FALLING APART?!

It came to my attention that Nikolce "post counter" is very close to the number of pages of this ancient thread!
What would happen if Mr.Nik synchronizes his posts with the page's counter!?
/wonders without tinfoil hat

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Forgot phone at home.

Well then, today can only get better.

PARKER grab the chocolate bars and graham crackers. on the double!

bonfire of the thursdays....we meet again.

amen brother

I'm glad my bad joke has started a new business plan.

Overall I think the main reason for the reaction is when therapists realize how aware I am of my mental condition on a day-to-day basis to the point where I'll willingly commit myself/make changes in my life without necessarily needing outside pushing in an attempt to combat the issues. Not to say all of my choices are smart or appropriate, but I do take steps to mitigate.

TLDR: I'm not dumb, I know what's going on with my brain... to a point. I just have limited tools.

And a strong disposition to stray away from some of the bigger issues... which I'd say is normal.

To be fair I say this about myself all the time. I have no qualms with it. lol

I guess that's better than her saying "Oh wow you're so boring"?

That's....good?...maybe. /thinks about it

Well she didn't try to have you committed...so that part is good!

Not 100% sure about it...but there is a high probability that boinking her would change the dr./ patient dynamic, at the very least.... I mean it is your hour...so... but um...yeah that kinda enters into a kind of gray area legally if you um... pay for it.


PARKER go and look for a legal precedent on um... this.

Well if she is a doctor then she couldn't tell anyone about it without breaking patient confidentiality laws of some kind...

anyone else drawing up a new business plan for Dr. Boneridder, boink therapist...we could make a fortune!

First therapy appointment yesterday.

Apparently I am "interesting" and "highly self aware"

...

She totally wants the D I'm not sure how I feel about this.