fonewear said: »
I'm not even sure hot pockets are suitable to dogs. I would think that is cruel punishment...
People forget that Hot Pockets come in two amazing varieties - Frozen in the middle and boiling lava hot.
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People forget that Hot Pockets come in two amazing varieties - Frozen in the middle and boiling lava hot.
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My favorite commercial about food:
It is quite majestic ! YouTube Video Placeholder I was expecting chicken then boom woman was slaving over a nice pork tenderloin !
fonewear said: » I'm not even sure hot pockets are suitable to dogs. I would think that is cruel punishment... People deserve Hot Pockets. Dogs do not.
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Bahamut.Ravael said: » fonewear said: » I'm not even sure hot pockets are suitable to dogs. I would think that is cruel punishment... People forget that Hot Pockets come in two amazing varieties - Frozen in the middle and boiling lava hot. I feel like we're getting into a territory where we may owe Jim Gaffigan royalties if we continue.
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Ramyrez said: » fonewear said: » I'd be willing to bet that most of the people on this website have a restraining order on anything resembling reality. And if they were to come into contact with said reality. They would fold like a lawn chair ! Given the nature of this website, and extrapolating from in-game friends and acquaintances I've met or otherwise dealt with in real life, I'd say there's a good-to-great chance you're right about 90% of the people posting. Great people throughout history have chosen to eschew reality. Howard Hughes, Adam Savage, Donald Trump.
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Heard a great dad joke this morning:
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls. Not all strippers can climb polls if you go to a feminist strip club for example...they slide down polls !
fonewear said: » Not all strippers can climb polls if you go to a feminist strip club for example...they slide down polls ! Funny, I would have thought a feminist strip club to be completely devoid of poles...
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Ramyrez said: » Bahamut.Ravael said: » fonewear said: » I'm not even sure hot pockets are suitable to dogs. I would think that is cruel punishment... People forget that Hot Pockets come in two amazing varieties - Frozen in the middle and boiling lava hot. I feel like we're getting into a territory where we may owe Jim Gaffigan royalties if we continue. What is funny now is he is selling mini vans. I see him more on commercials than doing stand up. I guess the natural progression of a comic's career is to be famous enough to sell this:
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fonewear said: » Ramyrez said: » Bahamut.Ravael said: » fonewear said: » I'm not even sure hot pockets are suitable to dogs. I would think that is cruel punishment... People forget that Hot Pockets come in two amazing varieties - Frozen in the middle and boiling lava hot. I feel like we're getting into a territory where we may owe Jim Gaffigan royalties if we continue. What is funny now is he is selling mini vans. I see him more on commercials than doing stand up. Not so funny meow, is he? eliroo said: » The point that I'm trying to make is that they can adjust how they oversample to better the results in their favor and not necessarily adjust it to make things accurate, like the example I gave. A little more research on my end shows that this company may be the same atlas designed around pushing the progressive movement so this collusion is expected. As for the +9 I think that has to do with the sampling that the media is using right now where they favor democrats by 9%.
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It is kinda sad. I rather Jim turn to drugs and alcohol than to sell mini vans!
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All the good comics are either dead or on drugs.
fonewear said: » All the good comics are either dead or on drugs. Well, I mean. If smoking pot counts, I guess maybe. There's a lot of good comics out there though. The bigger problem imo is they get offered television shows and they take the offers -- why wouldn't they? More money, less travel. -- but then they get mainstream/repetitive doing what sells. I don't blame them, everyone should cash in when they get the chance, life sucks, get rich while you can. But still. It tends to make things...lame.
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I still remember when Comedy Central was funny. Outside of South Park. I'm not sure anything on the entire network is remotely funny.
I've become Randy from South Park with the member berries !
Go to an amateur comedy show, you won't be disappointed at how bad some of the comics are. So bad, it loops back into hilarious.
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I would probably end up like Kramer. If someone interrupted me I'd lose my cool and go on a rant.
That part of being a comic would not be fun. Cause you know some people go to a show just to annoy the comic.
That or I'd drink so much that I would just ramble on about hot pockets.
Hecklers are a good invitation for the comic to unload on a person especially if the set sucks. The audience has your back unless you really suck or the heckler winds up being funnier than you.
Anywhere with decent bouncers will grab the person by the scruff of the neck if they don't shut the *** up anyway. That was the problem with our friend Kramer. I think the guy was talking the entire night. And instead of addressing the problem. He just exploded on the guy. And went nuts. Like he was slowly building to that the entire night.
Check out "Bill Burr Philadelphia" on YouTube for a good heckling response. Just talks ***on Philly for like ten minute straight.
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Need more angry comics to combat the times we live in:
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Can you even imagine Sam being alive right now?
He could change the world. He'd probably have beaten Donald Trump for the GOP nomination and he'd be destroying Hillary right now.
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If Sam was alive today and he saw what men have become he would be on a bridge somewhere !
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