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Who says I would need to.

Personally I think fantasy is far superior to reality, but there are some fantasies that just go too far.

If we were designed by little green men, then who designed the little green men?

Bigger, lime-coloured men.

Paper bag it!

She can post a pic and will be glad to play beauty judge. My fees are a date if she is hot or an alternative date if she is not.

So you don't like tuna?

I'm starting to believe that I'm the only person in the world liking tuna.

well... Tuna, no. Tuna Salad done well, yes.
Tuna in Sushi, blekh.

My preferences have been said to be strange - Angelina Jolie = 1/10 for me, Amy Winehouse = 12/10

I prefer plastic bags worse for the environment.

A tuna in French is an ugly woman. I usually like women that people would call ugly and I love tuna (the food), so it always makes funny moments when I say that I love tuna and then I explain that it's just not the food.

Angelina is a 3/10 for me (young Angelina goes up to 6), Amy Winehouse would be a 2/10.
I have very different tastes from my friends, "strange" would be a very nice way to define my tastes.

I don't even think I can name a 8/10 hmmm. Jennifer Lawrence was a 7,5/10 until I saw her nudes, now she's just a 6.

For some reason, whether I have 7g of alcohol in my blood or not, I still look at the exact same kind of girl.

As sexist as this sounds, me and my italian friend from school had different specifications for types of women:

1. Horse -leggy, firm, tall
2. Salmon - tanned, juicy yet soft
3. Roasted Lamb and Gravy - curvy, juicy succulent!
4. Sushi - too white and skinny
5. Goat - mrs know it all, bookworm, bad hair, messy, smells like glue and sterilizer, fingers always covered in ink.
6. Tiger - modern day cougar/milf - before the term was invented or popularized by AP
7. Meat - general term used to describe desirable girls.

Only hot girls I can think of at the moment are the ones on my screen from the google ads "marry a beautiful russian bride, free!!"

That's actually pretty good.

I'll take a roasted lamb and gravy and a goat.

I used to bother my woman coworker asking her if she knew how much it was for a Russian bride. I mainly like the milk skin.
I can think of hot girls but they're girls I actually know in real, and they're clearly not what people usually call hot. See my menu choices.

I was stopped once by my friend when hitting on a girl in a bar. Sure she wasn't pretty but she was still nice to talk to so I was upset at my friend.

How do you hit on a fencepost though? When I'm properly drunk, I usually mainly look at women in the eyes (so they think I'm not that drunk). I don't even watch their cleavages anymore at this point, I'll never explain that. But I still see a fencepost as a fencepost.

Oh ok, if she had a sister then that's only normal.

Like one of these plastic bags from a Chinese restaurant with the big smiley face on it?