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 Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-05-06 12:46:29
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
remo mcfeely takes the wheel for fifteen seconds

He is to a sailboat what donny is to a bus!
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-05-06 12:47:30
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
floating rivers.
Is this one of those zen koan things?
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-05-06 12:47:39
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Usually, they're used for lakes and floating rivers.

Problem 1: You float too far out on a lake and everyone is pitching in with a half-assed, drunken doggy-paddle closer to shore.

Problem 2: River is too shallow at some point. You all end up scraping your butts and the raft on a fall, and everyone has to pick up and heave-ho the raft out of the shallow end.

Problem 3: The cooler falls out!!! God save us all!!!
It's always tied to whatever it is I'm floating on that day. Problem solved and screw all those other suckers!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-05-06 12:49:39
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well now we have to watch the whole thing....

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By Lakshmi.Aelius 2015-05-06 12:49:52
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
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I don't like water.

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!


I don't like too much water. Our bodies are made up between 60-80% of water, that's how close we are to drowning.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-05-06 12:57:10
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Lakshmi.Aelius said: »
I don't like too much water. Our bodies are made up between 60-80% of water, that's how close we are to drowning.

drowning is a pleasant and magical experience... once you get past the fighting for your life part.... and your brain gives up and floods itself with dopamine....

don't knock it until you try it!
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-05-06 12:57:47
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what's going on in here, knuckleheads?
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-05-06 12:59:00
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Siren.Mosin said: »
what's going on in here, knuckleheads?
You were not around last night and this time I am sure!
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By Lakshmi.Aelius 2015-05-06 12:59:41
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Is there a drug that boosts just dopamine?
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By Ramyrez 2015-05-06 13:01:44
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
He is to a sailboat what donny is to a bus!

Haven't been yet and I've got some time under my belt. :p
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-05-06 13:02:50
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Siren.Mosin said: »
what's going on in here, knuckleheads?

/shrug

oh you know...the usual... eating chinese food, drowning cats, taking naps, making glitter burst into flames, watching scarface....

getting really *** thirsty for a drink in a hollowed out pineapple with a crazy straw and one of those bamboo umbrella things and fourteen different kinds of booze and skewers of booze soaked fruit
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-05-06 13:03:08
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Ramyrez said: »
Haven't been yet. :p
I declare that you are lying and point to the ship graveyard you have created. Poor sailboats... they never knew what they were getting themselves into...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-05-06 13:05:18
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-05-06 13:08:02
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
You were not around last night and this time I am sure!

NOPE! hung out with the kids for a bit then played some civ.
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By Ramyrez 2015-05-06 13:08:31
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Ramyrez said: »
Haven't been yet. :p
I declare that you are lying and point to the ship graveyard you have created. Poor sailboats... they never knew what they were getting themselves into...

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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-05-06 13:08:49
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Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
floating rivers.
Is this one of those zen koan things?

Unfortunately, the end result points to no when everyone is dehydrated and sun burned.
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By Bismarck.Dreadnot 2015-05-06 13:11:20
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I can just imagine the creation of that. Some dude sends back his fruity drink, complaining that it's not fruity enough and pisses off the bartender. So the bartender is swearing under his breath -- Looking around he hacks open a pineapple and starts shoving every type of fruit he can find into it then pours the drink that was sent back to him.

Delivering it to the table he asks "Is this fruity enough for you, Sir?"
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-05-06 13:12:57
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I just imagine it never getting there as Archer is the bartender and he just drank it instead.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-05-06 13:15:46
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Lakshmi.Aelius said: »
Is there a drug that boosts just dopamine?
Sure. Dopamine intravenously. Probably won't do what you want it to though.
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By Lakshmi.Aelius 2015-05-06 13:30:51
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After a google search, I found that I've already been doing what I thought I was doing. lol
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-05-06 13:44:06
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Coming to terms with your aquaphobia? There's dopamine injections for that!

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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-05-06 13:53:54
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-05-06 15:01:16
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hank is the best.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-05-06 15:02:57
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edit:
18k post. worth.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-05-06 16:21:09
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Hank shouldn't have been dressed so provocatively.
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By Lakshmi.Aelius 2015-05-06 16:40:19
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What makes matters worse is that looks like a female dolphin.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-05-07 09:57:22
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morning all.

I love me some pressure! /deeplyinhalesthemorningair it's going to be a fine day.

I hope you *** have too much to do, & not enough time to do it in.

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-05-07 09:58:06
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PARKER!!!... check to see if the tornado machine killed girlboy yet... and I want a dome / device I can put over top of catmod's domicile that instantaneously fills with water...

you know... so one minute he is sunning himself in a sun beam and the next minute he is completely under water.
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By Lakshmi.Aelius 2015-05-07 10:05:48
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Thank you for making my bath easier. Tired to hacking up hairballs.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-05-07 10:24:09
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I'm talking floor to ceiling, wall to wall, one second you sit down in your favorite chair to relax, you blink eyes and then... bloop... you're totally under water...

and there shouldn't be any sound at all either... if we can manage it PARKER.... I want it to be like flipping a switch.

we can test it out on my old pops when he reads the newspaper on sunday
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