So I'm at work today at our comupter filling out the packing sheets, same as any other day. I print them out, take out copy and reach back to slide it into the folder like I have done a few hundred times before however at the last second I glance back... and there it is, right there next to where my hand is about to brush,
loonie sized spider (like the coin not crazy)
So of course there is no one to hear me scream since I work alone and I do so and then weigh my options,
1)Attemt to slide it into the folder really fast and run away
2)Use the paper to knock him off and then attempt to step on him
3)Go get something long and hard to attempt to squish it with
4)Throw ***at it
Yes I chose the wording of #3 on purpose. Anyways in the moment that I am trying to decide which option to pic hes sitting there moving one of his legs a bit being all like "Where is your God now!". In the end I created option 5, left the papers on the table and gtfoed and hope that he either goes somewhere else or finds a home where I won't see him. I don't care so much that he is there, as long as I don't have to have him in my life ever again