Music!

Log in, six deep, screens glowin' bright
Alt-tab dancin', ain't no pugs in sight
Linkpearls beggin', but I ain't got time
Six-box pro, takin' down every prime

Geared to the teeth, macros on deck
Paladin in the front, Corsair cashin' checks
Scholar drop AoE, Bard songs stack
Sam and Black Mage makin' mobs fade to black

Tells blowin' up, "Yo, wanna team up, man?"
I just laugh, reply with a /wave hand
No pug for this boss, solos all day
Watch my alts rotate, ain't needin' your play
Camp spot clear, pullin' mobs with ease
Skillchains poppin', makin' exp breeze

"Who tanks that?" They ask in despair
Six-box legend, I'm everywhere!
Gear swaps clean, haste capped tight
Trusts for what? Got my own squad, right
My black mage nukes, mobs drop like flies
Samurai skillchains, light burstin' skies

Yell chat screamin', "Merc service for sale!"
But I print my own gil, ain't no need to wail
Dynamis runs solo, relics on lock
Einherjar, Odyssey—cleared the whole block

Legends ain't born, they're logged in deep
Six-box king, while pugs stay asleep
Ain't need no alliance, ain't need no ring
All content solo—bow to the king!