Hey everyone,
Just a desperate cry for help from my friends since I've developed some great relationships with you over the discussion of this 20 year old PS2 game.
My wife just told me the other day that she wants a divorce, and she's going to take the kids away from me. Aghast, I asked her why she would abandon our 20 year relationship and the amazing connection we had: she said it was all because of Sortie.
I don't know if it was because of the drop rates of +1 cases, the +2 earring rate from +1 cases, the purple hallways, How many times Bolter's Roll is used in the instance, or the fact that I can't go with 18 players, she didn't specify.
Not sure what to do with my life now, please send help.
My Wife Left Me Because Of Sortie
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My wife left me because of Sortie
She made the right decision.
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well, the important thing is that through it all you are pretty clearly Not Mad
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Is she at least accepting gil for the child support payments?
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Who gets possession of the Stage 3 Weapon that you made?
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There are more meaningful reasons for divorce. Have you asked her to make you a sandwich and think it over?
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Sorry for your loss. I hope you can retain full custody of your accounts (this can be difficult if she can prove you've been cheating).
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Looking at the bright side, at least you can have more time to grind sortie.
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She's been riding Chad's Johnson for months....
Thank her for putting you out of your misery!
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If her muffins weren't Prime enough to satisfy you, it's probably for the best.
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Carbuncle.Maletaru said: » Hey everyone, Just a desperate cry for help from my friends since I've developed some great relationships with you over the discussion of this 20 year old PS2 game. My wife just told me the other day that she wants a divorce, and she's going to take the kids away from me. Aghast, I asked her why she would abandon our 20 year relationship and the amazing connection we had: she said it was all because of Sortie. I don't know if it was because of the drop rates of +1 cases, the +2 earring rate from +1 cases, the purple hallways, How many times Bolter's Roll is used in the instance, or the fact that I can't go with 18 players, she didn't specify. Not sure what to do with my life now, please send help. Listen- I'm with ya, buddy. Ho' wouldn't build a SCH for Sortie anyways.
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My mind left me because of Sortie
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Asura.Hya said: » Who gets possession of the Stage 3 Weapon that you made? He gets it every other weekend and some holidays
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Carbuncle.Maletaru said: » Hey everyone, Just a desperate cry for help from my friends since I've developed some great relationships with you over the discussion of this 20 year old PS2 game. My wife just told me the other day that she wants a divorce, and she's going to take the kids away from me. Aghast, I asked her why she would abandon our 20 year relationship and the amazing connection we had: she said it was all because of Sortie. I don't know if it was because of the drop rates of +1 cases, the +2 earring rate from +1 cases, the purple hallways, How many times Bolter's Roll is used in the instance, or the fact that I can't go with 18 players, she didn't specify. Not sure what to do with my life now, please send help. Oh man, bless your heart my dude, prayers out for you. But hey, man, I really gotta tell you, the other side of this just as bad, man. See, I got a friend ol' buddy ol' pal of mine, let's call him Raishino Hokage. See, his gal saw his pupils dilating reading about Primes one time, man, like he saw the Gallimuffin requirements and bit his lower lip 'n' ***, man. Boooy, you better Ba-LIEVE she wuddn't havin' any of that mess. She grab his *** by the neck and drag him down to her sex dungeon like "you wanna grind and get smashed all day? A'ight I gotchu." My mans has never been let out of the sex dungeon since, see, she over here shattering his entire lower body skeletal structure to pieces and she keeping the kids popping out, so she can be over here like "no, baby, you ain't got time for no Sortie, you gonna take care of all these keeyids". Lady's a evil genius of diabolical proportions, man, we get a message from this man once every month and a half sayin' "staying hydrated, keep praying for me, will be back soon." I'm telling you man, Sortie out here making some wild ***happen, man.
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Shichishito said: »  Wait I thought this was a joke. Were they serious about this?! You know, in retrospect of the past 20 years, maybe there is a hint of cynicism behind their honest concerns.
Reminded me of a dude I knew back in 06 07 maybe 08 ish. back on Garuda server. Ezell I remember his wife left him due to playing this game. lol
Lol I know multiple people who lost relationships due to their unhealthy gaming addiction’s
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Lakshmi.Ryanx said: » Reminded me of a dude I knew back in 06 07 maybe 08 ish. back on Garuda server. Ezell I remember his wife left him due to playing this game. lol It's STILL THERE! "may i ***" |
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