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 Valefor.Poetry
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By Valefor.Poetry 2009-11-02 09:57:32
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Gilgamesh.Bluesummers said:
Gilgamesh.Alyria said:
Puerto Rico!!! <3 (I'm PR)




woot woot go go puerto ricans! >.>:

go go playing on the internet in the middle of class while the profesor is talking crap i couldnt care about less


I bet your professor is trying to teach you the metric system.
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By Pandemonium.Thanquol 2009-11-02 09:58:49
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"Origine of the Fahrenheit Scale"
"Sorry for the long read, but kinda funny"

Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit (1686-1736) was a German instrument maker who invented the first practical mercury thermometer. Casting about for a suitable scale for his device, he visited the Danish astronomer Ole Romer, who had devised a system of his own.

As it turned out, it was a case of the blind leading the blind.

Romer had decided that the boiling point of water should be 60 degrees. This at least had the strength of numerological tradition behind it (60 minutes in an hour, right?).

But zero was totally arbitrary, the main consideration apparently being that it should be colder than it ever got in Denmark. (Romer didn't like using negative numbers in his weather logbook.)

In addition to the boiling point of water, the landmarks on Romer's scale were the freezing point of water, 7-1/2 degrees, and body temperature, 22-1/2 degrees.

D.G., simple soul that he was, thought this cockeyed system was the soul of elegance. He made one useful change: to get rid of the fractions, he multiplied Romer's degrees by 4, giving him 30 for the freezing point and 90 for body temperature.

Then, for reasons nobody has ever been able to fathom, he multiplied all the numbers by 16/15, making 32 freezing and 96 body temperature. Boiling point for the time being he ignored altogether.

By and by Fahrenheit got ready to present his scale to London's Royal Society, the scientific big leagues of the day.

It dawned on him that it was going to look a little strange having the zero on his scale just sort of hanging off the end, so to speak. So he cooked up the explanation that zero was the temperature of a mix of ice, water, and ammonium chloride.

At some point Fahrenheit figured out that the boiling point of water came in at 212 degrees. Over time this replaced body temp as the upper landmark on his scale. Meanwhile, as more precise measurements were made, body temperature had to be adjusted to 98.6 degrees.

In short, 100 means nothing at all on the Fahrenheit scale, 96 used to mean something but doesn't anymore, and 0 is colder than it ever gets in Denmark. Brilliant.

Lest we get too down on Fahrenheit, though, consider Anders Celsius, who devised the centigrade scale (0 to 100).

Everybody agrees Celsius's scale makes more sense than Fahrenheit's. Trouble is, the original Celsius scale had 100 for freezing, 0 for boiling. In other words, it was upside-down. (The numbers were reversed after Celsius's death.)

These thermometer guys, what gets into them? Must be too much mercury exposure.
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-11-02 10:12:23
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Dear World,

We still have uber weapons to kill your *** with. Oh ya and they're all measured by the metric scale.

kthnxstfunow
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By Remora.Jackieolivas 2009-11-02 10:32:31
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Dear World,

Go f*ck yourself. ^^

We, the United States, despite many flaws, have maintained a position as one of, if not the single most powerful countries on you. And even with many flaws, we have managed to keep this position intact through an economic crisis and throughout a crusade against an enemy who wishes for anyone that doesn't bow to their way of being be annihilated.

In closing, we, the United States, do hereby decry that all you haters can go choke on a big, fat c*ck.

Signed,
Lieutenant Commander Jacqueline Rahziela Olivas, USN
Combat Veteran
Speaking on behalf of The United States of America


P.S. Antarctica has no permanant population and is manned by mostly American researchers.

P.S.S. Do the terms ICBM, Tomahawk missile, nuclear payload, or blow your @ss to smithereens mean anything to you? ^^
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By Asura.Korpg 2009-11-02 10:32:46
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Dear World,

Why should we have to solve your problems for you (WWI, WWII, Vietnam) but you *** about something mundane (metric, driving on the right side of the road, how to educate our youth, making a "universial" currency based by YOUR system, socialism) that you want us to convert to you?

Please, leave us the *** alone.

Signed,

United States of America and US teritories.
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-11-02 10:34:03
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Dear World,

This thread is stupid.

Signed,
Fact.
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By Fairy.Vegetto 2009-11-02 10:34:39
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Metric system > US system
Royale w/ Cheese > Quarter pounder w/ cheese
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By Remora.Jackieolivas 2009-11-02 10:36:42
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Fairy.Vegetto said:

Royale w/ Cheese > Quarter pounder w/ cheese


Hmmmm.... That's a tasty burger.
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By Valefor.Sketchkat 2009-11-02 10:38:00
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Remora.Jackieolivas said:
we have managed to keep this position intact through an economic crisis and throughout a crusade against an enemy who wishes for anyone that doesn't bow to their way of being be annihilated.

P.S.S. Do the terms ICBM, Tomahawk missile, nuclear payload, or blow your @ss to smithereens mean anything to you? ^^


Ok..did you even think before you wrote that?
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By Odin.Blazza 2009-11-02 10:42:42
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Dear Americans of this thread,

Perhaps if you pull your heads out of your arses you might be able to see that no-one really gives a flying *** about your opinions on why America is so great.

Signed,
The rest of the world.


Oh and Tbest, it's spelt defence, only America spells it with an S.
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By Unicorn.Excesspain 2009-11-02 10:44:42
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Fairy.Vegetto said:
Royale w/ Cheese > Quarter pounder w/ cheese

Baconator > ALL!
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By Odin.Dirtyfinger 2009-11-02 10:53:01
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Asura.Korpg said:
Dear World,

Why should we have to solve your problems for you (WWI, WWII, Vietnam) but you *** about something mundane (metric, driving on the right side of the road, how to educate our youth, making a "universial" currency based by YOUR system, socialism) that you want us to convert to you?

Please, leave us the *** alone.

Signed,

United States of America and US teritories.



Why the seriousness over a *** thread about the *** weather and cheeseburgers lol
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-11-02 10:57:04
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Pandemonium.Bartimaeus said:
*** YOU MAN, METRIC SYSTEM DEMANDS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.


Go back to your igloo!
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By Sylph.Beelshamen 2009-11-02 11:00:08
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Dear Lieutenant Commander Jacqueline Rahziela Olivas, USN
Combat Veteran

Thank you for sending me this picture of yourself. I will treasure it.


(Image removed by Alyria. Please don't post offensive images.)


I'm relieved to know that the United States army has such outspoken, intellectual individual in their ranks.

Signed,

Civilized conversation.
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-11-02 11:00:08
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Yea Antarctica is serious business.

User submitted image

All the mustache rides are there! Barti knows!
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-11-02 11:02:09
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Sylph.Beelshamen said:
Dear Lieutenant Commander Jacqueline Rahziela Olivas, USN Combat Veteran Thank you for sending me this picture of yourself. I will treasure it. (Image removed by Alyria. Please don't post offensive images.) I'm relieved to know that the United States army has such outspoken, intellectual individual in their ranks. Signed, Civilized conversation.


ROFLMAO
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By Odin.Dirtyfinger 2009-11-02 11:03:07
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Why is that picture offensive?
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By Asura.Korpg 2009-11-02 11:03:53
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If you don't like the United States of America, then don't bother with us.

Its when you bother with us on a personal manner is when you get your *** kicked.

Otherwise, its "You leave me alone and I will leave you alone" type of idea.

We don't tell you how to run your lives (as you would like to believe we do) so why should we have to listen what you think we should run our lives?

P.S. To any Americans who don't like how we run things in America, you got 2 options.

Canada
Mexico

Don't let the door hit your *** on the way out.
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By Odin.Dirtyfinger 2009-11-02 11:04:59
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Asura.Korpg said:
If you don't like the United States of America, then don't bother with us.

Its when you bother with us on a personal manner is when you get your *** kicked.

Otherwise, its "You leave me alone and I will leave you alone" type of idea.

We don't tell you how to run your lives (as you would like to believe we do) so why should we have to listen what you think we should run our lives?

P.S. To any Americans who don't like how we run things in America, you got 2 options.

Canada
Mexico




Don't let the door hit your *** on the way out.



Damn that picture had some relevance here.
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By Odin.Dirtyfinger 2009-11-02 11:05:02
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Double post :/
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-11-02 11:11:15
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What was the picture?
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By Asura.Korpg 2009-11-02 11:11:59
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That picture showed 1 small group of people (4-5 I do believe, I forget the actual number) doing something that is not the general idea on how we treat our prisoners of war.

We don't do ***like that, we never allowed it, and the people who did it will never be accepted in our society because of it.

But, because of the whole "Bash USA" ideal that is popular (along with the "Bash Bush/Obama" "Bash Capitalism" "Bash anything US") among the rest of the world, you automatically made it sound like that we do that on a daily basis.

If you don't live in the United States of America, then you have no right in saying how we live. I don't tell you how you live in whereever country you live. What gives you the right in telling us to conform to your system anyway, when we are confortable in our system being the way it is?
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By Odin.Dirtyfinger 2009-11-02 11:13:33
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Korpg get a grip m8 seriously! Life isn't meant to be this way!
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By Asura.Korpg 2009-11-02 11:14:43
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This thread is another one of these damn "We hate USA" threads you see EVERYWHERE.

I'm sick and *** tired of seeing this ***.
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-11-02 11:14:57
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Asura.Korpg said:
That picture showed 1 small group of people (4-5 I do believe, I forget the actual number) doing something that is not the general idea on how we treat our prisoners of war.


Thanks.
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By Valefor.Sketchkat 2009-11-02 11:15:29
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Asura.Korpg said:

Its when you bother with us on a personal manner is when you get your *** kicked.


Personal..like oil reserves?

It's people like you who are slowly making the rest of the world turn against your country, which is sad and unfortunate, because most Americans seem to be really good people.
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-11-02 11:15:33
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Asura.Korpg said:
This thread is another one of these damn "We hate USA" threads you see EVERYWHERE.

I'm sick and *** tired of seeing this ***.


Korpg, it really isn't. Read the posts and responses before you joined in and look at the general light hearted mood of it. You're the one who turned it into one of those threads.
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By Fairy.Vytiss 2009-11-02 11:15:57
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Sylph.Beelshamen said:
Please adapt to me and stop using that incredible HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE imperial measuring system.

Signed,

The rest of the world.


meters x 3.281 = feet... divide by 12 and you get inches.
Learn2Math and you can be a free country someday too!
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