Dear United States Of America,

The second comment was aimed at you, smart guy.

I'm pretty sure my English has always been better than yours.

What's the point of the club?

Dude, get over the fact of english composition being poor on the internet. It's not going to change and will just get worse. Missing a comma somewhere?!?!? OMG it's the end of the world!

because about 80% of the people here are lonely.

But, thats why we have spelling nazis.

there is no point. If you touch yourself, you're automatically in the club. You'll be part of a group that feels the need to solo-touch.

And be proud to admit to something majority of the world already does, but treat it like a taboo.

@Korpg Even you know it's useless to use in an argument.

Alright, true Viatnamese patriot. ^_^

What about people that touch other moms at night?

i never claimed to be smart or educated yea i droped out of school and i flunked all subjects but its cause i never was any good at book learing i was always a hands on person i cant learn sht in a book but give me somthign to put my hands on and ill learn it quick so if you want ot bash me cause i dont have a highschool deplomia or a Ged go ahead just rember me and others just like me build your world on every day we might not be be book smart but books dont mean sht in the feild its all about skills books cant teach you how ot run a tracko backo dozor crane or any other construction equpiment books may tell you what dose what on the equipment but it takes skills to operate it correctly so rember someone is building your world its ply a flunky but that flunky is working his butt off every day earing a real living putting his mind to work instead of using school to learn how ot use a calculator or how to spell correctly

i try not to hate because people hate 2 much on stuff they dont understand and people like me get called dumb stupid exc... but in the end when u need help who do you ask to help some dumb guy like me when i comes to real life issues (that includes people u hire to do lawn care and change your tire or your breaks on your ride) bash flame whatever all you want just rember i could be the guy changing your breaks or the guy building your house or making the road you drive on hell i might be the guy u just hired to fix your car

Please don't assume the following:

The South's general population is like this.

And that Texas is part of the South.

You actually read that post?

yes, I try to read everyone's posts, its common curtosy (sp).

Is there a club for people that touch themselves at other times of day?

texas is just oils monkeys XD

You serious? lol

Now that's just being lazy!

>.> I'll let you slide, since you probably went your entire life with the term "redneck" ingraved in your personality.


I'm not an *** as most people lead you to believe.

im not hating im a ex oil monkey from louisiana but isnt sht 4 jobs here so i went into the oil feild for a while untill i had found a better job but now i wish i could get back in

Texas fought for the North!

Courtesy is how you spell it for future reference.

Since we're having a pissing contest about wars and who did better then I may have to ask what happened to the Anglos in Afghanistan, India, Africa...***that whole region?

preacher daughter fk the best i found even tho they sleep with everything lol

Thanks for bring up our one shame.

And thats a pretty big region, that spans 2 continents...

wel im going back to play grease monkey lata guys

I'm in Canada and use nothing but the metric system except for whatever reason when I'm measuring my penis....(still use feet..) kidding god come down. Just seems inches works better for it. Maybe it because we here are always comparing our *** to americas and well if we did it in metric they wouldn't understand.

Maybe a big region, but they thought they could control it. Which we all know now didn't work out just like it didn't with the American Revolution and War of 1812.

Dear United States of America,

Your name is very misleading due to the fact there are not in fact 50 states, but 46 states and 4 commonwealths, 7 if you include those outside your borders. Please change your name, and your Pledge, and your money to reflect that.

Signed,
The Commonwealths of Pennsylvania, Kentucky, Massachusetts, and Virginia (And Puerto Rico, The Commonwealth of the Philippines, and the Northern Mariana Islands)

Hey leave Puerto Rico out of this! We use rulers and thermometers just fine!!

wait, is that true?