Dear United States Of America,
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Dear United States of America,
Ramuh.Dasva said: Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Gilgamesh.Alyria said: Ramuh.Lilbusta said: I don't approve of any of this nor do many others. True, but we're talking about this one. Dear World,
*** you. Your friend, Ireland. Dear Universe,
Where do you keep expanding into, anyways? O.o; Your inhabitant, A tiny particle in the grand scheme of things. Dear Sectumsempra,
It's expanding in my pants. On behalf of the Universe, Lilbusta Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Ramuh.Dasva said: Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Gilgamesh.Alyria said: Ramuh.Lilbusta said: I don't approve of any of this nor do many others. Don't really know her Dear Australia,
Surrender your very pretty girls to us or else we'll lay waste to your continent and turn it back into a wasteland. Kthxbai! Uncle Sam Most of Australia is a desert, always has been, wtf you on about?
Odin.Blazza said: Most of Australia is a desert, always has been, wtf you on about? I've seen "Wolf Creek", I know there are people down there O.o Odin.Blazza said: Most of Australia is a desert, always has been, wtf you on about? Was desert until the Road Warrior saved the parched lands from the greed and scum. Dear USA,
DEY TUK ARE JERBS!!!! http://maps.google.com.au/maps?q=google+maps&ie=UTF8&hl=en&hq=google&hnear=&ll=-26.431228,136.142578&spn=53.082434,93.076172&t=h&z=4
See how most of it is orange, with just a little bit of green around the edges? 95% of the population lives in those little green bits. Dear Taliban,
I know you guys are pissed off at us right now for trying to bring Democracy to the Middle East, but I can assure you that we do so with the most positive intentions. Recently we've noticed that you guys all look sexually frustrated. I assume your camels are starting to see other people, and your women probably smell worse than sun dried camel toe. So we've decided to send Joe Francis over to film another installment of Girls Gone Wild: Middle East. Hopefully he can convince your women to open up and show their shriveled up bee-stings and let go of the traditional norms and customs of your ***-up country. Anyway, I hope you all survive long enough to wet your willies in some good woman puss, and I will see you all next Tuesday. Signed, Uncle Bob Odin.Blazza said: See how most of it is orange, with just a little bit of green around the edges? 95% of the population lives in those little green bits. That's not how it was explained by Mel Gibson. America...
America... America, *** YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother *** day yeah, America, *** YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, *** YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls, America, *** YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow *** YEAH! McDonalds, *** YEAH! Wal-Mart, *** YEAH! The Gap, *** YEAH! Baseball, *** YEAH! NFL, ***, YEAH! Rock and roll, *** YEAH! The Internet, *** YEAH! Slavery, *** YEAH! *** YEAH! Starbucks, *** YEAH! Disney world, *** YEAH! Porno, *** YEAH! Valium, *** YEAH! Reeboks, *** YEAH! Fake ***, *** YEAH! Sushi, *** YEAH! Taco Bell, *** YEAH! Rodeos, *** YEAH! Bed bath and beyond (*** yeah, *** yeah) Liberty, *** YEAH! White Slips, *** YEAH! The Alamo, *** YEAH! Band-aids, *** YEAH! Las Vegas, *** YEAH! Christmas, *** YEAH! Immigrants, *** YEAH! Popeye, *** YEAH! Democrats, *** YEAH! Republicans (republicans) (*** yeah, *** yeah) Sportsmanship Books Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: Recently we've noticed that you guys all look sexually frustrated. I assume your camels are starting to see other people lmao when my friend went to Egypt once this guy offered his dad 100 camels for his mum Seraph.Josiahkf said: Finally had time to read through the whole thread and firstly lol I live in such a remote part of canada in the middle of nowhere and even we have normal cartons lol have never seen milk bags, made me laugh. But the idea of a nation being superior to others based on their global power is akin to a teacher saying they're better than all their students. You hold more power but come on, acting like a child with it takes away from your own point of your superiority. Can you imagine a teacher saying "ahh hah hahh billy sit down and stfu, I could detention your *** for 5 months if I wanted to, punk" This sounds so freaking corny lol but its clear the USA is powerful, the entire planet knows it. The responsibility is what we worry about, can we trust a countries motives. The entire world doesnt agree with Canada on your good intentions lol /shocked : p I'm so doing that if I become a teacher. Pwn those n00blings. Lol really are motives are clear always have been. And always should be. We are motivated by self interest really most people are and definitely peoples as a whole. Gilgamesh.Kunimitsu said: Dear World,
*** you. Your friend, Ireland. Vytiss made my day. xD
Kuni also made a point though. I like Ireland though...get drunk, get in fights, go home and sleep. Sounds like a good night. Ramuh.Dasva said: I'm so doing that if I become a teacher. Pwn those n00blings. Lol really are motives are clear always have been. And always should be. We are motivated by self interest really most people are and definitely peoples as a whole. Is it really in our self interest to let people take yer jerbs? Seraph.Josiahkf said: Can you imagine a teacher saying "ahh hah hahh billy sit down and stfu, I could detention your *** for 5 months if I wanted to, punk" Ever watch The Breakfast Club? That principle lived by that. Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Seraph.Josiahkf said: Can you imagine a teacher saying "ahh hah hahh billy sit down and stfu, I could detention your *** for 5 months if I wanted to, punk" Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you. John Bender: Eat my shorts. Richard Vernon: What was that? John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. John Bender: Ooh, I'm crushed. Richard Vernon: You just bought one more. John Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar. Richard Vernon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through? John Bender: No. Richard Vernon: I'm doing society a favor. John Bender: So? Richard Vernon: That's another one right now! I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step. You want another one? John Bender: Yes. Richard Vernon: You got it! You got another one right there! That's another one pal! Claire Standish: Cut it out! Richard Vernon: You through? John Bender: Not even close bud! Richard Vernon: Good! You got one more right there! John Bender: You really think I give a ***? Richard Vernon: Another! You through? John Bender: How many is that? Brian Johnson: That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet. Richard Vernon: Now it's eight. You stay out of this. Brian Johnson: Excuse me sir, it's seven. Rock On! Missed the part of messing with the Bull.
Dear Ireland,
Could you stop pissing on my lawn when you're drunk please. Next time I will fry you pale-skinned drunks under a sun lamp. Regards, England Sylph.Beelshamen said: 
The countries in green that you see in the picture above use the metric system. Please adapt to me and stop using that incredible HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE imperial measuring system. Signed, The rest of the world. The funny thing about this thread up to page 6 where i stopped reading is... visible minority (quoted image greatly related), even if your gay and proud, your still just fagots in the eyes of the rest of the world. signed, the rest of the world Dear America,
can you send me the lyrics to "oil spangled banner" please and thank you Gilgamesh.Bluesummers said: Dear America,
can you send me the lyrics to "oil spangled banner" please and thank you Dear Puerto Rico, This is why we won't let you become the 51th State of the United States. Love, Big brother America. Dear America
we dont wanna be the 51rst state only the a HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE political party wants to the rest normal people dont want it love, little brother |
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