michigan mad screed buddy
Alright *** settle er down bois, yer gettin right split in two, going *** 4 ply over here, may as well be roastin a duck for all I cares.
I bet yeh smoke yer darts outta one of those usb sticks. Yall be chirpen like yer sponsored by Molson but couldn’t hold a 2-4 without callin in sick the next day.
Let's *** go bois, I'm absolutely schwacked over here and I wanna take a rip.
This is the most Albertan post to ever exist.
These *** bot bois queueing up for ginnies are worse than the girlies all lined up for coke nails at the back of dewies on 50. Cloggin up the goddamn shitter worse than my cuz last Thanksgivin,
We got buddies out here waiting so *** long for ambuscies their balls finally dropped, which is honestly just a damn shame.
Can't even run a *** crawlie train on the bois or nothin buddy, absolutely tragedy.
Just gotta kick back in Mhaur and pop a 2-4, smoke a dart, and jerk off while you wait, I guessin.
Truth be told, last night we were crushing out V1Vd real quick like. Bard nearly ***themself cuz NITRO was on CD when we got back in, and our warpies were still had 5 on em when we got out.
Literally *** nerd circling bird bois, tell you hwat. Popping off 50k+ WSes, literally put the Savage in Savage Blad broooo, I was like
lets *** goooo bois, doing ***
donuts around the birdies and ***.