Bernie is only Jewish for the bagels.
He admits that he isn't religious.
Neither am I but I do enjoy cooking for the holidays.
And then there is Purim. Have I ever told you all about Purim?
Its a religious holiday that is a Biblicaly mandated drinking game. And the object is to get drunk. And if you get drunk enough its a mitzvah. Which is an official book of good deeds good deed.
Barfing on the carpet is NOT a mitzvah.