On a dark Asuran highway
RMTs in the yells
Warm smell of urine
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My wallet grew heavy and my AH grew dim
I had to transfer my alt
There they stood in the Sortie queue
All the alts and bots
And I was thinking to myself
This is some kind of fresh hell
Then she lit up a seek flag
And she showed me the way
There were voices on the discord call
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to Asura 2025
Such a lovely server (such a lovely server)
Such a lovely lockstyle taste
Plenty of room at Asura 2025
If you were already there (if you were already there)
You can find us here
Last thing I remember
I was running for the transfer service
I had to find my passage back
To the server I was before
Relax, said Fujito
We are programmed to receive
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.