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Random Politics & Religion #08
By Ackeron 2016-07-18 09:22:31
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-07-18 09:25:03
RNC edition. In this thread, all posts must be written in poem or haiku form. Bonus points if you record yourself singing your post then post it.
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By Terlet Sangria 2016-07-18 09:34:23
RNC edition. In this thread, all posts must be written in poem or haiku form. Bonus points if you record yourself singing your post then post it.
Trump is in Cleveland
Where the lake catches fire
And yet, a new low
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2016-07-18 09:34:26
Quote: Trump makes a statement
Media misinterprets statement
everyone goes nuts
By fonewear 2016-07-18 09:35:15
Shakespeare is a fraud.
They took our jobs.
Make America Great Again.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2016-07-18 09:35:29
RNC edition. In this thread, all posts must be written in poem or haiku form. Bonus points if you record yourself singing your post then post it.
Trump is in Cleveland
Where the lake catches fire
And yet, a new low That's not 5/7/5 format!
By fonewear 2016-07-18 09:37:20
I was one syllable off on mine but this is a video game forum not aPoetry Jam
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-07-18 09:37:25
Trump is a terrifying candidate.
He will kill us all with his horrifying rhetoric.
I'm not looking forward to this upcoming election year.
Hey, maybe Bernie isn't out of the woods, just yet.
That would be awesome.
Free verse.
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By Drama Torama 2016-07-18 09:40:01
RNC edition. In this thread, all posts must be written in poem or haiku form. Bonus points if you record yourself singing your post then post it.
Trump is in Cleveland
Where the lake catches fire
And yet, a new low That's not 5/7/5 format!
How the hell is it not
Trump|is|in|Cleve|land
Where|the|lake|catch|es|fi|re
And|yet|a|new|low
MEANWHILE
Trump makes a statement
Media misinterprets statement
everyone goes nuts
9 is not the new 7, SIR
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2016-07-18 09:40:42
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2016-07-18 09:42:25
RNC edition. In this thread, all posts must be written in poem or haiku form. Bonus points if you record yourself singing your post then post it.
Trump is in Cleveland
Where the lake catches fire
And yet, a new low That's not 5/7/5 format!
How the hell is it not
Trump|is|in|Cleve|land
Where|the|lake|catch|es|fi|re
And|yet|a|new|low
MEANWHILE
Trump makes a statement
Media misinterprets statement
everyone goes nuts
9 is not the new 7, SIR I cheat
Wait, did I say I cheat? I really cheat
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-07-18 09:42:47
Trump is a terrifying candidate.
He will kill us all with his horrifying rhetoric.
I'm not looking forward to this upcoming election year.
Hey, maybe Bernie isn't out of the woods, just yet.
That would be awesome.
Free verse.
bomns and drones will incinerate your bones
but words will hurt your feels far deeper....
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By Cruz Missive 2016-07-18 09:44:53
It thinks "interprets", and "fire" are both one syllable.
Tsk, tsk
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By Grumpy Cat 2016-07-18 09:45:59
There once was a nice police force,
One of them had a nice horse.
They used to just boot me,
But now they all shoot me.
Social Media blames BlackLivesMatter of course.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-07-18 09:47:35
Shall I compare thee to a winter's day?
Thou art more cold and more melancholy.
Thou know'st nothing of the finer arts
And if thou wert to simply crack a book
Thou would realize Shakespeare was a genius.
It takes a certain mind to create plays
That echo the minds and hearts of humans
While maintaining iambic pent'meter
And following the blank verse formatting.
Embrace the finer things within this world
Because humanity's heart art passing
Thee by, leaving thee uncultured as thou
Accept only the thinnest of responses.
I just wrote you a damn sonnet, son.
By fonewear 2016-07-18 09:49:59
I write sonnets while wearing bonnets and I might be Amish !
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2016-07-18 09:50:59
It thinks "interprets", and "fire" are both one syllable.
Tsk, tsk
Eh, fire can be either one or two. I've done enough singing to see it forced into both molds. Interprets, on the other hand.... Even with my best impression of a horribly slurred Hoosier accent I can't get that one to be a single syllable.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2016-07-18 09:51:01
It thinks "interprets", and "fire" are both one syllable.
Tsk, tsk Meh, today is my Day of Mourning, so I don't really give a ***if the website is right or wrong.
By fonewear 2016-07-18 09:51:40
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »I'm not worried about Trump being President any more.
He will likely be an impotent clown if it comes to that and america will just vote someone else in, hopefully in 4 years and not 8.
Anything moronic he tries to push will never make it past congress/senate anyway.
Worst haiku I've ever read !
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2016-07-18 09:55:24
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »I'm not worried about Trump being President any more.
He will likely be an impotent clown if it comes to that and america will just vote someone else in, hopefully in 4 years and not 8.
Anything moronic he tries to push will never make it past congress/senate anyway.
Yeah, I've seen some articles proclaiming that basically this election is to choose our next one-term president. Additionally, people are saying that a Trump presidency would be great because it would be enough motivation for Democrats and establishment Republicans to implement more checks and balances to restrict the powers of the Executive Branch.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2016-07-18 09:55:35
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »
It thinks "interprets", and "fire" are both one syllable.
Tsk, tsk Meh, today is my Day of Mourning, so I don't really give a ***if the website is right or wrong. Good luck with your Morning Mourning my southern friend. It sucks so far.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-07-18 09:56:29
As I ex pect ed
Jo si ah Jo si ah'd it
hai ku chain is borked
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2016-07-18 09:56:50
Yeah, I've seen some articles proclaiming that basically this election is to choose our next one-term president. Well of course it is.
I have exactly 365 days until I'm eligible to become President. So, of course whoever wins will be a one-term president.
Cause I'm awesome like that.
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2016-07-18 09:58:52
Yeah, I've seen some articles proclaiming that basically this election is to choose our next one-term president. Well of course it is.
I have exactly 365 days until I'm eligible to become President. So, of course whoever wins will be a one-term president.
Cause I'm awesome like that.
Kingnobody vs. Lordgrim, 2020 elections. I could see that. Crazier things have happened are happening.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-07-18 09:58:56
Are haikus really the best you
guys can do?
Can't even manage to get a con
crete poem out
of you? It's not that hard, you just need to try
and make a pic
using the words you have on hand.
Give it a try!
It can be just like a crown.
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