granted, but SE bans joo before you use them.
want freshly made cookies.
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Granted, but they're oatmeal raisin instead of chocolate chip.
I want a vacation.
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Granted, you're fired.
I wish I could fly out in the blue, over this town, following you~♫ Granted, but we're flying Malaysia Airlines.
I wish I get out of the office before my boss returns. Granted, but you will get into a fender bender with your boss on the way out.
I wish you'd take my boss with you when you go.
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Granted! Your boss and my boss can get into an argument as I escape but your company goes bankrupt in the aftermath of the lawsuit, you are now unemployed.
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Valefor.Angeluzun said: » Granted! Your boss and my boss can get into an argument as I escape but your company goes bankrupt in the aftermath of the lawsuit, you are now unemployed. By not making a wish you cause a thread crossover and get banned in the You're banned game thread. I wish Angeluzun made a wish. Valefor.Endoq said: » By not making a wish you cause a thread crossover and get banned in the You're banned game thread. I wish Angeluzun made a wish. Granted, he made a wish that the poster after him would never be banned in FFXI. However, you find yourself insta-banned in all other MMOs you try to play for the most inconsequential of reasons, such as shoe color, your laugh, or the hand in which you hold your fork while eating. I wish BLTs had an acceptable substitute for the tomato.
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Josiahkf said: » Bacon lettuce Turkey, granted. I wish I had a fancy thanksgiving dinner planned for supper tonight. I wish the internet wasn't a spawning pool of troll larva. Josiahkf said: » Granted! The internet is now even worse where you can kill or physically harm people through monitors directly, no one trolls anymore! I wish people could overcome their holier than thou behavior and stop judging others based on spiritual beliefs. I wish small towns weren't so boring. small towns is now populated by mutants
I want my collection finished and displayed awesomely
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Granted. It will be displayed in a museum and you have to pay each time you visit.
I wish FFXI would work properly with Windows 7. Carbuncle.Kaelthas said: » Granted. It will be displayed in a museum and you have to pay each time you visit. I wish FFXI would work properly with Windows 7. Granted but once that happens you have to upgrade to windows 10 ! I wish I could fast forward time. fonewear said: » Carbuncle.Kaelthas said: » Granted. It will be displayed in a museum and you have to pay each time you visit. I wish FFXI would work properly with Windows 7. Granted but once that happens you have to upgrade to windows 10 ! I wish I could fast forward time. I wish I had my own car.
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Granted, you now own a 1987 Yugo GV and are forced to push it uphill under your own power.
I wish SE would greenlight another entry into the Chrono Trigger series of games.
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Kell said: » Granted, you now own a 1987 Yugo GV and are forced to push it uphill under your own power. I wish SE would greenlight another entry into the Chrono Trigger series of games. Granted, but it's a pay-to-win Facebook game. I wish SE would stop making the lodestone so annoying to scrape.
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As you wish, but now everything else on ffxiah breaks apart dramatically.
I wish my skin was more resilient to sun radiations.
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Valefor.Sehachan said: » As you wish, but now everything else on ffxiah breaks apart dramatically. I wish my skin was more resilient to sun radiations. Granted, but now your skin is so reflected it blinds everyone that see you. I wish I didn't need to sleep. Josiahkf said: » Bismarck.Xagashi said: » Valefor.Sehachan said: » As you wish, but now everything else on ffxiah breaks apart dramatically. I wish my skin was more resilient to sun radiations. I wish for a banana split and a pogo stick, and the poster below me to get this reference. Granted, but seconds later Tigger pounces on you and you end up with a concussion. I wish the Loch Ness Monster would stop asking me for tree fiddy.
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Bahamut.Ravael said: » Josiahkf said: » Bismarck.Xagashi said: » Valefor.Sehachan said: » As you wish, but now everything else on ffxiah breaks apart dramatically. I wish my skin was more resilient to sun radiations. I wish for a banana split and a pogo stick, and the poster below me to get this reference. Granted, but seconds later Tigger pounces on you and you end up with a concussion. I wish the Loch Ness Monster would stop asking me for tree fiddy. Granted but Oh lordy that loch ness mnster was scary, shut up woman let me tell the story ! I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller...etc YouTube Video Placeholder
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fonewear said: » Granted but Oh lordy that loch ness mnster was scary, shut up woman let me tell the story ! I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller...etc Granted! But you get so tall your knees collapse from the weight and you end up like the things from The Arrival I wish for 1 million pennies
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sure, but they are all scattered around your house under the table, couch, bed, desk, kitchen counter patio, car, cabinets, inside the walls, between the roof, etc.
wish i had a wish.
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Bismarck.Misao said: » sure, but they are all scattered around your house under the table, couch, bed, desk, kitchen counter patio, car, cabinets, inside the walls, between the roof, etc. wish i had a wish. Granted! You wish for Donald Trump to become President. Good job! I wish my cats would stop peeing everywhere!
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Phoenix.Dabackpack said: » Granted! You wish for Donald Trump to become President. Good job! I wish my cats would stop peeing everywhere! I wish Air Gear had a season 2. Carbuncle.Kaelthas said: » Phoenix.Dabackpack said: » Granted! You wish for Donald Trump to become President. Good job! I wish my cats would stop peeing everywhere! I wish Air Gear had a season 2. I wish it wasn't hot outside
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Valefor.Endoq said: » Carbuncle.Kaelthas said: » Phoenix.Dabackpack said: » Granted! You wish for Donald Trump to become President. Good job! I wish my cats would stop peeing everywhere! I wish Air Gear had a season 2. I wish it wasn't hot outside Granted but now you have a snow pile trapping in your home.  I wish for a new gaming computer. Bismarck.Xagashi said: » Valefor.Endoq said: » Carbuncle.Kaelthas said: » Phoenix.Dabackpack said: » Granted! You wish for Donald Trump to become President. Good job! I wish my cats would stop peeing everywhere! I wish Air Gear had a season 2. I wish it wasn't hot outside Granted but now you have a snow pile trapping in your home. I wish for a new gaming computer. I WISH CAPSLOCK WAS LOUD ENOUGH FOR EYEBALLS TO HEAR. |
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