Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted! But it's kosher ham!

I wish there was kosher ham.

Granted! But you have to use this

I wish Facebook wasn't a giant drama llama big fat mama llama.

Granted, Facebook just turned into MySpace.

I wish for a kosher ham sandwich.

I wish that people didn't delete their posts!

Granted! Here is your sandwich... made entirely out of kosher salt.

I wish the Earth was actually flat.

Your wish is Granted, the world IS now flat. But it rides on the back of four elephants which stand on the back of a giant space faring turtle, which unfortunately for you, means an edge. An edge you fall from one night as you wander too close in a drunken stupor, trying to somehow get a selfie of yourself and the elephants.

Bravo, you've become the Astronaut your 6 year old self always wanted to be!

I wish Playboy was only articles.

I wish we were all LCL.

Your wish for wish denied is granted!

But there is an unexpected side effect to your wish giving you a permanent duckface.


I wish George Lucas would edit in Jarjar Binks as the main character in every scene of every Star Wars movie ever made.

Granted, but now the script for the pivotal scene in RotJ reads: "Jar Jar, meesa yoosa fatha" (since now Jar Jar is both Anakin and Luke).
I wish SE would do away with random augments.

Granted, but now you have static augments on random armor.

I wish Donald Trump would just go away.

Granted!




I wish there was a bulletin board for forum events