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By Asura.Alymorel 2010-07-16 22:18:23
Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ;
Poo...
 Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:18:46
Quetzalcoatl.Sectumsempra said: Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: Quetzalcoatl.Sectumsempra said: Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: Quetzalcoatl.Sectumsempra said: My approach involves baking for them, bringing them in hot chocolate, and tutoring them.
It doesn't work.
A smart girl would find that extremely romantic.
You're just targeting the wrong ones ;x.
I also took her out for coffee when she needed an escape from school, gave her and her friends my unlimited metrocard to get back when they go on their own escapades, helped her with her summer assignments, gave her my notes, etc etc....
Being too obvious is BAD. Hold back some lol.
This was over the course of 10 months. I gave up and accepted position as "really close friends."
Guy's mindset = "Really close friends".
Girls' mindset = "Free dinner when I need it".
Quetzalcoatl.Sectumsempra
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By Quetzalcoatl.Sectumsempra 2010-07-16 22:18:57
Asura.Alymorel said: Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ;
Poo... I turned a girl lesbian once, apparently.
Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:19:14
Asura.Alymorel said: Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ;
Poo...
How old are you? >_>
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:19:28
Quetzalcoatl.Sectumsempra said: Asura.Alymorel said: Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ;
Poo... I turned a girl lesbian once, apparently.
She lied, girls never turn lesbian.
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By Asura.Alymorel 2010-07-16 22:19:41
Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: Asura.Alymorel said: Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ;
Poo...
How old are you? >_>
22
Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:20:02
Well, in movies and sitcoms they do..
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By Quetzalcoatl.Sectumsempra 2010-07-16 22:20:03
Do you want an inexperienced, bumbling 18 year old that's about to do 7 more years of school?
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By Ifrit.Bloodbathboy 2010-07-16 22:20:35
Sect, let them come to you bro!! Easiest way to know there interested.
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By Asura.Alymorel 2010-07-16 22:20:37
Asura.Alymorel said: Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: Asura.Alymorel said: Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ;
Poo...
How old are you? >_>
22
Oh! I forgot to tell about the guy who couldn't get it in before he was done and then went and played Maple Story right afterwards! >.>
Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:20:53
Asura.Alymorel said: Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: Asura.Alymorel said: Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ;
Poo...
How old are you? >_>
22
That's quite a handful ;x.
Believe it or not, most of the good guys are browsing this forum and / or playing other MMOs =P.
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By Siren.Enternius 2010-07-16 22:21:03
Asura.Alymorel said: Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: Asura.Alymorel said: Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ;
Poo...
How old are you? >_>
22 When's your birthday?
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By Asura.Alymorel 2010-07-16 22:21:27
Siren.Enternius said: Asura.Alymorel said: Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: Asura.Alymorel said: Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ;
Poo...
How old are you? >_>
22 When's your birthday?
January 27
Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:21:44
***I spoke too soon.
Okay, try not to remember the Maple Story incident.
Actually, don't date a guy who plays Maple Story, if they do, they're gay >_>.
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By Siren.Enternius 2010-07-16 22:22:39
Asura.Alymorel said: January 27 Aww, I'm three months older than you. I still feel really young compared to most people here though.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-07-16 22:22:51
Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: Asura.Alymorel said: Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: Asura.Alymorel said: Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ;
Poo...
How old are you? >_>
22
That's quite a handful ;x.
Believe it or not, most of the good guys are browsing this forum and / or playing other MMOs =P.
There are a lot of dbags on this forum >.>
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By Asura.Alymorel 2010-07-16 22:24:03
Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: ***I spoke too soon.
Okay, try not to remember the Maple Story incident.
Actually, don't date a guy who plays Maple Story, if they do, they're gay >_>.
Well, it wasn't so much he was gay, he just wanted to fit in with everyone at college that also played, it was about 10 other people. Thing is he had an obsession over it. I wouldn't have cared so much if he wasn't obsessed. He then went on to play FFXI and is now on WoW.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:24:29
Quetzalcoatl.Sectumsempra said: Do you want an inexperienced, bumbling 18 year old that's about to do 7 more years of school?
Eh, between 18 and 23 I went through um...
ML
DS
CB
LG
NU
AR
AC
7 relationships. I think...
When you hit the right one, you'll know. Just stay in shape, keep yourself clean and fresh =P.
Don't over offer. Let them come to you subtly lol.
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By Ifrit.Bloodbathboy 2010-07-16 22:25:00
Well there are good and bad folks here just like there is everywhere else.
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By Asura.Alymorel 2010-07-16 22:26:42
My biggest problem is, I keep meeting sweethearts, but they live super far away. ; ;
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By Ifrit.Bloodbathboy 2010-07-16 22:28:23
Aly you are a sweetheart . You will find someone for yourself. No worries girl!!
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:28:50
Fairy.Spence said: Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: Asura.Alymorel said: Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury said: Asura.Alymorel said: Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ;
Poo...
How old are you? >_>
22
That's quite a handful ;x.
Believe it or not, most of the good guys are browsing this forum and / or playing other MMOs =P.
There are a lot of dbags on this forum >.>
Yeah, you're right. Not counting them.
There are really only 2 types of guys before 25ish.
1. The kind that parties at bars etc. Usually they're the losers you see everywhere.
2. The kind that keeps to themselves. Who are the nice ones and are hopeless romantics. And generally they're here, on an MMO or something else "geeky" like studying for their next exam XD.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:29:07
Asura.Alymorel said: My biggest problem is, I keep meeting sweethearts, but they live super far away. ; ;
Stop looking online XD.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:31:13
Guy checklist too...
Stay away from:
Guys with
1. Bad Credit.
2. No job and school simultaneously.
3. Disrespects his parents.
They're the ones that will most likely *** you over.
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By Ifrit.Bloodbathboy 2010-07-16 22:31:52
Prince has a point. I would never fall for someone I met online. RL is where it is at when it comes to this kind of stuff.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-07-16 22:32:03
One thing I found out last weekend, that desperation is a huge turn off!
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-07-16 22:33:00
Asura.Alymorel said: Gdi, why do I find all the crappy guys?! Where the hell are all of you?! I've had one guy take sexual advantage of me, one guy rob me blind, and three turn gay on me. I've only ever really gone on two dates! /cry. ; ; Poo... It happens
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:33:00
Fairy.Spence said: One thing I found out last weekend, that desperation is a huge turn off!
Lmao.
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By Ifrit.Bloodbathboy 2010-07-16 22:33:02
Ok Spence, what happened please??
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By Quetzalcoatl.Princemercury 2010-07-16 22:34:18
I think he almost got laid XD.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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