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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-14 09:45:43
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Can we take bets on how long it will be until Lordgrim is banned again? I think he's upped the ante.
Am I allowed to bet? >.>
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-06-14 09:49:19
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Can we take bets on how long it will be until Lordgrim is banned again? I think he's upped the ante.
Am I allowed to bet? >.>
There are laws against inside trading.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-06-14 09:52:48
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Speaking of the verdant lands of NI....PARKER says he is becoming increasingly afraid of the Ents in the enchanted forest... they keep doing things like tripping him when he is carrying firewood....rubbing poison ivy on him...stuffing his pants and shirt full of wet leaves....you know... the usual hazing type stuff..

it's not like we could get enchanted firewood for our enchanted bonfires somewhere else...

what do ents like to eat? maybe we can try bribing them with doughnuts or something...
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-14 09:54:10
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Can we take bets on how long it will be until Lordgrim is banned again? I think he's upped the ante.
Am I allowed to bet? >.>
There are laws against inside trading.
Meh.

Inb4 Grumpy calls the law on me.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-06-14 09:56:49
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-14 09:57:58
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Misa, you tried out Linkle yet?
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-06-14 10:01:32
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ill prolly get a chance to actually play it tonight~
between watching the sony e3 conference and a bit of overwatch to chill, didnt go to taking the disk out of the box lol


saw Dredd sunday - twice.
cleaning up found the BRD so played it. love the movie.
later that night, they showed it on tv.

this needs a sequel
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-06-14 10:16:29
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Speaking of the verdant lands of NI....PARKER says he is becoming increasingly afraid of the Ents in the enchanted forest... they keep doing things like tripping him when he is carrying firewood....rubbing poison ivy on him...stuffing his pants and shirt full of wet leaves....you know... the usual hazing type stuff..

it's not like we could get enchanted firewood for our enchanted bonfires somewhere else...

what do ents like to eat? maybe we can try bribing them with doughnuts or something...
AHA! An actual issue for the king!

Let's see... how to make these peons peasants adore me for my wisdom in this delicate matter.

Hmm...

Okay, I have come up with a 5 year plan.

First, we shall construct a moat around the forest and the ents will pay for it. The moat will have guard towers placed every 500 feet and will have two bridges. This allows the ents some control over who enters the forest. Due to lack of personnel for the ents, we will man the towers. Free of charge for them because Ni is a generous kingdom.

Next, we will begin planting sustainable enchanted trees. We will use the nutrient rich soil underneath our 4th largest tire fire. The tires have given a nice rubbery smell to the soil so it is perfect for enchantment.

Once we have begun the process of growing our own crop, we negotiate rates with the ents. Since we now have our own future supply we will cut our payments down while still being "reasonable". Half sounds about right.

The ents will reluctantly accept the deal while they try to find a new export. This is where we take advantage. With our new wealth from the savings and the ents crippled economy, we reinforce our armies. Once we are 100% sure our new enchanted lumber is satisfactory we strike. Remember those guard towers? Yep, they will keep the ents in the forest. We infiltrate, drive the ents to extinction and take the forest for our own. Now we have doubled our enchanted wood supply and it's now free. We continue with our normal usage and export the rest for big profit! It's a win-win scenario!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-06-14 10:21:38
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
I have come up with a 5 year plan.

see PARKER? now you only have to get hazed for five more years and we can eat the doughnuts ourselves!...

HUZZAH!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-06-14 10:24:54
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
I have come up with a 5 year plan.

see PARKER? now you only have to get hazed for five more years and we can eat the doughnuts ourselves!...

HUZZAH!
Indeed. Now I know you probably think I came up with the plan entirely on my own, however, I did have a good role model for this plan.
*uncovers a painting hanging on the wall*
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-14 12:52:40
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
ill prolly get a chance to actually play it tonight~
between watching the sony e3 conference and a bit of overwatch to chill, didnt go to taking the disk out of the box lol


saw Dredd sunday - twice.
cleaning up found the BRD so played it. love the movie.
later that night, they showed it on tv.

this needs a sequel
Linkle seems to sweep keeps fast. She's fun to play as.
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-06-14 15:37:16
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no one showed up and did all this work for me while I was gone.

***the bed.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-06-14 15:58:43
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my tummy rumbles. lunch is approaching. prepare thyself.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-14 17:10:40
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
my tummy rumbles. lunch is approaching. prepare thyself.
Jersey Mike's?
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-06-14 17:30:33
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Sandwich factory fire burger.
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-06-14 20:13:17
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My son thinks 'hot sauce' is a grievous insult.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-06-14 21:02:19
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wat? why?
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-06-15 09:19:03
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I have absolutely no idea. lol.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-06-15 09:35:06
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I have absolutely no idea. lol.

he's like... 3?

he'll come around to the hot sauce way of life....

speaking of hot sauce!
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PARKER! Prostate yourself to honor our ancestors!!!

It's Chinese Wednesday!

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By Altimaomega 2016-06-15 11:26:51
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He's just a troll and my only interaction with him is going to be to troll back.

Could be said of 99% of the people that post in P&R, even the mods troll it..
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-06-15 11:28:41
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Altimaomega said: »
Could be said of 99% of the people that post in P&R
This isn't true. I can think of only two people who are very obvious trolls. In the real meaning of the word and not some "he disagreed with me" reinvented meaning.

Then everyone makes jokes, but that isn't trolling.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-06-15 11:32:15
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yeah I'm more of an idiot than a troll.

girlboy is a troll though
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Hi ^-^/ how is everyone?
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-06-15 11:37:59
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Preparing for a party on a boat. Not sure what kind of "party" because the host is some politician dude. I don't even know why I'm required to be there.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-15 11:38:59
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
Preparing for a party on a boat. Not sure what kind of "party" because the host is some politician dude. I don't even know why I'm required to be there.
It's an opportunity to get an incriminating photo and blackmail him.
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By Luminohelix 2016-06-15 11:41:47
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
Preparing for a party on a boat. Not sure what kind of "party" because the host is some politician dude. I don't even know why I'm required to be there.
I hope you have fun at least^^
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-06-15 11:42:54
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They only convinced me cause it's a boat and I really love to be on boats. Otherwise I would have turned down the offer!
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-15 11:47:16
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
They only convinced me cause it's a boat and I really love to be on boats. Otherwise I would have turned down the offer!
Well, take the incriminating photo of the politician having an affair with a married woman and blackmail them both to get your own boat, one that you can live on, leaving your brother to deal with his own messes.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-06-15 11:59:13
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
They only convinced me cause it's a boat and I really love to be on boats. Otherwise I would have turned down the offer!
Well, take the incriminating photo of the politician having an affair with a married woman and blackmail them both to get your own boat, one that you can live on, leaving your brother to deal with his own messes.
Better yet, she can drug the politician, take photos that make it seem like they had an affair then blackmail him for cash and political favors.
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