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 Lakshmi.Zerowone
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-06-01 11:00:45
We're can I get this Acid Cigarillo? Please please say at one of those duty free shops on the border of a reservation where there is hot female clerk who makes sexually suggestive motions that I will obviously ignore. Shady gas stations. The kind that has "fresh" sushi and egg salad sandwiches. But you mustn't touch... Shadier than that. You know the ones that look like they are ran by a guy from the middle east but when you walk in and get past the bong & crack pipe cabinet to see a white guy in a ripped tank top and basketball shorts who smells of weed standing at the cash register, and all of the chocolate candy looks like white chocolate due to age?
No joke, I've been in one like that for gas, the dude pocketed the money.
Wait wait... You saying they got Bodegas in the OK?
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By Ramyrez 2016-06-01 11:03:29
No joke, I've been in one like that for gas, the dude pocketed the money.
This is every other gas station back home. Not just pocketed, but if it's not the guy you described, it's a girl that's like 12 while dad is out back "working" (draining a sixpack while he oversees the guy refilling the fuel tank).
Or at least it used to be, things have changed a little in the past twenty years I guess, but...
...I still go to places like that sometimes. Family-run businesses are the best.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-01 11:05:23
We're can I get this Acid Cigarillo? Please please say at one of those duty free shops on the border of a reservation where there is hot female clerk who makes sexually suggestive motions that I will obviously ignore. Shady gas stations. The kind that has "fresh" sushi and egg salad sandwiches. But you mustn't touch... Shadier than that. You know the ones that look like they are ran by a guy from the middle east but when you walk in and get past the bong & crack pipe cabinet to see a white guy in a ripped tank top and basketball shorts who smells of weed standing at the cash register, and all of the chocolate candy looks like white chocolate due to age?
No joke, I've been in one like that for gas, the dude pocketed the money.
Wait wait... You saying they got Bodegas in the OK? I think it was in Arkansas.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-01 11:08:00
First deer I ever got. We had to take to a gas station that was ran by a mother and daughter, the daughter was my age while the mother was my bro's and his buddy's age.
I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around.
By Ramyrez 2016-06-01 11:10:06
I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around.
This sounds like the beginning to a seedy and borderline questionably legal story in Penthouse Forum.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-06-01 11:12:24
I wonder if they still make lucky strike...
wow idk, I haven't seen a pack of those in like 2 decades. (not that it means anything, I don't get out much)
that sounds about right though...but... PARKER!!!
PARKER Edit: you quit smoking cigarettes in 1994 sir.
gadzooks!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-06-01 11:14:56
I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around.
just throw some baby powder around and aim for the.........
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-01 11:18:37
I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around.
just throw some baby powder around and aim for the......... No, no. The other kind of gas station daughter, the kind that's hot but probably has some severe emotional issues.
 Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-06-01 11:22:15
I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around. But your aim is getting better?
By Ramyrez 2016-06-01 11:23:13
I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around. But your aim is getting better?
What's next?
A joke about her boyfriend riding a motorcycle wearing a t-shirt that says "If you can read this, the *** fell off?"
Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-06-01 11:23:18
First deer I ever got. We had to take to a gas station that was ran by a mother and daughter, the daughter was my age while the mother was my bro's and his buddy's age.
I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around.
This also sounds like the setup premise of porno.
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-06-01 11:24:23
I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around. But your aim is getting better?
What's next?
A joke about her boyfriend riding a motorcycle wearing a t-shirt that says "If you can read this, the *** fell off?" I am rubber and you are glue.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-01 11:24:31
First deer I ever got. We had to take to a gas station that was ran by a mother and daughter, the daughter was my age while the mother was my bro's and his buddy's age.
I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around.
This also sounds like the setup premise of porno.
EDIT: "I was just wondering if you'd...weigh my meat." <- Better
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-06-01 11:52:39
and there goes the last shred of believability from your story...
it's hard enough for us to imagine anyone with low enough standards that they could then reduce them even further to whatever unspeakable level banging a girlboy resides.... /shudder
I was trying to avoid picturing...but someone more in the "mama june" category....
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-06-01 11:58:05
I wonder if they still make lucky strike...
wow idk, I haven't seen a pack of those in like 2 decades. (not that it means anything, I don't get out much)
that sounds about right though...but... PARKER!!!
PARKER Edit: you quit smoking cigarettes in 1994 sir.
gadzooks! They so still make them, sir.
Had a few regular Lucky Strikers back when I still worked in grocery.
They were always some of the better customers...
By Ramyrez 2016-06-01 12:00:47
First deer I ever got. We had to take to a gas station that was ran by a mother and daughter, the daughter was my age while the mother was my bro's and his buddy's age.
I still miss gas station daughter sometimes when deer season rolls around.
This also sounds like the setup premise of porno.
I just said this!
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...maybe "Penthouse Forum" was too obscure of a reference for those not who don't predate internet porn...
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 Ragnarok.Hevans
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-06-01 12:03:13
You guys watch weird porn if it starts with two brothers taking a deer carcass to a gas station.
Then again, whatever floats your pickle.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-01 12:05:20
and there goes the last shred of believability from your story...
it's hard enough for us to imagine anyone with low enough standards that they could then reduce them even further to whatever unspeakable level banging a girlboy resides.... /shudder
I was trying to avoid picturing...but someone more in the "mama june" category.... We didn't bang, I had just drug a deer up what seemed like a mountain, I was probably on the verge of a stroke or something.
By Ramyrez 2016-06-01 12:06:46
You guys watch weird porn if it starts with two brothers taking a deer carcass to a gas station.
Then again, whatever floats your pickle.
"I still miss (blank) every time the (blank) happens and (blank) season rolls around," is like cut-and-past Erotic Literature 101, setting up the flashback.
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-06-01 12:15:32
you take that fappy ***over to RT you robomos.
Ragnarok.Hevans
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-06-01 12:18:13
I feel like I could pick up a gas station girl after hunting. ***is primal. "I just murdered this beast and next I'm gonna slay that booty.".
Also why are all the girls in your stories gas station employees?
By Ramyrez 2016-06-01 12:19:11
Also why are all the girls in your stories gas station employees?
What else is there in the central US? Farms and gas stations, and farmers will shoot you for lookin' at their daughters. Gas station owners just ask for child support.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-06-01 12:20:23
You guys watch weird porn if it starts with two brothers taking a deer carcass to a gas station.
Then again, whatever floats your pickle.
"I still miss (blank) every time the (blank) happens and (blank) season rolls around," is like cut-and-past Erotic Literature 101, setting up the flashback. I still miss my 5's team every time the game updates and a new League season rolls around.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-06-01 12:23:23
I feel like I could pick up a gas station girl after hunting. ***is primal. "I just murdered this beast and next I'm gonna slay that booty.".
Also why are all the girls in your stories gas station employees? Not all are, the one who told me I smell good, "...like Skoal" worked at a Mexican restaurant.
Also, deer aren't really beasts.
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-06-01 12:29:23
the one who told me I smell good You sure she wasn't smelling the doe urine you slathered all over yourself?
Not for hunting, but for funsies.
By Ramyrez 2016-06-01 12:36:30
I feel like I could pick up a gas station girl after hunting. ***is primal. "I just murdered this beast and next I'm gonna slay that booty.".
Also why are all the girls in your stories gas station employees? Not all are, the one who told me I smell good, "...like Skoal" worked at a Mexican restaurant.
Also, deer aren't really beasts.
Not beasts, just ***. Shoot as many as you can.
 Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-06-01 12:42:54
Oklahoman gas station poon? Interesting conversation we have going on here.
Not beasts, just ***. Shoot as many as you can.
Man! You are into some weird foreplay!
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Forgot about this one!
By Ramyrez 2016-06-01 12:50:19
So much context is being lost here today.
We're just hemorrhaging context.
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By Ramyrez 2016-06-01 12:51:03
You guys watch weird porn if it starts with two brothers taking a deer carcass to a gas station.
Then again, whatever floats your pickle.
"I still miss (blank) every time the (blank) happens and (blank) season rolls around," is like cut-and-past Erotic Literature 101, setting up the flashback. I still miss my 5's team every time the game updates and a new League season rolls around.
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Man. You talk about weird foreplay...
...then again, I've seen some of the character models/outfits in that game, so I guess it makes sense to some extent.
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Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
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Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-06-01 12:52:21
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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