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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-10-19 10:17:41
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Nik, why would you scare away the bringer of hot chocolate?

You know I love sipping hot chocolate while watching the innocent suffer.

Alvar is under suspicion of making hot chocolate with soy milk my liege...

Leviathan.Alvar said: »
I also like soy milk




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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-10-19 10:20:38
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Nik, why would you scare away the bringer of hot chocolate?

You know I love sipping hot chocolate while watching the innocent suffer.

Alvar is under suspicion of making hot chocolate with soy milk my liege...

Leviathan.Alvar said: »
I also like soy milk
PLANT ABUSE! SEIZE HIM!
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By Leviathan.Alvar 2015-10-19 10:24:08
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No one like soy milk? I just said I like soy milk I don't use it to make hot chocolate :3
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By Ramyrez 2015-10-19 10:24:09
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Bleh. Too much soy protein is not good for you unless it's in a proper Asian diet with balanced fish and the like with all the little chemical bits playing off each other.

Cashew and almond milk, ftw. Tastes better than soy milk, too!


...or just man up and drink god damn full flavor Vitamin D-rich whole milk.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-10-19 10:27:32
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Siren.Mosin said: »
for a second or two was pretty close to the hands of the gods.

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-10-19 10:29:33
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Leviathan.Alvar said: »
No one like soy milk? I just said I like soy milk I don't use it to make hot chocolate :3

well I suppose we could let him off with a scalding....

PARKER steal some of remo's whole milk and get it boiling
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-10-19 10:30:31
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Leviathan.Alvar said: »
No one like soy milk? I just said I like soy milk I don't use it to make hot chocolate :3
It's not that I don't like soy milk, it's that I enjoy knowing that a perfectly innocent animal who just wants to live its life suffered in order for my cereal, hot chocolate, or any other item that has milk in it to be complete.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-10-19 10:32:20
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Leviathan.Alvar said: »
No one like soy milk? I just said I like soy milk I don't use it to make hot chocolate :3

well I suppose we could let him off with a scalding....

PARKER steal some of remo's whole milk and get it boiling
Nik! What are you doing?!

...Use the skim milk. Don't waste the whole milk on a scalding.
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By Leviathan.Alvar 2015-10-19 10:32:34
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Leviathan.Alvar said: »
No one like soy milk? I just said I like soy milk I don't use it to make hot chocolate :3

well I suppose we could let him off with a scalding....

PARKER steal some of remo's whole milk and get it boiling
Halp!!! I'm too young! Too young! *runs*
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-10-19 10:51:27
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-replaces the milk for the hot chocolate with dairy creamer and vodka-
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-10-19 10:54:38
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Leviathan.Alvar said: »
Halp!!! I'm too young! Too young! *runs*

nah, the young are perfect for sacrifices, they're too naive to know what they're going to miss anyway.
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By Leviathan.Alvar 2015-10-19 11:01:43
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Leviathan.Alvar said: »
Halp!!! I'm too young! Too young! *runs*

nah, the young are perfect for sacrifices, they're too naive to know what they're going to miss anyway.
RIP in peace for me :( pls remember me!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-10-19 11:04:49
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Leviathan.Alvar said: »
No one like soy milk? I just said I like soy milk I don't use it to make hot chocolate :3

well I suppose we could let him off with a scalding....

PARKER steal some of remo's whole milk and get it boiling
Nik! What are you doing?!

...Use the skim milk. Don't waste the whole milk on a scalding.

/prison stories!

an...acquaintance of mine... weaponized hot cocoa with marshmallows (powder mix) by pouring it into hot coffee and then microwaving it for five minutes....
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-19 11:24:36
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
-replaces the milk for the hot chocolate with dairy creamer and vodka-
*snatches the left over vodka and wonders off towards the dungeons*
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By Leviathan.Alvar 2015-10-19 11:49:38
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:3
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-10-19 11:55:18
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I don't know what to say to that.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-10-19 12:04:13
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you have reached the Glorious Kingdom of NI's old folk's daycare retirement and ffxi addiction support group center

at the tone the time will be 1pm EST which is chloroform nap o'clock. if you need immediate assistance please wait a little longer....


has alcanzado el glorioso Reino de jubilación guardería y apoyo adicción FFXI centro antiguo grupo de gente de NI

en el tono de la hora será 13:00 EST que es tarde siesta cloroformo. si necesita asistencia inmediata por favor espere un poco más ....
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-19 12:07:14
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You know I've always wondered... if this is the old folk's daycare retirement and ffxi addiction support group center... does that mean I'm just one of the orderlies taking care of you guys?
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-10-19 12:07:17
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I know Ni is excited for the update tomorrow. Pressure is on Rooks to give us good new content and not break anything.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-10-19 12:24:02
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I hear Rooks is installing Google fiber and free HBO or something.
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-10-19 12:25:20
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You mean Swedish speeds and torrenting?
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-10-19 12:27:50
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Bismarck.Dracondria said: »
You mean Swedish speeds and torrenting?
No, but for non-US users we offer our Netflix & Chill package...

No, it isn't what you think, we just let you piggyback off of Krizz's Netflix account for about 45 mins a month.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-10-19 12:28:07
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
You know I've always wondered... if this is the old folk's daycare retirement and ffxi addiction support group center... does that mean I'm just one of the orderlies taking care of you guys?

sometimes

so the kingdom of NI exists on the same dimensional plane as Narnia in a tralfamadore time space. meaning everything that ever happened already happened all at once... however, if you access the realm of NI from a remote terminal in the real world you will only have access to things that are occurring now and in the past...so if you are focusing in on the moment we hired you, then yes officially you were an orderly and a damned fine one at that.

Of course in the future you eventually will become a resident... /turns pages

your granddaughter Tifa has you committed in 2067
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-10-19 12:33:48
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PARKER Edit Spath: was hired on 08-23-2012 10:09:36

Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
I've yet to even obtain a job for who knows what reason at this point as I've applied to almost every place in town at least once within the last year and a half

Right, my son had the same problem, he couldn't get a job because he didn't have any work experience...

So here is how I fixed it, I hired him. Every day he came to work with me and filled out applications until he got interviews, then he told them at the interview he was looking for a ANOTHER job because his job is commission only sales. He got a job within in a week after a year and a half of trying on his own and never came with me to work again.

So we have an opening! Commission only sales, which is the job I just hired you for. Welcome aboard!

The pay sucks, the hours conflict with school and you desperately need to find another job.

I'm already working on the first draft of your recommendation letter for your outstanding attendance record and devotion to the company.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-19 12:34:44
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God damn it I warned my kids not to name their children after Final Fantasy characters... Especially Boobs Mcgee.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-10-19 12:36:23
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
God damn it I warned my kids not to name their children after Final Fantasy characters... Especially Boobs Mcgee.

kids never listen......

/sips coffee
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-10-19 12:59:34
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
You know I've always wondered... if this is the old folk's daycare retirement and ffxi addiction support group center... does that mean I'm just one of the orderlies taking care of you guys?
I think that makes me the senile old guy who wears his underwear on his head...

..which is a fairly accurate depiction of me.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-10-19 13:03:27
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lololwtf?
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-10-19 13:30:41
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Kids these days.
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