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Really like this.
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Really like this. Shiva.Nikolce said: » take it easy paul bunyan 10-4 good buddy. although dying in my back yard, alone, half cronked on whiskey, in the crisp autumn air sounds pretty legit. much better than some waiting room in a hospital. I'm not going to be doing any running. just drinking and wood splitting until I run out of steam.
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/thumbs up I probably told you guys this story before... but frank jr's wife made the best damn grape leaf rolls I have ever tasted... she was lebanese or something and my pops was an alcoholic so bad he grew his own grapes to make his own wine to put in reusable bottles so he could wash them out so nobody knew how much he was drinking... anyways, she would come at just the right time of year and pick the leaves (which is good for the grapes) and make these grape leaf rolls... that of course I haven't been able to find a suitable replacement for thirty years... /curses the sky Foodha! Why have you forsaken me! Everyone uses those goddamned jarred grape leaves that taste like ***!
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Oh niko, I damn near forgot...
I always thought the re-fillable fire extinguisher was kind of a joke, but know I see the error in my thoughts. IT IS A NECESSITY. to set the scene... I'm sitting with my middle daughter on the couch in the basement, it's 7:45 at night, and I've had a couple of glasses of merlot. we're watching some 'I'll have what phil's having', the toddler is a floor above us, and it really couldn't have been more serene after a hard day's work. there is a knock at the door. I go with standard operating procedure and ignore it, as I have no patience for anyone who comes over unannounced, and it's a well established fact. the wife was aiding in a toddler pooping upstairs, so she called me into action. I am already annoyed. up to the door I go. It's some dipshit salesman from a local cable company. AT 7:45pm. he begins his spiel, and around the third word mark I say 'aeeeeehhhh', do the 'no thanks' motion with my hand, and begin closing the door. This jackwagon gets noticeably perturbed, and shouts "what's that supposed to mean?" I gave him the crazy eyes and muttered, fully enraged at this point "it means have a good night" as I was slamming the door in his face, I could hear him start to say "can't you treat me like a human and talk to me for.... (unintelligible as I was walking away)" now I got back downstairs, but it was too late. my serenity had been disturbed. My first thought was, 'well time to go back outside and kick this guy's stupid ***' then I figured out that was a terrible idea as this *** knows right where I live and would turn me right into the police. that's when it hit me. NIKO'S FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS NO JOKE, & I NEED ONE IMMEDIATELY.
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Mosin, I suggest posting a no soliciting sign. While it might not hold any ACTUAL legal authority, it may scare a few off.
Or answer the door holding a shotgun. While drinking whiskey. Nude.
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I'm just going to blast them with water. *** that guy.
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Siren.Mosin said: » I'm just going to blast them with water. *** that guy.
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Nah that's a good strategy, I just have daughters I shouldn't traumatize...
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Siren.Mosin said: » NIKO'S FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS NO JOKE, & I NEED ONE IMMEDIATELY. It's just water under pressure. But that's the beauty of it. They have to stop bothering people and go home to change their clothes. The absolute best part is when they trip and fall on the ground trying to get away....and you just keep on spraying them. PARKER find my speech
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-knocks on door at 8:30pm unannounced-
Moss~ I can sell you this Dual one Trigger will shoot a special formula of fire extinguisher solution, which is all sticky! second Trigger will launch another foggy formula full of glitter adhering to the already sprayed glue! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ all this just for only $499.99!!! I can set you up for 4 monthly payments of $199.99! such a bargain!
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that will do, and we will send a guy to check up on you once or twice a week unannounced during the week at a random time, who will also have to fill out a form with a random amount of questions to see if you are happy with our product!
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you've been hanging out with Niko too much.
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Siren.Mosin said: » you've been hanging out with Niko too much. I'm an annoyingly loud talker already...then I get pissed when someone knocks on the door and I get the fire extinguisher in my hands and I flat out BOOM. first you step out onto the porch and say nothing... sometimes they continue with their pitch, sometimes they ask questions. ignore them completely....hold the extinguisher Rambo style at the hip... get situated and then pop the pin. typically I will start spraying after "dreams" and then after the "satan" bit... I freestyle but the main theme are the beast of the apocalypse, the end of the world, the fall of babylon, Lately I have been doing a riff of a traditional baptism....accepting lucifer as your personal betrayer... DO YOU EXCEPT LUCIFER!? AND ALL HIS SINS AND ALL OF HIS EVIL DEEDS!? you know... whatever springs to mind... /shrugs /coffee sip they typically scramble to get away..when I start screaming about satan....but I have had to menace people with gestures that would indicate I am going to bludgeon them with the bottom of the metal cylinder when it's empty. strangely in all my years of doing it no one has ever held their ground...
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PARKER Edit: Happy Dance Party Friday Party People!
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Parker must be into the booze already, he used to be better at finding old posts.
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Parker has a hankering for Bjork? Would not have guessed.
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Siren.Mosin said: » Parker must be into the booze already, he used to be better at finding old posts. yeah I might have a drum of something volatile open in the back...he's been like that for hours /coffee sip
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Parker has a hankering for Bjork? Would not have guessed. OK I'LL GO SEE WHAT SPILLED!!!..... /hazmat suit and respirator
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I think I have some rum still.
Good.
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Siren.Mosin said: » all things weird, Z! how's the south? Winding down. Jambalaya is not sitting very well. Mulling over whether I want to start a thread to zap some time. I hate feeling obligated to baby-sit a thread, though, and I ain't doing that ***on the weekend, so...  How goes the untamed wilderness?
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DON'T FORGET BILL'S RETIREMENT PARTY!
FREE CAKE IN THE VOLATILE CHEMICAL LAB!!! [/b]
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » How goes the untamed wilderness? OH you know, the glamorous life of a contractor, and all that. /rolleyes It's cooling off some more though. that's ok. I'm still ready for a winter. Shiva.Nikolce said: » DON'T FORGET BILL'S RETIREMENT PARTY! FREE CAKE IN THE VOLATILE CHEMICAL LAB!!! [/b] Morniing, Ni.
It'd be a "good" morning -- or at least a better one -- if I hadn't stayed up entirely too late playing The Wolf Amon Us. Admittedly I'm probably late to the party, but really loving it. Can't wait to get home and keep going after work. |
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