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The chandelier threatened me, you all saw it!
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Valefor.Sehachan said: » The chandelier threatened me, you all saw it!  One plus two...plus one...plus one...
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Ramyrez said: » Valefor.Sehachan said: » Burglars are a horrible experience anyway, happened to me just two weeks ago. And now I can't sleep anymore everytime my brother is not home. Could be like my mother. My uncle gives her one of his pistols to keep in the house for defense after there was an attempted break in at their house and while she's looking it over she shoots her chandalier down. -.-;
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Seha just get a kitchen knife, & study up on some human anatomy. you'll sleep like a lamb.
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Asura.Dameshi said: » Ramyrez said: » Valefor.Sehachan said: » Burglars are a horrible experience anyway, happened to me just two weeks ago. And now I can't sleep anymore everytime my brother is not home. Could be like my mother. My uncle gives her one of his pistols to keep in the house for defense after there was an attempted break in at their house and while she's looking it over she shoots her chandalier down. -.-; Yeah. She figured that one out. Edit: I was in college at the time of the chandelier murder, but subsequently when I came home for the summer they just got an alarm system that made it a pain in the *** every time I would come home from work or my wife's (then girlfriend's) house at 2:00 a.m.
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I like how KN insisted that he had integrity and not a troll on here as he then in the next line tried to bash people in Ni lol... too good.
Don't question the mennonite holidays Nik!
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Asura.Dameshi said: » Honestly without at least some proper training for gun safety and usage, you're more of a danger to yourself and family than the burglar. and you have to consider things they probably won't teach you in gun safety class like collateral damage. the pump action shot gun is a super effective weapon for home defense. most people will run like their nuts are on fire when they hear you "pump it" which also ejects a shell if one is loaded (and it should not be) I use and endorce shells filled with salt.. considering that even something small like bird shot will blow huge holes in your drywall/kill your children's friends that are too stupid to hit the deck when they hear you pump a shotgun
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I have a wooden kendo sword on the side of my bed.
 also a nerf gun reolver, fully loaded Anna Ruthven said: » got a Hagun irl
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Asura.Dameshi said: » Honestly without at least some proper training for gun safety and usage, you're more of a danger to yourself and family than the burglar. and you have to consider things they probably won't teach you in gun safety class like collateral damage. the pump action shot gun is a super effective weapon for home defense. most people will run like their nuts are on fire when they hear you "pump it" which also ejects a shell if one is loaded (and it should not be) I use and endorce shells filled with salt.. considering that even something small like bird shot will blow huge holes in your drywall/kill your children's friends that are too stupid to hit the deck when they hear you pump a shotgun Really what you should do is two loads of rock salt -- one to eject as a scare tactic, the second to hit them with for the noise and shock value -- won't really hurt 'em much unless you're super close, but it will make them flinch and scare them off. Then for rounds 3-10 (depending on your local/state statutes regarding shotgun shell capacity and required plugs) anywhere between bird and buck shot -- or pumpkin balls if you're a real *** -- to ensure that if they're not scared by the bark, they're gonna get bit. If we're going with curvy swords from XI, I'd go with Nadrs.
Of all the blades though, I'd have to go with Burtgang. Ramyrez said: » Really what you should do is two loads of rock salt -- one to eject as a scare tactic, the second to hit them with for the noise and shock value -- won't really hurt 'em much unless you're super close, but it will make them flinch and scare them off. Then for rounds 3-10 (depending on your local/state statutes regarding shotgun shell capacity and required plugs) anywhere between bird and buck shot -- or pumpkin balls if you're a real *** -- to ensure that if they're not scared by the bark, they're gonna get bit. 1.) salt hurts like a mother *** 2.) we (the royal we) have kids and don't keep our guns loaded 3.) if you hear a window break downstairs at four in the morning you don't have time to discern your rounds (just keep a box of salt rounds out) 4.) If I couldn't clear the house out with the sound of a shotgun pump/three salt rounds fired....then I would switch over to the ar10 or ak47 Shiva.Nikolce said: » 2.) we (the royal we) have kids and don't keep our guns loaded I thought We were still in character and didn't care about rugrats! Shiva.Nikolce said: » 1.) salt hurts like a mother *** How sure are we about this vs. an anecdotal tale? Basic research that I see indicates otherwise. The Box O’ Truth #33 – Rock Salt in a Shotgun Unless you're within 3-4 yards it's going to be a scare tactic at best. Asura.Dameshi said: » Lakshmi.Rooks said: » "Eat what you want" Tuesdays are my kind of Tuesdays. Edit: 
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Ramyrez said: » How sure are we about this vs. an anecdotal tale? my older brother got shot in the back at close range. and as described in your article, I only use it at close range like to blast someone back down the hallway/stairs. if an intruder ever returned fire...then you are going to want to switch over to semi/full auto
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My crazy cousin once shot at me an another guy, muzzle-sweeps everyone. A friend of my dad's has been shot with a .30-30 twice, messing with married women, a 12 Gauge while working as a bouncer....
>.> Anna Ruthven said: » My crazy cousin once shot at me an another guy Well, I admit that's a little embellished. He muzzle-swept us and pulled the trigger after. I was helping retrieve a deer, cousin was throwing a fit, yelling and firing in every which direction because no one woke him up... He should've set an alarm.
Anna Ruthven said: » Well, I admit that's a little embellished. He muzzle-swept us and pulled the trigger after. I was helping retrieve a deer, cousin was throwing a fit, yelling and firing in every which direction because no one woke him up... He should've set an alarm. Bahamut.Milamber said: » Anna Ruthven said: » Well, I admit that's a little embellished. He muzzle-swept us and pulled the trigger after. I was helping retrieve a deer, cousin was throwing a fit, yelling and firing in every which direction because no one woke him up... He should've set an alarm. Anna Ruthven said: » Bahamut.Milamber said: » Anna Ruthven said: » Well, I admit that's a little embellished. He muzzle-swept us and pulled the trigger after. I was helping retrieve a deer, cousin was throwing a fit, yelling and firing in every which direction because no one woke him up... He should've set an alarm. Girlboy, really. You need to leave your state, change your name and tell your entire family you went somewhere else.
Before they literally kill you.
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Bahamut.Milamber said: » So, after a rather uninspiring google search for "gigantic meat tenderizer hammer", I'm now tempted to make one. 
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Ramyrez said: » Girlboy, really. You need to leave your state, change your name and tell your entire family you went somewhere else. Before they literally kill you. Ramyrez said: » Girlboy, really. You need to leave your state, change your name and tell Before they literally kill you. maybe even fake your own death... so all seventy eight of them don't all pile into the Beverley hillbillymobile and try to find you
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you can prolly ask "The Summoner" for tips on how to fake your death.
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momma don't let your babies grow up to be nutjobs
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