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By Bloodrose 2015-02-25 18:05:51
*slips into NI, sets down a case of bourbon, and shares with all*
How's Ni?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-26 08:38:56
Nikolce carefully studies his watch and at the exact time points at PARKER.....
PARKER /pulls a giant switch and a huge statue of rube goldberg slowly descends from the domed ceiling through the floor
<metal gears grind to life> as the doors to barracks fly open and guards march into position. .
<the drawbridge lowers with a thunderous clang>
<huge chains lift open enormous steel window covers>
<bowling balls roll down tracks drop into buckets which lower other chains which light all the fireplaces and open the flues>
<a mechanical dragon breathes fire and lights the chandelier>
<in the distance you hear a tea pot whistle and a coffee machine percolate>
PARKER brings Nikolce a steaming hot cup of coffee
and eventually the hellish cacophony dies down....
Nikolce's chair groans as he leans back into it.
ok NOW we're open, How can I help you?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-26 08:55:50
*Walks in and immediately flops onto the floor*
PARKER! Coffee me.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-26 09:01:10
PARKER /brings coffee and the morning report
The Army of the Children's Services was soundly defeated. Survivors are being tortured.
Bloodrose dropped off a case of Bourbon last night...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-26 09:10:32
*sips the coffee while reading the report*
Excellent work PARKER. I'd like an hourly update on what information we squeeze out of the survivors.
Squeeze... yes! PARKER, inform the torturers to use the "condenser". They deserve some fun today.
*takes another sip of coffee then holds the mug out to PARKER*
But first, add some bourbon to this.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-26 09:35:56
But first, add some bourbon to this.
/violentlyslapsbourbonfromtheking'shand
JESUS CHRIST MAN, WE BARELY KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!!
no wonder it was so hard to keep you from being kidnapped back in the day. yikes.
morning all.
now that we've averted disaster, how's everyone on this fine, frozen, *** of a day?
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-26 09:39:42
now that we've averted disaster, how's everyone on this fine, frozen, *** of a day?
Ready for it to be tomorrow after work already so I can break into the trusted bourbon supply.
*grumble*
This week sucks dog balls.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-26 09:41:37
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-26 09:41:48
Two of the truck drivers yesterday were from pennsylvania, they said our weather was as equally shitty as yours, lol. you poor icicle sucking ***.
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-26 09:47:39
Two of the truck drivers yesterday were from pennsylvania, they said our weather was as equally shitty as yours, lol. you poor icicle sucking ***.
Hasn't been so bad this week since Monday. Monday was colder than a witch's ***.
All I know is I woke up last Wednesday here:
(This is a promo shot for the yacht club's restaurant, but I literally sat at that exact table and ate and drank delicious things; those are conch fritters, I highly reccomend them.)
And when Wednesday ended, this was where I found myself:
I'm normally not one to *** about winter weather.
But when you go from (almost literal) paradise back to spending 20 minute shoveling and cleaning your car to go anywhere in the span of a few hours...it's a bit gut-wrenching.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-26 09:59:50
But first, add some bourbon to this.
/violentlyslapsbourbonfromtheking'shand
JESUS CHRIST MAN, WE BARELY KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!!
no wonder it was so hard to keep you from being kidnapped back in the day. yikes.
morning all.
now that we've averted disaster, how's everyone on this fine, frozen, *** of a day? But... bourbon...
I suppose you're right, that could very well be *whispers* bottom shelf.
*shudders*
You've saved me from imminent doom, I thank you.
I am tired, waiting for the weekend despite it only being Thursday, and generally just waiting for Winter to go away. I woke up dragged my *** out of bed late this morning, so I will have to figure out something for lunch, the coffee has been ineffective, I'm waiting on my boss to get back for final approval, and I could really go for a beer right now.
TL;DR: I'll have the usual. Put it on my tab.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-26 10:11:03
I am tired, waiting for the weekend despite it only being Thursday, and generally just waiting for Winter to go away. I woke up dragged my *** out of bed late this morning, so I will have to figure out something for lunch, the coffee has been ineffective, I'm waiting on my boss to get back for final approval, and I could really go for a beer right now.
TL;DR: I'll have the usual. Put it on my tab.
incredibly similar situation here.
the struggle is real. press on, my friend.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-26 10:45:00
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-26 10:57:05
/strolls out to the warehouse to supervise some diabolical machine repairs
/notices technician struggling ... can't get machine to turn on..even with new power supply
/notices fuse cap in new power supply doesn't pop out when turned
/takes cap out puts fuse in
/machine whirs to life
/pats technician consolingly
/returns to desk and sips more coffee
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-26 11:11:11
/turn on ALL the AC's in Ni, blasting them at full power
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-26 11:37:54
Good news everyone. I got that thing finished and submited that needed to be done today.
Bad news everyone. Meshi has become ill with sleepiness. Do I:
Administer Coffee
Administer Tea
Administer Epsom Salt
Clean And Dress The Wound
Double Team And Continue
Use Ropes And Chains
Continue As Normal
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-26 11:40:12
I think I want to stream Oregon Trail II again now.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-26 11:40:28
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-02-26 11:41:36
(This is a promo shot for the yacht club's restaurant, but I literally sat at that exact table and ate and drank delicious things; those are conch fritters, I highly reccomend them.)
Best when you catch/harvest them yourself.
By Ramyrez 2015-02-26 11:43:16
Best when you catch/harvest them yourself.
I had far too much rum in me for that kind of venture.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-02-26 11:43:53
Also:
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-26 11:46:29
MEDIC!
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-02-26 11:50:26
Huh, we're now getting probability bands for temperature in our forecasts; interesting.
*edit* and wind speed
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-26 12:36:09
Best when you catch/harvest them yourself.
I had far too much rum in me for that kind of venture.
yeah... I second the use of the aint nobody got time for that meme.... plus...if I put my head under water my cigar will go out....
/pays some kid five bucks to do it for me
you need to learn how to relax Mr. Workaholic...
look at Milamber over there honey..being all industrious on vacation...
/pays a kid five bucks to crimp his diving air hose closed
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-26 12:50:53
look at Milamber over there honey..being all industrious on vacation...
Some people consider that kind of thing relaxing on vacation.
*watches Nik cringe, has PARKER fetch him a new drink*
I know, right?
There were people across the marina constantly going out fishing, coming back and cleaning their catches...so much work on vacation. I don't get it.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-26 13:04:52
we were on a cruise and my buddy signed himself up for a fishing excursion... he asked my if I wanted to come with and I said " are you out of your *** mind!? we're already on a *** boat and you are going to pay more to go on a smaller one? and work? what the hell is a matter with you?"
and his wife was all shaking her head "I tried to tell him it was stupid but...."
came back all sea sick and wave whipped and of course he didn't catch anything... you can't just hop in a boat in the afternoon and go hook a marlin...you dumb ***...
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-02-26 13:39:26
we were on a cruise and my buddy signed himself up for a fishing excursion... he asked my if I wanted to come with and I said "are you out of your *** mind!? we're already on a *** boat and you are going to pay more to go on a smaller one? and work? what the hell is a matter with you?"
and his wife was all shaking her head "I tried to tell him it was stupid but...."
came back all sea sick and wave whipped and of course he didn't catch anything... you can't just hop in a boat in the afternoon and go hook a marlin...you dumb ***... Fishing != conching or scalloping. Driving around in a boat vs. snorkeling.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-26 13:39:39
Oh yeah... we went to maine and rented a house and the realtor was talking ***about some deposit... deposit?...deposit for what?
A deposit for not doing enough of cleaning... and she sends me a list of all the things that have to be cleaned before we leave...
I laughed at her...yeah like I'm going to clean your clients house on my vacation... change the line to read cleaning fee $150 bucks or whatever.... I aint cleaning jack ***...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-26 13:43:13
Fishing conching scalloping Driving snorkeling.
that's called work ing
here are vacation ings
drinking, cigar smoking, napping, wave watching, lobster eating...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-26 14:06:40
>.> I bet he exercises on vacation.... he's one of those *** that are up at *** five in the morning jogging in place in their little exercise outfits getting ready to run fifteen miles...
/dopey voice
c'mon dear we're burning daylight here.../measures heart rate
Edit: I'm going to run you over on my way back from getting doughnuts later
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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