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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-10 09:52:28
Meshi & Spath, a podcast dedicated to bull & broads.
Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-10 09:55:29
I got a listt of themes~ :o
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-10 09:56:07
I was killin' fools with Fiora last night misa, was fun.
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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-10 09:59:50
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By Bloodrose 2015-02-10 10:05:14
what makes you think Michael Flatley isn't a superhero?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-10 10:09:04
the last time I helped someone...
A friend of mine was in "radio broadcasting school"...
in quotes because the chances it was a legitimate school are small... and it was probably in the same building as the professional bartender institute...I'm sure you have heard the adds... learn how to become a professional X in Y months at the z school of whatever...
so anyways.. he calls me because he has to come up with a idea for a show.... and he can't think of anything.
So I come up a radio show called "The Devil's Advocate" where basically you (the host) would take the opposing side to debate whatever topic the callers wanted to discuss.It could be politics or religion or whatever.
You could do it just like the AM radio guys do now. They throw out a handful of local and national topics to choose from for the callers to discuss but if you have a really good topic they let you talk about whatever.
So all you as the host would have to do is argue the other side. You don't have to actually believe any of it, it's just a debate.... and nobody would know who you were or what your real name was so you could say whatever you want.
You could call yourself Mephistopheles or whatever your favorite demon is... it would give people a place to vent whatever cockamamie idea they wanted to argue about and you would have carte blanche to argue with any point that popped in your head... hitler was a nice person once you go tot know him. stalin always made his guests feel welcomed,
whatever!
and this idea is from like... idk twenty something years ago probably back when rush limbaugh was getting started on his path to riches...by now he could be even richer and more hated than rush!
but do you know what he said!? after I pulled that *** rabbit out of my ***? Me- Oh you want a million dollar idea? sure no problemo gud buddeh...... /emeril legasse
BAM!
he said..
wait for it...
wait for it...
because I never went to radio school. I was never going to make a dime off this idea I just handed it to him and all he had to do was put it down on paper and turn it in...
you wouldn't need a special anything to do the show... maybe a *** newspaper to look though for recent news?
***you wouldn't even have to READ you could turn on the television news that morning....
he said
it sounded like too much work....
and that was the last time I helped anyone ever again.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-10 10:23:20
Well don't worry Nik, I'll at least give you a nickel for your efforts.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-10 10:28:00
/pockets it
heh heh heh Score!
Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-02-10 10:31:33
/puts khakis on
you disappeared mid sentance last night Mos!
/lawnchair
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-10 10:33:59
sorry jake, I've been lazy as all hell lately.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-10 10:35:13
Frustratingly... I continue casting pearls before swine to this very day... I came up with a business plan for my cousin he will never use... I invented several evil things my boss refused to patent and they were promptly stolen...
and of course, straight out of the alanis morrisette karmic laws of irony I can never come up with a good idea for myself...
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-10 10:37:29
go buy a powerball ticket, & win! then come on out here to the black hills, I'll give you a nice tour for 200k, & then we can go get ***-plowed in your wife's homeland, & I can get rolled by the locals for being too clean.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-10 10:37:39
Tell me more of this business plan.
Also tell me more about your plans on funding this business plan for me.
Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-02-10 10:45:27
sorry jake, I've been lazy as all hell lately. I've been bored... in a rut lately...
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-10 10:49:27
I've been bored... in a rut lately...
yeah same here. where I'd usually play videogames until 11-12, I'm saying " O *** it, why be tired tomorrow? " & going to sleep @ 10-10:30. weak. I need a good game to hold my interest, or maybe need to find a different hobby until they make a new game, or maybe take the wife to the titty bar & get ***-blasted on someone else's money & make some mistakes, or maybe take the kids out to the pacific & throw them in, something... I need to shake it up a bit.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-10 10:55:41
I've been bored... in a rut lately...
yeah same here. where I'd usually play videogames until 11-12, I'm saying " O *** it, why be tired tomorrow? " & going to sleep @ 10-10:30. weak. I need a good game to hold my interest, or maybe need to find a different hobby until they make a new game, or maybe take the wife to the titty bar & get ***-blasted on someone else's money & make some mistakes, or maybe take the kids out to the pacific & throw them in, something... I need to shake it up a bit.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-10 10:56:53
I really got out of hand, fast.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-10 11:03:19
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-10 11:07:18
Tell me more of this business plan.
Also tell me more about your plans on funding this business plan for me.
The beauty of the plan is it doesn't need any funding!
Alright... I mean goddamnit how many times do I need to get kicked in the balls before I stop....more times apparently
Ok so... He went to school for whatever web site design and marketing. So he gets out and his choices are limited to going out on his own freelance style or joining the soul crushing oblivion of working for the government or an uncaring corporation that never appreciates his talent and milks his brain dry and then fires him when a new batch of kids graduate.
So he is hanging around other dipshits freelancers at networking events trying to milk each other's turnips for blood and work.
He is perhaps a little ahead of the ball in that he has started his own company but he keeps turning down jobs because he can only handle certain aspects of design and I told him
JUST ORGANIZE THOSE OTHER FAPPY *** INTO A CONCERN
He already knows the people that can fill in the gaps, secure their prices and include their work in his package.
The company is as big or as small as it ever needs to be already. keep everyone on as a private contractor which they are doing already they maintain their independence while allowing their previously unproductive network of whiners into a *** alliance that actually DOES SOME WORK
All you need is the BALLS to hand over the proposals to the clients. That's the gut check. And you either have the stones to be the boss or YOU DON'T and you should work on your spit shine.
If he would have done it and gotten some of these other *** work and therefore money... it had the potential to spread like wild fire and he could have controlled every freelancer in the city.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-10 11:13:06
Tell me more of this business plan.
Also tell me more about your plans on funding this business plan for me.
The beauty of the plan is it doesn't need any funding!
Alright... I mean goddamnit how many times do I need to get kicked in the balls before I stop....more times apparently
Ok so... He went to school for whatever web site design and marketing. So he gets out and his choices are limited to going out on his own freelance style or joining the soul crushing oblivion of working for the government or an uncaring corporation that never appreciates his talent and milks his brain dry and then fires him when a new batch of kids graduate.
So he is hanging around other dipshits freelancers at networking events trying to milk each other's turnips for blood and work.
He is perhaps a little ahead of the ball in that he has started his own company but he keeps turning down jobs because he can only handle certain aspects of design and I told him
JUST ORGANIZE THOSE OTHER FAPPY *** INTO A CONCERN
He already knows the people that can fill in the gaps, secure their prices and include their work in his package.
The company is as big or as small as it ever needs to be already. keep everyone on as a private contractor which they are doing already they maintain their independence while allowing their previously unproductive network of whiners into a *** alliance that actually DOES SOME WORK
All you need is the BALLS to hand over the proposals to the clients. That's the gut check. And you either have the stones to be the boss or YOU DON'T and you should work on your spit shine.
If he would have done it and gotten some of these other *** work and therefore money... it had the potential to spread like wild fire and he could have controlled every freelancer in the city.
But how does this benefit me?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-10 11:13:17
And all I am doing is mashing two and two together and handing them back four. You give me your skill set and your current situation and I play it out in my head to it's logical conclusion...
HOWEVER It doesn't always work out positive. friend of mine worked on a landscape supply project and I blurted out "too much competition in that market, it will never survive it's first winter"
and he ran the numbers the hard way through research and their findings were the same and the client DID IT ANYWAYS and it didn't make it six months...
/shrugs and drinks coffee
I calls 'em likes I sees 'em
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-10 11:18:59
But how does this benefit me?
it doesn't.... but I'm still keeping the nickel...
/runs away
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-10 11:22:53
I feel that story was worth at least a nickel, so no hard feelings.
*plots to get the nickel back*
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-10 11:23:46
go buy a powerball ticket.
^ x 47,000,000
this is what I need to start telling everyone before expending my brain energy in exhausting analysis...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-10 11:29:26
Hey Nik, I developed this button that any time you press it, something evil happens somewhere.
*reveals shiny red button*
One press for a nickel!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-10 11:30:54
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-10 11:31:31
*pulls away the button*
Nickel first!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-02-10 11:33:01
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-10 11:37:07
Are you guys old enough to remember ren and stimpy when it first came out? Ramy prolly is... but he probably called off due to morning sickness
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-02-10 11:40:03
Wan't allowed to watch it when it first came out lol.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree

Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present

Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
February 1st, 2012
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.
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