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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-02-09 10:35:36
VIRTUAL NAME TAG!!!
facial recognition software you kinda nonchalantly point the camera of your phone at a group of people or even as if you are taking a picture and it identifies who they are and how they are related to you...
When you look at them through your phone it's like they are wearing a name tag that says "Steve Jones - Cousin Lana's Current Boyfriend, and you could add notes!
"not the father of her baby"
I have a strong feeling this will be one of the main uses for Google Glass...
Also I totally imagined it reading a group of faces and something like "He totally got with that fat chick at prom" or "Dad doesn't know it, but he *** your Mom" pops up on their heads.
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I'm gonna shut up now.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-09 10:38:28
No Offense... But I'll make an effort to remember your current boyfriend, who is not the father of your two year old daughter, name when you bother to get married.... until then he is "Lana's boyfriend"
See, I'm the other way. My cousin is 9 years younger than me, and she was more like a little sister than a cousin as she grew up.
So when I went home a few years ago and she introduced me to her boyfriend -- who, keep in mind, her brother and father are already okay with -- I'm thinking, "no, I don't really need to know your name. If you hurt her, there's a reason they call them 'unmarked graves'."
One might say I'm overprotective of people I care about...which is probably another on the heap of reasons kids aren't a thing in my future.
prepare to be disappointed... they almost never let you kill them... no matter how badly you want to.
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-09 10:38:48
I was forced to go to my kid's baby shower,
We feel really bad for you. Really.
No, really. Just awful.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-09 10:40:40
FUKING PEOPLE ARE ***
so I cut my hair on sunday...
cut it to my neckline and stuff, basically knocked like 4 inches of hair around.
then the *** at work are suddenly making jokes around it?
"did you cut your hair?"
"no Sherlock, my hair just grew shorter overnight!"
That said, only heard one good joke about it, which wasnt made in a negative way
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-09 10:41:51
My aunt and uncle have 11 kids. It's difficult enough to remember all of my cousins' names, let alone their boyfriends/husbands (and future single girlfriend. 10 girls, 1 boy.)
Of course this isn't much of a problem since the last time I've seen any of them was probably 10 years ago... Randomly got invited to one of their weddings. I politely declined. It was also on a Monday, and in Virginia.
I do not use vacation days to go to Virginia.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-09 10:42:53
FUKING PEOPLE ARE ***
so I cut my hair on sunday...
cut it to my neckline and stuff, basically knocked like 4 inches of hair around.
then the *** at work are suddenly making jokes around it?
"did you cut your hair?"
"no Sherlock, my hair just grew shorter overnight!"
That said, only heard one good joke about it, which wasnt made in a negative way YouTube Video Placeholder
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-09 10:43:48
FUKING PEOPLE ARE ***
so I cut my hair on sunday...
cut it to my neckline and stuff, basically knocked like 4 inches of hair around.
then the *** at work are suddenly making jokes around it?
"did you cut your hair?"
"no Sherlock, my hair just grew shorter overnight!"
That said, only heard one good joke about it, which wasnt made in a negative way
It may be their way of distancing themselves from you, (new haircut is usually the tip off that you are going to go interview for other jobs.)
and/or most people are ***.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-09 10:46:30
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-09 10:47:27
Also, nice haircut Misa. Looking stylish as usual. What is that cologne you're sporting? Smells like strawberry fields with a hint of manliness. Divine.
Though I didn't think cats got haircuts... but I suppose I was wrong.
By Ramyrez 2015-02-09 10:48:55
No Offense... But I'll make an effort to remember your current boyfriend, who is not the father of your two year old daughter, name when you bother to get married.... until then he is "Lana's boyfriend"
See, I'm the other way. My cousin is 9 years younger than me, and she was more like a little sister than a cousin as she grew up.
So when I went home a few years ago and she introduced me to her boyfriend -- who, keep in mind, her brother and father are already okay with -- I'm thinking, "no, I don't really need to know your name. If you hurt her, there's a reason they call them 'unmarked graves'."
One might say I'm overprotective of people I care about...which is probably another on the heap of reasons kids aren't a thing in my future.
prepare to be disappointed... they almost never let you kill them... no matter how badly you want to.
Well, when I say "hurt her", I mean in the actual ways that a court of law wouldn't like either, but they can't always prove. People break up or w/e, these things happen.
Look, I love my cousin, but she was never destined to be the next Melinda Gates. Long story short, she's a small town girl who hangs out with blue collar guys and they aren't always the most educated when it comes to treating women right.
Luckily in truth it doesn't matter, because it's been a few years since and young Mr. Boyfriend (he has a name. I even know it. It's 'Brian'.) seems just fine.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-09 10:52:39
By Ramyrez 2015-02-09 10:56:24
Of course this isn't much of a problem since the last time I've seen any of them was probably 10 years ago... Randomly got invited to one of their weddings. I politely declined. It was also on a Monday, and in Virginia.
My sibling situation is complicated.
I have a half brother who's a good enough kid (Guy? Fella? Whatever.) but really all we have in common is we have the same sperm donor. My brother is almost exactly the same age as my aforementioned cousin, but he never lived in the same town as me and ever since he was 8 he hasn't even lived in the same time zone as I have. I've seen him like 4 times in the past 16 years, twice for funerals, so you know how awesome those are (hint: not the fun Irish wake or Louisiana-style funeral varieties). But we're civil and text a bit here and there...frankly we're just not part of each other's lives.
By comparison, my cousin was in the same town, my mother and her brothers were always really close and we always did family stuff all the time. Family dinner once every week or two, running errands for each other, cutting lawns as necessary. My uncle was always really awesome and in a lot of ways a de-facto dad when my own wasn't around much at times.
And my cousin is more or less an only child too, because her brother is like 13 years older than she is and was in the Marines basically before she was old enough to even be cognisant.
So...yeah. I struggle with distant family, second cousins+, step relations, etc. But really I only have one true cousin.
By Ramyrez 2015-02-09 10:58:36
I can't see the image, but the title makes me think of Dragnet.
"Kids! It'll grow back!"
By Jetackuu 2015-02-09 10:58:42
I was forced to go to my kid's baby shower,
We feel really bad for you. Really.
No, really. Just awful.
Aww, did somebody piss in your Cheerios?
By Jetackuu 2015-02-09 10:59:18
My aunt and uncle have 11 kids. It's difficult enough to remember all of my cousins' names, let alone their boyfriends/husbands (and future single girlfriend. 10 girls, 1 boy.)
Of course this isn't much of a problem since the last time I've seen any of them was probably 10 years ago... Randomly got invited to one of their weddings. I politely declined. It was also on a Monday, and in Virginia.
I do not use vacation days to go to Virginia.
Hey, Virginia is awesome.
Well, depending on which part...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-09 11:07:25
Well, when I say "hurt her", I mean .... I know EXACTLY what you mean... been there, done that, had the shovels in the trunk... they always make excuses, he's your nieces father, what do you think that will do to her!?
she'll have to work it out in therapy....
see!?....that's why most men seem detached... because if they become attached and it goes bad, they diggy diggy hole.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-09 11:13:22
They do not fear what lies beneath. They can never dig too deep.
By Jetackuu 2015-02-09 11:15:26
Holes are a bad way to dispose of a body, somebody almost always digs it up.
Vat of acid man, won't leave a trace.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-02-09 11:15:42
Spath also got a haircut.
Spath also obtained a new hat.
Spath likes his new hat.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-09 11:17:30
I feel like you should do a daily Spath speaks in third person story much like the one you just told.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-02-09 11:19:21
Spath likes the idea of rambling about nothing, likely in podcast or text form. However, sometimes Spath has nothing to ramble about, so Spath keep rambling to himself.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-09 11:22:19
Spath likes the idea of rambling about nothing, likely in podcast or text form. However, sometimes Spath has nothing to ramble about, so Spath keep rambling to himself. Spath, you are a friggin genius.
You and I.
Weekly podcast.
Let's do this.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-02-09 11:22:56
Spath likes the idea of rambling about nothing, likely in podcast or text form. However, sometimes Spath has nothing to ramble about, so Spath keep rambling to himself. Spath, you are a friggin genius.
You and I.
Weekly podcast.
Let's do this. Spath enjoys this idea. :x
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-09 11:23:52
Spath likes the idea of rambling about nothing, likely in podcast or text form. However, sometimes Spath has nothing to ramble about, so Spath keep rambling to himself. Spath, you are a friggin genius.
You and I.
Weekly podcast.
Let's do this. Spath enjoys this idea. :x We can call it S&M Podcast. What could go wrong?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-09 11:25:05
I'm totally going to sing that song when I dig my ex brother in law's grave.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-02-09 11:25:30
Spath likes the idea of rambling about nothing, likely in podcast or text form. However, sometimes Spath has nothing to ramble about, so Spath keep rambling to himself. Spath, you are a friggin genius.
You and I.
Weekly podcast.
Let's do this. Spath enjoys this idea. :x We can call it S&M Podcast. What could go wrong? Get me random topics to talk about and I don't care what we call it. Spath can probably roll pretty well with S&M. XP
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-02-09 11:32:29
I just remembered how much I hate hearing my own voice...
Bah humbug.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-09 11:32:52
oooh oooh
guest time
and I'll ask randomly, predetermined questions
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-09 11:34:34
Each week we can have a topic in which we discuss. I am really liking this idea. We just need to get viewers...
Oh we could also stream it at the same time for double exposure.
By Ramyrez 2015-02-09 11:35:53
I was forced to go to my kid's baby shower,
We feel really bad for you. Really.
No, really. Just awful.
Aww, did somebody piss in your Cheerios?
Not especially, just...if having to spend a few hours around your (baby mama? girlfriend-or-wife-at-the-time?) and filling drinks and loading the car with silly little footy pajamas and a breast pump is the worst part of the pregnancy process for you...
Also, I had no Cheerios. Maybe if I had, I'd be less inclined to snark.
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE BRING ME CHEERIOS
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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