Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Whoa whoa whoa, you took away its ability to sing?! How the hell is he supposed to sing my song then?! I can't be using ventriloquy during my action scenes!
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There's a joke about a flute here somewhere, I know it.
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Asura.Dameshi said: » Well it sticks people with needles. So stabby frame?
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 Monk Shark young shark that swam on the ocean. one time, saw a weird humanoid creature and tried to eat it. was an elvish druid, and upon eating him, it sort of fused him in a humanoid shark... growing legs and being able to walk on land. he walked upon a beach, wondering what to do, until he ran into someone. decided to eat said person, he stopped when that person was playing music and doing something odd. didnt eat him, instead befriended him. he was taught the ways he then one day wandered off into the land with his newfound passions.
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My status remains unchanged from yesterday....
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » My status remains unchanged from yesterday.... My sister-in-law was wise enough not to invite me to the baby shower. Unless it hasn't happened yet, in which case I hope she is wise enough to not invite me to the baby shower. I did drop off a gift over the weekend, perhaps that will help stave off the invitation... Me being the sucker I am, will still attend the event if invited. Then I will be standing there on an island all my own as the only male foolish enough not to make an excuse. Oh baby shower? Sorry, I have a colonoscopy scheduled for that day. Darnit, I really wanted to attend too.
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Asura.Dameshi said: » Darnit, I really wanted to attend too. I didn't go to my own baby's baby showers!!!... /slams his fist on the desk Men don't go to those things! My wife has thrown/gone to baby showers before.. It's a really big deal. They get all dressed up, they make lots of cookies, they go to a fancy restaurant....they play games and get drunk and gossip... This was at the bar she works at... and she did a lot of the work herself. Which is fair I suppose... my wife says "What are you wearing?" which loosely translates to "What did you think you were going to put on before I stopped you" I don't know... I said thoughtfully. What does one wear to a coed baby mama drama llama shower gift grab at a bar on the west side of town? How would I know!? There is NO PRECEDENT for such a thing. (blue khakis,a dress shirt with no tie, black dress shoes) and I was over dressed... but who cares, I'm always over dressed anyways idgaf
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » What does one wear to a coed baby mama drama llama shower gift grab at a bar on the west side of town? How would I know!? There is NO PRECEDENT for such a thing. Times they are a changing. Steps 1-12 are followed less and less. Let's face it, 12 steps are too many to follow for this ritalin filled, ADD generation. They get bored too easily and skim over the steps. Soon enough children born in wedlock will be the minority, and public school will be renamed to a more truthful name; free daycare. More men will be thrust into your Hellish scenario. And for that, we thank you for being a pioneer and setting the dress code precedent.
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I was the oldest guy there. None of the men in the family older than me went. One of my cousin's son arrived early, he is twenty three and he saw me and said "thank god you're here and I'm not the only guy"
so apparently the coed thing is relatively new and not widely accepted by anyone over fifty. and YES KARA I know my data is anecdotal!!
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did they atleast had cake, meat, booze, sports, tv, chess, pool, pool table, videogames, and/or fireworks for the guys?
if it was all pretty chairs, shitty pastel colored decorations and balloons with girls giggling silly at every tiny smurf shaped outfit....
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » and I was over dressed... but who cares, I'm always over dressed anyways idgaf Asura.Dameshi said: » There is actually a roller rink still in operation around here. Oddly enough, a week or so ago a couple co-workers and I were talking about going there for shits and giggles. I have also debated going there recently... Then I remember it's still a middle school thing and I think about all the kids. *shivers* Shiva.Nikolce said: » My status remains unchanged from yesterday....
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Sounds like my kind of party
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Bismarck.Misao said: » did they at least had cake, meat (shredded bbq), booze, sports on tv, pool table, videogame bowling, for the guys? if it was all pretty chairs, shitty pastel colored decorations and balloons.... both and they had little kids there which I think is also new.... I'm not a bar decorator or anything but they have a giant bar in the middle of the room and it completely depersonalizes the space.... which is weird for family gatherings.... the older women sat down around the outskirts and watched the kids run around in circles. the thirty and forty somethings grabbed stools at the bar and the teens paced around unsure.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Bismarck.Misao said: » did they at least had cake, meat (shredded bbq), booze, sports on tv, pool table, videogame bowling, for the guys? if it was all pretty chairs, shitty pastel colored decorations and balloons.... both and they had little kids there which I think is also new.... I'm not a bar decorator or anything but they have a giant bar in the middle of the room and it completely depersonalizes the space.... which is weird for family gatherings.... the older women sat down around the outskirts and watched the kids run around in circles. the thirty and forty somethings grabbed stools at the bar and the teens paced around unsure. Well, it is not unusual to have small kids in those, since sometimes they cant have a babysitter or something.
tho, it is not unusual to have the males have a side gathering/party... SOME PLACE ELSE. same room? shitty. then again, you did mention the girl was not very aware of the usual rules.... how the F would she know what a baby shower is, asides from "i'm fat, gimme stuff"? she prolly had no idea these existed and someone else planned it for her, who also had no idea what they entail. reminds me of this... bridal shower, with one guy sitting in a corner, not knowing where to look, with a "kill me now" face... as all the girls cheered wildly, while the male stripper did his thing.
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Sucker... I only got invited to help set up for the baby shower! I left and went and saw a movie while they actually had it then I got to come back to clean up and help people pack their cars. This was for my brothers kid.
They bought me lunch and paid for the movie so I thought it was pretty fair. Sometimes they invite the husband here but even thats pretty rare.
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Shiva.Spathaian said: » but then again I'd rather forget I have family outside my immediate... and even that's a stretch at times. It's so weird now... It was hard enough remembering aunts and uncles and cousins before....but now... my cousin's daughter introduces me to her boyfriend and adds that he is not the father of her baby but everyone thinks he is... well... how confusing for your daughter... I thought to myself quietly...I didn't need to know that information so I don't know why you shared it with me... /wonders Also, No Offense... But I'll make an effort to remember your current boyfriend, who is not the father of your two year old daughter, name when you bother to get married.... until then he is "Lana's boyfriend"
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I was forced to go to my kid's baby shower, and my friend didn't come. Yet he went to her cousin's baby shower...
Oddly enough that wasn't the shittiest part of that day. Me: "Are you married?"
Her: "No" Me: "Then I have no need to remember him, he shall be 'her boyfriend'" ----------------------------- Her: "Yes" Me: "I have no need to remember him. He shall be known as 'her husband'" Spath is not a nice man.
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we needed a wandering Baseball Stadium Barker
PROGRAM! Get your program here! You can't tell who is related to you without your program" there you go chief that'll be fifty cents...
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WAIT!
quick, someone develop and app for that it with pictures...tie it in with ancestory.com and you will be a *** billionare
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And make it so that it looks like you're just playing a game on your phone, that way they don't get all offended by you not knowing who they are and having to look it up.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » No Offense... But I'll make an effort to remember your current boyfriend, who is not the father of your two year old daughter, name when you bother to get married.... until then he is "Lana's boyfriend" See, I'm the other way. My cousin is 9 years younger than me, and she was more like a little sister than a cousin as she grew up. So when I went home a few years ago and she introduced me to her boyfriend -- who, keep in mind, her brother and father are already okay with -- I'm thinking, "no, I don't really need to know your name. If you hurt her, there's a reason they call them 'unmarked graves'." One might say I'm overprotective of people I care about...which is probably another on the heap of reasons kids aren't a thing in my future. VIRTUAL NAME TAG!!!
facial recognition software you kinda nonchalantly point the camera of your phone at a group of people or even as if you are taking a picture and it identifies who they are and how they are related to you... When you look at them through your phone it's like they are wearing a name tag that says "Steve Jones - Cousin Lana's Current Boyfriend, and you could add notes! "not the father of her baby"
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