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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » You're the baby-daddy! I hope they don't include this child in the study from earlier.... because all indications point to a rather confusing and disturbing childhood. ok PARKER... what are you supposed to be? the nanny? 
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: » Oh really now? Well, have you heard this one? What did the hand day to the face?! Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Bismarck.Leneth said: » Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Where in the Hell is Mos? Also the forum needs a new Greece thread to vent off. Was the last article you posted about the Greek elections in 'Random P&R'?
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Heyos. I miss you weirdos. I Shall have leisure time again next week, or maybe tomorrow if I'm super lucky.
Flav I'm gonna go see mutton busting & sheepdog finals tonight. So many lulz will be had...
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Bismarck.Misao said: » YouTube Video Placeholder The game where you had to stall on the boss fights to get the best drops. Was good times.
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Good morning Gents & Ladies!
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/02/meet-the-poor-sucker-who-only-has-100-***-left-before-his-penis-breaks-for-good/ Try not to let it ruin your day.
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For some reason I thought I said this yesterday, but I don't see that I did, so...yeah:
~1:25 p.m. yesterday, our janitor walks by, takes my trash, normal pleasantries. ~1:35 p.m. yesterday, state police show up and take janitor into custody as a major heroin distributor in western Pennsylvania, apparently tipped off by someone in the office who saw an article online where two of his cohorts were busted and he was listed as wanted, "armed and dangerous". He went peacefully, I guess, but still. I was minutes away from potential hostagedom. So...that's cool. That's a thing that happened. Link, if interested Ramyrez said: » The Zelda semi-coop game too. I said "semi-coop" because you could *** with other players, and it was pretty much my M.O. to, at some point in the night, screw over the entire group whilst bellowing, "RUPEEEEEES!" Ramyrez said: » Ramyrez said: » The Zelda semi-coop game too. I said "semi-coop" because you could *** with other players, and it was pretty much my M.O. to, at some point in the night, screw over the entire group whilst bellowing, "RUPEEEEEES!" It's been awhile since I've tested my sanity. Since it's Friday, I feel it's time to do it again. Let's see how many times I can listen to Diggy Diggy Hole today before I have to change it for my own health. Asura.Dameshi said: » Ramyrez said: » Ramyrez said: » The Zelda semi-coop game too. I said "semi-coop" because you could *** with other players, and it was pretty much my M.O. to, at some point in the night, screw over the entire group whilst bellowing, "RUPEEEEEES!" It's been awhile since I've tested my sanity. Since it's Friday, I feel it's time to do it again. Let's see how many times I can listen to Diggy Diggy Hole today before I have to change it for my own health. Yeah, that was the one. Ramyrez said: » Asura.Dameshi said: » Ramyrez said: » Ramyrez said: » The Zelda semi-coop game too. I said "semi-coop" because you could *** with other players, and it was pretty much my M.O. to, at some point in the night, screw over the entire group whilst bellowing, "RUPEEEEEES!" It's been awhile since I've tested my sanity. Since it's Friday, I feel it's time to do it again. Let's see how many times I can listen to Diggy Diggy Hole today before I have to change it for my own health. Yeah, that was the one. 
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But, listen. I know it's hard to stomach betrayal, but I have a very valid, logical, and reasonable explenation for what, on the surface, appears to be a blatant violation of trust.
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Ramyrez said: » But, listen. I know it's hard to stomach betrayal, but I have a very valid, logical, and reasonable explenation for what, on the surface, appears to be a blatant violation of trust.  You went all in on a flush again, didn't you? So... apparently this exists.
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Ramyrez said: » For some reason I thought I said this yesterday, but I don't see that I did, so...yeah It's perfectly understandable what with the morning sickness and the chocolate covered pretzel and deep fried pickle flavored ice cream cravings.... /takes temperature I can't imagine any of the protesters blocking your way at the clinic... /checks pupil response if you choose to terminate this pregnancy... but take two of these cans of bear mace with you and call me in the morning... /removes latex gloves and throws them towards the trash can but misses nurse PARKER will be in to draw some blood to check your testosterone levels... which I presume are dangerously low... /speaks into tape recorder while you can still hear Remo Ramemorez patient number 1527954 white male mid thirties Impregnated at a Hoppy 70's style "key party"... claims to have no memory of "the event". /clears throat Judging from his lack of *** I believe his testosterone has been slowly drained away over the course of many months perhaps even years to facilitate the impregnation process. Let's go ahead and bill him double the normal rate since he doesn't look very bright... Have nurse PARKER draw some blood for a series of meaningless tests and rudely suggest early termination as his best option. /spins in his chair Scientifically I am interested in what sort of "offspring" would develop.... but a small part of me has a deeply ingrained paranoia that Hoppy already purposely started the apocalypse... or she just wanted one of us to "feel her pain"......or something...
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I thought we established yesterday that Flavin is, in fact, a Hoppleganger and could have done the deed. Nik, you, yourself, were able to coax an admission of guilt out of Flavin!
What Flavin failed to realize is that he summoned his own alter-ego, who is a little obsessed with 'Karate Kid', who possessed the Hoppy "C", and we both know Mister Miagi expects total self discipline. Hoppy "L" has to be the father!
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PARKER /looks and the tool they cram up your wee hole to grab kidney stones and feints
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Flavin...could have done the deed. No, he couldn't. Though "hoppleganger" is a pretty great word, so not everything coming out of this is bad. Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Is it 4:00 PM yet? Sadly, no. And I'm not god damn pregnant. Keep this ***up and I'm going to start pounding Busch Light and punching everything in sight. How's that for a god damn testosterone response, you evil little ***. Edit: Or, to put it in Hot Shots Part Dieux parlance:  Thank you, Nik. I can kill again.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Flavin is, in fact, a Hoppleganger LMAO!!!
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Ramyrez said: » I know it's hard to stomach betrayal
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Bahamut.Kara said: » Quote: He also claims in a British documentary that his inspiration came while watching the movie The Shawshank Redemption in particular the scene where the sounds of Mozart's Figaro flood the prison yard.[citation needed] Garcia initially introduced an exercise program where the prisoners marched in unison, starting out with marching to the beat of a drum, but moved on to dancing to pop music; he began with one of his favourite songs, Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall".[4] He chose camp music such as "In the Navy" and "Y.M.C.A." by The Village People, so macho prisoners would not be offended at being asked to dance. Shawshank to the Village People? EDIT: Kidney stones sound terrible! I know someone who had them at twenty-eight, but he pounds Dr. Pepper.
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Siren.Mosin said: » Congrats on the pregnancy remo! This place is starting to be like Pod 6. "I swear to God one day soon, I'm gonna burn this whole place down." -- Captail Hazel Murphy.
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