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 Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-08 12:49:47
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I can see that you boys need some serious help....
lemme describe it in simple words....

moody tinfoiled conservative radical thinking bossy bitchy vegan.

edit: Stubborn too

it beats six feet under in a small box with a 2 x 4 and a chain whip

MANDLE IT!!!

which is new word combining "man" and "handle" meaning "to handle it like a man"

I can handle it when it is on me, but other people cant handle it and it has been bad for the past 2 weeks. also makes things very awkward and I end up being the one smoothing things on both sides.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-08 12:56:23
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
goddamnit mandle has already been made up...

mandle

huh, did. not. see. that. coming.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-01-08 12:57:24
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
goddamnit mandle has already been made up...

mandle

huh, did. not. see. that. coming.
You are blind then sir.
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-08 13:00:26
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
goddamnit mandle has already been made up...

mandle

huh, did. not. see. that. coming.
You are blind then sir.

It does sound like something you don't really want done to you in an alley, and after reading down a bit, that appears to be one of its definitions.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-08 13:06:21
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-08 13:15:52
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Bahamut.Kara said: »
Well, try being mistaken for the parent when you are thirteen.

yeah but now you got a sweet life with hammer penis and snow baby over there in freaky deaky denmark... I bet you wouldn't trade it.

adversity builds character and stuff and junk.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-08 13:17:48
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
I can handle it when it is on me, but other people cant handle it and it has been bad for the past 2 weeks. also makes things very awkward and I end up being the one smoothing things on both sides.....

PARKER /pours misao a whiskey

Bismarck.Misao said: »
*** YOU!

I got this!

way better...

PARKER /spit cleans the glass
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-08 13:33:00
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-08 13:37:53
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
I can handle it when it is on me, but other people cant handle it and it has been bad for the past 2 weeks. also makes things very awkward and I end up being the one smoothing things on both sides.
Read: He kills them all.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-01-08 13:54:04
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
I can handle it when it is on me, but other people cant handle it and it has been bad for the past 2 weeks. also makes things very awkward and I end up being the one smoothing things on both sides.
Read: He kills them all.
Just call him Sanderman.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-08 15:09:35
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sub i ate from the usual place was sub par today :(
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-08 15:26:08
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
sub i ate from the usual place was sub par today :(
So it was average?
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-01-08 15:47:17
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Bahamut.Kara said: »
Ramyrez said: »

Edit:*this always made for seriously uncomfortable situations when we would take the twins places during the summer while their parents were at work. We frequently got mistaken for being their parents, and that's really, really irritating.
Lol.

Well, try being mistaken for the parent when you are thirteen. The absolute bitchery and assholishness was lovely to behold from "adults"

Milamber has known my sister since she was five. She came to visit us for the summer or holidays every year we were in the states. If you're a couple with kid(s) in tow it's assumed they are yours.

Late, but my GOD! What is wrong with people?

The same happened when my HS sweetheart were taking my cousins (who were four and five at the time) out for ice cream, so my mother and aunt could indulge in some face-to-face sister time alone. I think we were sixteen or seventeen at the time.

This duo includes the one who called a lady "fet" ("fat" in English) in queue at the grocery store. I think it was the same summer.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-08 15:58:38
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
sub i ate from the usual place was sub par today :(
So it was average?

prolly a 5/10 from the usual 8/10
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-01-08 15:59:34
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
sub i ate from the usual place was sub par today :(
So it was average?

prolly a 5/10 from the usual 8/10
did you find a hole in one?
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-01-08 16:02:49
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too much mayo, tomato cut was thicker, meat lacked presence, little to no italian sauce.

not even amazing rootbeer could save it.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-01-08 17:29:07
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Things I don't understand:

You never talk to me at all ever even when I pass you in the hallway. Why do you now decide that its cool to talk to me when you roll up to the urinal next to mine. No I don't care how you're doing and right now I'm working on something else here.

Why is it every time you hear someone tell you they got fired they were always the best employee in that whole god damn place?
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-09 08:30:22
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morning all. ugh. sorry I wasn't on last night, I had to let the body mend...

Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
You never talk to me at all ever even when I pass you in the hallway. Why do you now decide that its cool to talk to me when you roll up to the urinal next to mine. No I don't care how you're doing and right now I'm working on something else here.


he's a creep.


Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Why is it every time you hear someone tell you they got fired they were always the best employee in that whole god damn place?

because they're deluded narcissistic ***-o's.


Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
why do people that just want to be left alone stick their noses int everyone elses ***?

they're pathological lairs & really want to be knee deep in da ***.

I hope this clears some things up, come back to me if you need further assistance, padawan.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-01-09 08:33:29
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Sometimes I think I should get married just for cake & booze.
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-09 08:35:25
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Sometimes I think I should get married just for cake & booze.

Buy a box of Hostess cupcakes and a fifth of JD.

It will cost you about 1/10,000 of the price of the average idiotic American wedding and the hangover will only last a day, not a lifetime.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-09 08:38:34
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Ramyrez said: »
Buy a box of Hostess cupcakes and a fifth of JD.

It will cost you about 1/10,000 of the price of the average idiotic American wedding and the hangover will only last a day, not a lifetime.
Timeless quote right there.
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-09 08:40:58
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To clarify, I'm not against marriage in general (obviously), but I'm pretty sure a lot of girls rush to get married just so they can have "their special day".

And "their special day" is one fun day followed by years of regret and eventually a divorce because they rushed into a comittment based on a fairy tale that literally can't be real. And then racked up a $50,000 pricetag while they were at it.

That and I actually have a serious vendetta against the American notion of overpriced diamond rings and extravagent ceremonies somehow being the standard for how much "love" exists in a marriage.

This country is so materialistic it makes me want to bleed out of the eyes.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-01-09 08:50:45
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I'd probably do it just for the cake...
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By Cerberus.Conagh 2015-01-09 08:52:41
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Anna Ruthven said: »
I'd probably do it just for the cake...

Would this suffice?

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By Anna Ruthven 2015-01-09 08:53:35
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Cerberus.Conagh said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
I'd probably do it just for the cake...

Would this suffice?

Yeah, she's pretty. Why not?
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-09 08:53:50
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Anna Ruthven said: »
I'd probably do it just for the cake...

On a more pragmatic note, I've never had wedding cake that was really all that good, and I've been to at least three weddings a year for the past 15 years or so.

Seriously. If Hostess is too low brow for you, go to your local bakery and drop $5 on a high-end cupcake.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-09 08:54:43
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No wait! /puts on his director beret

I see a lot of potential in girlboy being the first bigendered forum moderator to legally marry himself!

PARKER We need to get a hold of "E" and the "say yes to the dress" people... and lifetime and the other fifty channels nobody watches.

We'll start a bidding war!

I tell you, this project has everything! /holds his hands out like a frame

We'll invite the whole town... it will have the inbred Texarkana okie from muskogee southern belle debutante duck dynasty bearded slack jawed cheese *** gap toothed sequins cowboy boots giant hats alligator skins tutus black lace ...
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-01-09 08:54:45
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Ramyrez said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
I'd probably do it just for the cake...

On a more pragmatic note, I've never had wedding cake that was really all that good, and I've been to at least three weddings a year for the past 15 years.
How do you know that many people?
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-09 08:55:36
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Yeah, she's pretty. Why not?

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By Cerberus.Conagh 2015-01-09 08:55:48
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Cerberus.Conagh said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
I'd probably do it just for the cake...

Would this suffice?

Yeah, she's pretty. Why not?

I was talking about the cake Anna!
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