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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-10-09 17:50:29
Or he could be a romanticized, transforming, bearded literary genius!
Your move!
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Ragnarok.Raenil
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
By Ragnarok.Raenil 2014-10-09 17:51:37
I withdraw my option, yours is clearly superior in every way.
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-10-09 17:54:33
I withdraw my option, yours is clearly superior in every way. Spath the dominating *** wins again! *captain Morgan pose*
Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-09 17:57:16
What just happened? Was I just raped?
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-10-09 18:01:24
What just happened? Was I just raped? I like to think you were willing.
Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-09 18:07:30
Yeahhhh... It still hurts, though.
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-10-09 18:10:23
Yeahhhh... It still hurts, though. I told you to use the lube...
Why am I still doing this. ._.;
Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-09 18:22:18
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Lakshmi.Aelius
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Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
By Lakshmi.Aelius 2014-10-09 18:22:55
What just happened? Was I just raped?
Shhh, just let it happen.
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-10-09 18:24:15
Pretty much. That and caffeine... Cold pressed Toddy aaaaaand chocolate Toddy cake with espresso frosting yeeeeea~
Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-10-09 20:36:01
This place is *** depressing past 5...
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2014-10-10 08:20:42
/drops off coffee, donuts, cheese kurds/curls, and poetry off for Ni.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-10 08:41:11
What just happened? Was I just raped married?
MAZAL TOV!!!
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-10 09:04:38
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »/drops off coffee, donuts, cheese kurds/curls, and poetry off for Ni.
/uses a push broom to shove everything into the incinerator
no offense skully, but we have a very serious ebola outbreak in RT...
PARKER!!!! make sure skully stays in the Bubble Boy isolation chamber...
Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-10 09:15:55
What the hell, man? You tryin' to take my job away or something?
/snatches broom away and stalks off angrily
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-10 09:20:04
This place is *** depressing past 5...
WE'RE CLOSED!!!!
PARKER Edit: couldn't find the scene from Desperado when they are cleaning up the bar after the shootout and some tourists try to come in and Bucho yells "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT WE ARE *** CLOSED!!!"
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-10 09:22:00
What the hell, man? You tryin' to take my job away or something?
/snatches broom away and stalks off angrily
sorry man I thought you were on break...
that was some wedding last night btw... phew!
grats and l'chaim and stuff...
Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-10-10 09:56:38
-puts skull under the rug-
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-10-10 10:19:55
hey NI, how YOU doin'?!?!?
can I buy you a drink? take you somewhere classier maybe? hmmmm?
VIP
Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 9534
By Odin.Jassik 2014-10-10 10:22:49
hey NI, how YOU doin'?!?!?
can I buy you a drink? take you somewhere classier maybe? hmmmm?
Double stoli greyhound, light on the ice. I'm going to need to be pretty loose for you to have a chance.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-10-10 10:26:36
Double stoli greyhound, light on the ice. I'm going to need to be pretty loose for you to have a chance.
nice choice!
parker get all dolled up in a 50's era bartender get up, & get this man some stolichnaya! I'll be having the house's finest bourbon, on the rocks, please. actually get me two. I have two hands.
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-10 10:32:28
What the hell, man? You tryin' to take my job away or something?
/snatches broom away and stalks off angrily
sorry man I thought you were on break...
that was some wedding last night btw... phew!
grats and l'chaim and stuff... Yeah, but it didn't work out, so we got a divorce.
Edit: Now, the girl I'll be dating tonight... she might be The One.
Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-10-10 10:52:47
What the hell, man? You tryin' to take my job away or something?
/snatches broom away and stalks off angrily
sorry man I thought you were on break...
that was some wedding last night btw... phew!
grats and l'chaim and stuff... Yeah, but it didn't work out, so we got a divorce.
Edit: Now, the girl I'll be dating tonight... she might be...

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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-10 10:53:17
Cousin Dipshit begins his nonsensical phone campaign to take over the world uncle pork chop's house in the ghetto....
I had to hear the story! so now you have to!... so there.
for no apparent reason, cousin dipshit called my mother in law demanding that the rent money being collected every month from uncle pork chop's house in the ghetto ($400) be placed into a trust fund... for him.
"he probably means escrow account" I told my wife.. "trust funds are for children...but he doesn't know what wtf he is talking about..."
Never mind that uncle pork chop's will clearly states that all his material possessions go to his wife, who is still alive.
Or that the law in this matter would clearly side with Autie pork chop if cousin dipshit were to contest the will in court.
NO! It's all your base homes are belongs to him because REASONS!
Because somehow and at some point in the late 70's cousin dipshit was the cosigner on the original home loan, then in the late eighties, uncle pork chop refinanced and cousin dipshit's name was dropped off the mortgage.
So cousin dipshit's argument now is..... /drumroll
HE WAS MENTALLY INCOMPETENT IN 1987 WHEN HE SIGNED THE HOUSE BACK OVER TO HIS DAD
/cymbal crash
/temple rub
So.....I continue to beg my wife and family not to get involved, let him get a lawyer and contest the will if he wants to, leave him alone, let him say whatever the hell crazy nonsense he wants....
None of his crazy *** will matter in a united states court of law. There is no need to get emotionally involved, he is a very disturbed person.
All of your weapons of logic... and common sense... and legal precedent... and what is right and fair and moral and just and kind and good and worthy.... are completely useless against stupid crazy people
cousin dipshit wants money... and until he gets it he is going to roll around on the floor throwing a temper tantrum. Why?
because when he was a little boy, cousin dipshit threw a temper tantrum and auntie pork chop caved in and rewarded that bad behavior with some money....
LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT on and on and on and on FOR FIFTY *** YEARS
cousin dipshit is broken in the way that all spoiled children are broken. When you reward bad behavior, you get bad people.
You can't go back, you can't fix it later, spoiled kids are eternally and forever *** up beyond all recognition.... THE END!
But that's not the end because you have to keep dealing with them forfuckingeverandeverandeverandeverandever.
cousin dipshit will forever be a HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE child rolling around on the ground, crying for MORE!!! Just try to ignore him and move on people... nothing to see here... /waves the traffic on by
/wipes brow
God damn, crazy people are exhausting.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-10-10 10:59:14
I've always been pissed off when left stuff. I'd rather have those people back for 1 more beer every time.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-10 11:00:23
WAIT!!!!... I forgot to involve ethiopian coffee into the story!!!
/pencils it in
AND THEN WE ALL HAD FRENCH PRESSED ETHIOPIAN COFFEE AND REALIZED HOW BAD XUEYE SUCKS AT WRITING!
THE END!
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-10-10 11:03:34
If Cousin Dipshit was mentally incompetent in 1987, would it be that far off to assume that he's mentally incompetent now? LOL! What a ***! Holding his elderly mother's feet to the fire like that.
Turn the Hurricane Sandy machine on him, Nik!
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2014-10-10 11:05:13
-puts skull under the rug- Kinky....
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-10-10 11:06:58
If Cousin Dipshit was mentally incompetent in 1987, would it be that far off to assume that he's mentally incompetent now? LOL! What a ***! Holding his elderly mother's feet to the fire like that.
Turn the Hurricane Sandy machine on him, Nik! Not necassarily... legally speaking.
The way Nik presents the whole thing thought it would seem like it's just another trip to make believe land in an attempt to get that money!
Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-10-10 11:10:07
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree

Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present

Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
February 1st, 2012
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Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
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