Bismarck.Misao said: »
free week? *** that ***.
bitter much? *** yeaah.
bitter much? *** yeaah.
that's all you needed, I think we're all on the same page about the rest :)
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that's all you needed, I think we're all on the same page about the rest :)
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Odin.Jassik said: » Although, it would probably be just as fun to crash a divorce party as it was to crash bachelorette parties. Oh, to be young again... Did you happen to receive cotton panties (they can be still lacily lined) during your scavenger hunt, hmmm? /snickers
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Hmmm...To make a thread on the topic of Scottish Independence before lunch or not to? That is the question. I just hate feeling the need to "babysit" threads of my making. Urgh! morning! may as well.
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like seriously, *** that
/still bitter
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » So, you and your wife had to do all the arrangements for the funeral and this guy just waltzes in? I lucked out? sort of... my wife's father stepped in and handled it like a BOSS when I collapsed under the weight of the kidney stones... I'm still sore and weary from my ordeal and half convinced the uncle pork chop story will end... "Postcard from prison, wild brawl erupts at funeral..." my wife is concerned cousin dipshit is going to hit her up for money at the funeral... which would result in her having to post bail for me... after I try to stuff his unconscious body in one of the display coffins...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » my wife is concerned cousin dipshit is going to hit her up for money at the funeral... which would result in her having to post bail for me... after I try to stuff his unconscious body in one of the display coffins... kick his *** in the bathroom, chances are his back will be turned & there will be slim to no witnesses.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Odin.Jassik said: » Although, it would probably be just as fun to crash a divorce party as it was to crash bachelorette parties. Oh, to be young again... Did you happen to receive cotton panties (they can be still lacily lined) during your scavenger hunt, hmmm? /snickers Someday I'll share the tale of the traveling stripper skirt, but not today.
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Codename: Chloroform
>offer to give the money > propose trip to the bank > take out cash > give it to him > on the way back, chloroform him > take cash back > dump him in casket with uncle > bury him alive > say he left town with the money without saying thanks > people will think he is a douche-bag jerk who left with money
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Siren.Mosin said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » my wife is concerned cousin dipshit is going to hit her up for money at the funeral... which would result in her having to post bail for me... after I try to stuff his unconscious body in one of the display coffins... kick his *** in the bathroom, chances are his back will be turned & there will be slim to no witnesses. you know you are evil when you think "I need to remember to check him for a cell phone before stashing his corpse in the bottom of uncle pork chop's grave...so they can't ping it and realize he is down there"
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oh and have him gagged, and cuffed on both hands,feet
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he'll have a 'moment of clarity' at some point, realize what a jerk-off he's been, then double-down on the degeneration to punish himself.
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Bismarck.Misao said: » oh and have him gagged, and cuffed on both hands,feet I like where your head is at! I thought about wire ties...and the difficulty of slipping in the rear naked choke while wearing a suit coat... even if I can't actually bury him I think it would be kinda cool if he woke up inside a coffin...
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Whoops, I forgot that I had to thoroughly enjoy every little aspect of my job. Pardon me for my slip up and I promise I won't have issues with monotonous meetings in the future.
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: » Whoops, I forgot that I had to thoroughly enjoy every little aspect of my job. Pardon me for my slip up and I promise I won't have issues with monotonous meetings in the future. wut?
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I take it, it is a comment due to RT's talk about "work sucks" comments a day or 2 ago.
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Siren.Mosin said: » I bet it's somehow flav's fault. I had to backread to remember I was also busting his balls for griping.... you gotta use quotes so people with short attention spans.... something something... PARKER Edit: mag had it coming! has been bitching like an old drunken trailer park *** since he took that jerb!
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geezus PARKER
you tell a guy to clean the toilets with his tongue one time and he never lets it go....
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-sets lawn on fire-
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Bismarck.Misao said: » Codename: Chloroform >offer to give the money > propose trip to the bank > take out cash > give it to him > on the way back, chloroform him > take cash back > dump him in casket with uncle > bury him alive > say he left town with the money without saying thanks > people will think he is a douche-bag jerk who left with money
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Cerberus.Tikal said: » Chloroform only lasts as long as you apply it. :( well quit hogging all the goodies, focker! /swipesthechloroformragfromtikal /inhalesdeeply nighty night, ***!
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Cerberus.Tikal said: » Chloroform only lasts as long as you apply it. :( it's great for quick naps and quietly subduing people!
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Cerberus.Tikal said: » Chloroform only lasts as long as you apply it. :( not in the movies!
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Siren.Mosin said: » I bet it's somehow flav's fault.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Siren.Mosin said: » I bet it's somehow flav's fault. I had to backread to remember I was also busting his balls for griping.... you gotta use quotes so people with short attention spans.... something something... PARKER Edit: mag had it coming! has been bitching like an old drunken trailer park *** since he took that jerb!
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Odin.Jassik said: » Caitsith.Zahrah said: » Odin.Jassik said: » Although, it would probably be just as fun to crash a divorce party as it was to crash bachelorette parties. Oh, to be young again... Did you happen to receive cotton panties (they can be still lacily lined) during your scavenger hunt, hmmm? /snickers Someday I'll share the tale of the traveling stripper skirt, but not today. Just making sure you didn't end up with the dreaded period panties! BUM BUM BUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM! Have you been smacked with a giant, smiling, phallic inflatable? Bismarck.Magnuss said: » Whoops, I forgot that I had to thoroughly enjoy every little aspect of my job. Pardon me for my slip up and I promise I won't have issues with monotonous meetings in the future. Nobody enjoys every aspect of their job.
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/puts on doctor mask
I think he caught Mosin's acute bitchyosis... PARKER! prep for surgery! I need a bottle of scotch... and get one for mag... and beer chasers... and some MMA YouTube Video Placeholder
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PARKER Edit: 4 Mag <3
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