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Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-09-03 10:27:09
I still love the face of that doll
lol
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-03 10:29:31
I'm sorry, I know you mean well... but I have a deep and unrelenting hatred of puppetry...
/ignites pilot light on flamethrower
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-09-03 10:31:47
man, you've either got to be dumb as a rock, or have balls made of titanium to strap that ***on your back & head into battle.
where are we going? into a firefight? is there an over-sized napalm bomb you can strap on my back before we roll out? yo?
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-03 10:33:42
I think I've seen too many horror movies to compensate for the forbidden fruit factor of childhood TV.
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Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-09-03 10:34:32

-weakness acquired-!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-09-03 10:34:58
looks kinda like your ugly ashe pic, lol.
Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-09-03 10:38:22
America Puppets will destroy the world someday.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-03 10:43:03
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Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-09-03 10:46:20
where is that puppet with the knife from?
I know I seen the adds for that movie ages ago, but never actually seen one of them.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-03 10:47:55
where is that puppet with the knife from?
I know I seen the adds for that movie ages ago, but never actually seen one of them.
Puppetmaster. I'm sure you've seen it/heard of it at some point. It's been in AMC's (I think it's AMC's) pre-Halloween rotation for a couple of decades now.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-03 10:49:52
I also hate clowns, jugglers, mimes, unicycle riders....
[four hours later.....]
and everyone else in the child entertainment industry...
also! canadians, french and french canadians and canadians that speak french and....
[several more hours pass....]
and the dutch!
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Valefor.Sehachan
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 24219
By Valefor.Sehachan 2014-09-03 10:52:13
What about this instead
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Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 9534
By Odin.Jassik 2014-09-03 10:54:03
What about this instead

A unicycle with a training wheel!
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-03 11:03:45
I also hate clowns, jugglers, mimes, unicycle riders....
[four hours later.....]
and everyone else in the child entertainment industry...
also! canadians, french and french canadians and canadians that speak french and....
[several more hours pass....]
and the dutch!
Have you ever been in a room with nothing but people using sign language?
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VIP
Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 9534
By Odin.Jassik 2014-09-03 11:06:14
I also hate clowns, jugglers, mimes, unicycle riders....
[four hours later.....]
and everyone else in the child entertainment industry...
also! canadians, french and french canadians and canadians that speak french and....
[several more hours pass....]
and the dutch!
Have you ever been in a room with nothing but people using sign language?
OMG it's the creepiest thing ever. At least when people are speaking a foreign language you can pretend you're not out of place.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-03 11:11:13
OMG it's the creepiest thing ever. At least when people are speaking a foreign language you can pretend you're not out of place.
YES! When it doesn't register right away the exaggerated pantomimes and the silence are even creepier!
Weirdest Starbucks moment ever!
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Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 9534
By Odin.Jassik 2014-09-03 11:15:09
OMG it's the creepiest thing ever. At least when people are speaking a foreign language you can pretend you're not out of place.
YES! When it doesn't register right away the exaggerated pantomimes and the silence are even creepier!
Weirdest Starbucks moment ever!
Not to mention how awkward it is when you go to scratch your ear and wonder if you just insulted someone's mom or something.
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-03 11:15:54
Have you ever been in a room with nothing but people using sign language?
No... but I worked with a deaf girl (or insert the politically correct term here) at mcdonalds when I was a kid...
I was on bin (which meant you told the other people how much of whatever to make) and she was on fish and instead of watching me for hand signs she kept turning her back to me >.< so I threw a pickle at her to get her attention, which apparently upset her greatly
long story short she quit because it was "too much for her" even though being on fish is so easy a monkey could do it if we could get make a fuggin hair net that big.
fish is so easy whoever is on fries or nuggets usually does it. fish is so easy we never even put someone on it on fridays during lent... being put on fish is an insult to HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE people...
I could go on....
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Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 9534
By Odin.Jassik 2014-09-03 11:27:14
I had a coworker when I was in a dealer shop that had gotten a DUI and was required to attend AA classes. The foreman determined it was my job to drive him there (whatever, overtime and free coffee). I had dropped him off at the community center and ran to rent a movie and grab some takeout, then came back to wait for him. I decided to just go inside, but they had moved the AA meeting to a different room and I stumbled into the deaf support group meeting. So, I come barging into a completely silent room with my chinese food, realize I'm in the wrong place, then (like a total moron) asked them where the AA meeting was and waited a good 30 seconds with no response before slowing backing out of the room.
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-03 11:35:58
one of the catalysts for me loosing my restaurant picking privileges was a trip to a long john silvers where everyone including the patrons were HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE...
after much confusion the manager came out and informed me that in appreciation for him hiring so many HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE people the whole HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE school came there that night for dinner.... lucky us.
As we left and drove around the building we saw all the short buses parked on the opposite side of the building... which did little to nurse my paranoid brain sores that the whole world had collapsed into some kind of HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE zombie apocalypse.... or at least that town...which I never went back to.
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Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 9534
By Odin.Jassik 2014-09-03 11:39:30
It's so inefficient to use multiple short buses...
Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-09-03 11:44:48
I had a coworker who had to use an hearing aid or he couldn't hear ***.
one day, we got assigned to add some large decals to a minivan
so on the area we where working, they had some old Mexican songs playing on the radio.
He was standing about 5-6 ft away, and he asks If I hear the song that was currently playing...
I look at him, look back at the radio, look back at him with a confused face, tap my ear and tell him I don't hear ***.
he got so *** pissed he ran back to the office and stayed there for the rest of the day... lol
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-03 12:19:24
on a serious note... uncle pork chop isn't doing too hot and he wants me to call his estranged son...
I'm thinking something along the lines of "if you have any interest at all in seeing your dad again while he is still alive you should probably call/come home now..."
but since english is his second language I don't want it to sound like a threat that I'm going to kill him or something...
Edit: and my wife says I need to nice it up...
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Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
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By Odin.Jassik 2014-09-03 12:37:17
on a serious note... uncle pork chop isn't doing too hot and he wants me to call his estranged son...
I'm thinking something along the lines of "if you have any interest at all in seeing your dad again while he is still alive you should probably come home now..."
but since english is his second language I don't want it to sound like a threat that I'm going to kill him or something...
If it gets him home to see his dad, let him think it's a threat. Maybe it will awaken some feelings he's been smothering.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-03 12:40:15
I think the AA/Chinese story wins.
That's sad. Hopefully, estranged son and Uncle Pork Chop can make amends.
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-03 12:44:21
he is a living warning and a case study in how close some of us are, to going completely off the rails and cartwheeling into the valley of darkness and then bursting into flames before drowning in a sewage treatment plant.
he was a man once.... with a wife and two kids and a house and a job. typical american dream stuff. addictions to alcohol and gambling ended all of that in a startling eye blink and now he is a bum.
I haven't spoken to him in twenty years so I am hoping the very fact that I am calling him will convey the sense of urgency I need to deliver to him without me having to actually come out and say it.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-03 12:57:07
I hope it works also. Family rifts are always sad. Coupled with his other personal problems...Ouch!
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-09-03 13:07:17
<-Debbie Downer
I should probably go be old and depressing somewhere else... I just got roped into helping "make the arrangements"...
being a responsible adult sucks!
PARKER!!! fire the childhood ray!
I want to go skin my knee on the playground running to the swing set!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-09-03 13:25:21
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-09-03 13:39:25
I'm thinking something along the lines of "if you have any interest at all in seeing your dad again while he is still alive you should probably call/come home now..."
don't listen to your wife, & don't pussyfoot around, this is the exact right thing to say (coming from a semi-estranged son)
I should probably go be old and depressing somewhere else... I just got roped into helping "make the arrangements"...
no, you sonofabitch, you stay put.
*** no, & they're trying to ruin my day today, as well.
brb lunch.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree

Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present

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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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