#Purple_outfits~
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
If I could is start wearing more purple/dye my hair. *lesigh*
So I was getting ready to leave the house this morning with Kat in the pram when I looked out the front door window to see a large yellow jacket nest on the ground. About 5ft from the door. It's about 7" high and 10" wide.
Lovely. I called Mil (he's been traveling for work all week) and he says go to stark (kind of like a home depot) and buy wasp killer or use boiling water. I'm thinking I'll use both. Everything online says to attack after dusk, so I'll do that in 12~ hours. Use the wasp pesticide killer from a long distance and then wait 30-60 minutes and douse the nest with boiling water mixed with detergent. What has everyone else done with yellow jacket nests?
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Be sure to check if it is legal to destroy/move the nest as private person before. In Germany this is illegal.
Depending on the kind of wesp this can be a dangerous task without protective clothes and if one manages to mark you you will be in your house calling for help anyway before you can leave it again.
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Yeah, I read about that in Germany.
Denmark at the moment has no laws on removal of wasps (or hornets as they probably are) mainly because they didn't really migrate here until last year. Our summers are usually too short and too cold for them. http://cphpost.dk/news/watch-out-for-giant-hornets.9958.html So far they aren't agressive but the nest has only been there for 24-36~ hours.
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Morning ni. finally *** friday. I may have to break my booze restrictions tonight. one of those weeks...
Bahamut.Kara said: » So far they aren't agressive but the nest has only been there for 24-36~ hours. kill it while it is young and weak. Mil is 100% right, boiling water or common pest killers will do brilliantly. if I were you though, I'd bat my pretty eyes, & ask a random neighbor to do the killing for me, no sense in risking life & limb with ample dim-witted men around. generally us males are up for a battle versus nature, whether it behooves us or not.
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Bahamut.Kara said: » I'm thinking I'll use both. /revokes Mil's dad license It's probably too late but.... 1.) don't do anything 2.) don't do anything that involves poison while you're breastfeeding 3.) and definitely don't do anything without someone else there at the house to help you if things go bad. they should stay inside the house with a phone to dial 911 or whatever number you call in stupid denmark Let's imagine the wasp killer isn't super effective, the wasps pour out of the hive in a berserk rage and sting you a million times in the throat and as your throat closes your eyes well up with tears because the baby is inside a locked house...how long it will be before Mil comes home to find you all dead? way to go Mil, you just killed your whole family, you ***! "Being the Dad" includes, but is not limited to, the manly handling of all dangerous situations. whenever your wife calls, or texts or emails IT'S NOT FOR TIPS ON WHERE TO SHOP FOR WASP KILLER!!! The correct response is /powdered toast man voice LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME! and then you heroically race over there and save the day. go to stark /scoffs loudly /draws his hand back for a back hand slap why I oughta...
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Siren.Mosin said: » Mil is 100% WRONG s'matter wit u the only way he could have been any wronger was to tell her to throw the baby at the hive and run around it in circles. /gets his special man card corner cutting scissors out of the teak wood box
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Mil is seriously allergic to wasps.
However, after reading about how many wasps might be in a hive of this size I contacted a wasp removal company. Hopefully they live up to their motto and are here in 4-12 hours. ***I agree about waiting for another adult. I decided to do that as Mil will get home around midnight. But now -hopefully- it will be removed by then.
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Bahamut.Kara said: » Mil is seriously allergic to wasps. However, after reading about how many wasps might be in a hive of this size I called wasp removal company. Hopefully they live up to their motto and are here in 4-12 hours. ***I agree about waiting for an adult. I decided to do that as Mil will get home around midnight. But now -hopefully- it will be removed by then. well ok... but that was Mil's job to call the wasp removal company if he couldn't be there to handle the situation. we need to have a stern talking to with that boy.... /disappointingly folds arms across chest
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » s'matter wit u well I thought he'd be gone for a while, & Kara seems smart enough to kill some god damned bugs without fatal consequences, I wouldn't send her out into the yard with a .22 vs. a bear. I think you're being over dramatic here, mein bruder.
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I argue that he's not being overly dramatic enough!
Could you imagine the spiral of depression he would find himself in as he gets out of his car at the midnight and finds his wife dead strangled by the choke hold of the might wasp! His baby inside crying and starving having been left alone for hours and hours without the mother person?!!?!
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Siren.Mosin said: » Morning ni. finally *** friday. I may have to break my booze restrictions tonight. one of those weeks... Bahamut.Kara said: » So far they aren't agressive but the nest has only been there for 24-36~ hours. kill it while it is young and weak. Mil is 100% right, boiling water or common pest killers will do brilliantly. if I were you though, I'd bat my pretty eyes, & ask a random neighbor to do the killing for me, no sense in risking life & limb with ample dim-witted men around. generally us males are up for a battle versus nature, whether it behooves us or not.
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » I argue that he's not being overly dramatic enough! you would. Anna Ruthven said: » In the next week or two, we're starting a job for the oil company and we'll need our packer, so we've been working on it. Part way through, wasps start pouring out of the cooling fins. I get to watch my cousin flail a 2x2 board around, run away, and fall on his *** twice. Oh, we got it running too. this is when you pull out your phone & record him flailing & screaming like a school girl, then post it to liveleak & link it right here. would. have. made. my. morning.
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Thank you for stating the obvious mosin! I just did!
Break out the booze my friend and suckle at its generous and mind numbing teet... everything will be ok again...
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Siren.Mosin said: » I think you're being over dramatic here, mein bruder. and chauvinistic. but the point is the baby is six months old. You don't ever leave babies alone. Not in a car, not in a house, no where. Here is a good rule of thumb when you are alone with a baby. If you can't do something safely with the baby in your arms, you don't do it at all.
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Break out the booze my friend and suckle at its generous and mind numbing teet... everything will be ok again... Idk... his estrogen levels are through the roof! he might also need to shoot a gun, eat a steak and watch some football....
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Break out the booze my friend and suckle at its generous and mind numbing teet... everything will be ok again... Idk... his estrogen levels are through the roof! he might also need to shoot a gun, eat a steak and watch some football.... I love/hate you two.
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Siren.Mosin said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Break out the booze my friend and suckle at its generous and mind numbing teet... everything will be ok again... Idk... his estrogen levels are through the roof! he might also need to shoot a gun, eat a steak and watch some football.... I love/hate you two. that's just the estrogen talking... PARKER!!! prepare the operating room for an emergency sissy~ectomy!
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Here is a picture. I was surprised it was built on paving stones. I thought they liked trees and open ground.
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PARKER Edit:
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Bahamut.Kara said: » Here is a picture. I was surprised it was built on paving stones. I thought they liked trees and open ground. 
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Ah no :)
It's (to me) large but it's not HUGE. It's less than 2 days old and about the size of an army helmet. Some story I read today mentioned a nest 12ft Edited
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » sissy~ectomy! I'm too dumb to get what sissy comments I was making. I need to get more sleep. & turn off the alarm sounds you posted. also, you'll have to sedate me, I'm not going down without a fight. /gnashesteethfromhisstraightjacket
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 PARKER his testicles are the size of raisins.... and his titties are already a B cup... there isn't any more time! Give me 300 CCs of moonshine and run it wide open PARKER: 300 CCs Moonshine wide open YouTube Video Placeholder We're loosing him PARKER look at the curl on those eyelashes! Give me some footage of Chuck Liddel beating the hell out of someone STAT! YouTube Video Placeholder
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Siren.Mosin said: » I'm too dumb to get what sissy comments I was making. /shines bright light in eyes to check for dilatation response /looks concerned Siren.Mosin said: » I need to get more sleep. PARKER punch him in the arm again Siren.Mosin said: » I love you HARDER PARKER Siren.Mosin said: » I got mad & went to sleep.! USE THE HAMMER!!! Siren.Mosin said: » my daughter set up a tent in my man cave & was in ear-shot of the TV all night, so I had to keep it G rated.. Heat up the EKG PARKER Siren.Mosin said: » I like your style... Siren.Mosin said: » peach tea... CLEAR!!! YouTube Video Placeholder
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O good god, I really do need booze, don't I?
maybe robin williams was on to something....
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PARKER keep an eye on him... if he starts crying, hit him with the surgical 2x4
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LOL! Why do I have the mental image of Nik and Mos (age ten) daring and double daring each other to shoot the nest with a water gun?
IDK. I'd definitely call someone to remove it, especially it being around the front door. I had to have honey bees professionally removed from the chimney of my first house. They're not as aggressive as hornets though. Ugh! Hornets! /squirms
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