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By Valefor.Applebottoms 2013-07-23 13:50:08
Only difference is I don't have the accent. Lol.
In other news, Charles Z's hopes and dreams got crushed. D: I was really rooting for him:
Radio station cancels Taylor Swift contest
...really wanted him to smell her hair.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-07-23 13:52:56
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By Valefor.Applebottoms 2013-07-23 13:53:18
Had those Sunday, were delicious. :D
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-07-23 13:54:47
Valefor.Applebottoms said: »Only difference is I don't have the accent. Lol.
In other news, Charles Z's hopes and dreams got crushed. D: I was really rooting for him:
Radio station cancels Taylor Swift contest
...really wanted him to smell her hair. WHY? WOULD THEY STOP HIM FROM WINNING?????????
Lame.....
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By Valefor.Applebottoms 2013-07-23 13:55:27
For the same reason they stopped her from performing at a school for the Deaf.
THE ***.
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
Server: Carbuncle
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-07-23 14:00:56
Valefor.Applebottoms said: »For the same reason they stopped her from performing at a school for the Deaf.
THE ***. I blame Kanye........
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Server: Shiva
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Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-07-23 14:38:43
and Nik will be putting plans in motion to destroy the majority of the world shortly...
my diabolical plan was put into motion long ago....
It was slow at first, but before long the health nazis gravitated to plastic water bottles like bugs to the zapper.
The empties started piling up and my dream of constructing of my own floating evil island fortress out of empty water bottles was at last coming true...
The crushed, broken and otherwise unusable bottles were heat spun into the plastic thread ropes that lash the intact ones all together... and faster than you can say Aquafina, my island was the size of new york city.
I'm not sorry. I need my lair to be masive and completely mobile and lashing together huge oceanliners was too expensive to build and maintain. They stick out of the water like giant sore thumbs anyways. No, I wanted more than a cruise ship city. I wanted a real city that I could float anywhere!
At first I considered plastic 55 gallon drums, but that too, was far too expensive. I needed a whole mountain of something that floats.
And then it came to me in a dream. A wonderous diabolical dream. Sell bottled water! Get idiots to pay for the monstrous number of plastic bottles I would need.
The smell of molten pastic filled the air and the cancer rates in the nearby towns tripled.... but all I could do was laugh as my migrant worker army hand tied all the bottles together quickly filling the harbor...
Then I just put up a "clean fill wanted" sign and sat back while truckload after truckload of earth was dumped on top of the floating water bottle mountain.
And now for phase two. The frac drills are allready plunging deep into justin beiber's property in los angeles and once they hit the fault lines all of california will fall into the ocean. All of the other drills have already reached their targets for the stress points attaching new york city, washington dc, chicago, the pacific northwest and florida to the continental plate. With a little luck they will all slide into the water at once. SPLOOSH!
fifty million people, give or take a few really strong swimmers MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The resulting tsunamis should take out japan, most of east asia and the brittish isles. Just when everyone thinks the worst is over, the reactors from iran to pakistan will all "malfunction" at the same time taking out all of the middle east
then I will demand the unconditional surrender of the rest of the world....
and then pray they are still dumb enough to try to resist!
Muhahahahahahaha!
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-07-23 14:52:58
you have my adoration, you wild man.
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Siren.Flavin
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By Siren.Flavin 2013-07-23 14:55:47
I'm a bit disapointed that Chicago was included...
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-07-23 14:58:13
I'm a bit disapointed that Chicago was included...
serves you right.
move out to the rockies were we still have the facade of freedom, lol.
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Siren.Flavin
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By Siren.Flavin 2013-07-23 15:03:24
I'm a bit disapointed that Chicago was included... serves you right. move out to the rockies were we still have the facade of freedom, lol. get me a job or wait 4 years then...
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-07-23 15:07:09
a good job?
Siren.Flavin
Server: Siren
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By Siren.Flavin 2013-07-23 15:07:41
At least a decent one man!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-07-23 15:13:23
At least a decent one man!
hmmp...
I only employ the umemployable!
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-07-23 15:18:46
At least a decent one man!
hmmp...
I only employ the umemployable! YOOOOOO!!!!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-07-23 15:19:47
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »At least a decent one man!
hmmp...
I only employ the umemployable! YOOOOOO!!!!
I had that coming....
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
Server: Carbuncle
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-07-23 15:42:51
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »At least a decent one man!
hmmp...
I only employ the umemployable! YOOOOOO!!!!
I had that coming.... Don't worry, I doubt I will go to that side of the state if I ever go to Narnia for extended periods of life. Tho, cmon! Take me hunting! :3 Don't aim at me!!! D:
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-07-23 15:50:36
I fear nothing!
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-07-23 15:54:54

Parker felt the need to post this.
/looks like your 2 hours in the past....things now make sense...
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-07-23 16:05:03
Out of boredom, checked what I would need to have to apply to be a Sherrifs Deputy out yonder, so..
Quote: You must be 21 years old at the time you are hired.
You must have one of the following:
2 years college or vocational school
2 years work experience as a certified law enforcement officer
2 years of full-time military active service
4 years of reserve experience in the military
4 years of comparable education and experience
Yes, older than 21. Nope to the rest, sadly.
Here is Alexandria VA's Deputy Requirements
Quote: To become an Alexandria Deputy Sheriff, you must:
Be a United States citizen
Be 21 years of age at the time of hire
Have a high school diploma or GED
Be in excellent physical and mental health (maximum body fat standard is 20% for men and 26% for women)
Have vision of 20/100 or better in each eye, correctable to 20/20 in each eye (color blindness is disqualifying)
Have an excellent driving record and possess a valid license at the time of hire
Not have engaged in any activity that would support a domestic violence or felony conviction
Be of good moral character and behavior
Citizen, check. 21, check. HS Diploma, check. Great physical condition???? I can work on that. Good vision, check, with corrective contact lenses. Driving record (nothing stupid like DUIs that I looked into, this may be worst part of qualifying). Bad activity? Nope. I am a saint. >_>. Good Moral character? I AM A SAINT! D:
So yep....hmmmmmmm I am tempted to apply...wait, I am still delightfully plump n happy...so disqualified there...for now...
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-07-23 16:13:04
O noes, the boss says no more dumb phone, now off to go wait in an endless line of teenagers at the cell phone place, wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
on the good side of it, I will soon be getting words with friends baack. (my wife loves the tablet)
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-07-23 16:16:28
O noes, the boss says no more dumb phone, now off to go wait in an endless line of teenagers at the cell phone place, wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
on the good side of it, I will soon be getting words with friends baack. (my wife loves the tablet) Nice! I could have option to have company phone too, but I don't want them to be able to scrutinize my activities on the phone. I texts A LOT and well, I don't need any more of the man telling me what I can and can't do. Plus I also manage and pay the phone lines of Mom n Pop to keep them happy.
Yay words with friends! I never played it but you and Flavs liked it. so woot.
Also, just got the call, my pew pew is at the store. Just gotta go pick it up tomorrow (they closed Monday and Tuesdays).
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By Valefor.Applebottoms 2013-07-23 16:48:23
I don't wanna do my dishes. D:
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-07-23 16:50:28
Valefor.Applebottoms said: »I don't wanna do my dishes. D: This. Forever this. I have a sinkfull downstairs and I need to do it, but... ugggghhhhhh...
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By Valefor.Applebottoms 2013-07-23 16:51:32
Valefor.Applebottoms said: »I don't wanna do my dishes. D: This. Forever this. I have a sinkfull downstairs and I need to do it, but... ugggghhhhhh... I need to do them before boyfriend gets home ~.~ D&D pals coming over tomorrow and I need to keep up so it won't be horrific. :|
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-07-23 16:51:51
Good news, everybody!
Apparently, having a fundamental grasp of demographics and geography in the Middle-East and North Africa makes you an authority on Islam!!!
Who'd of thunk it?
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-07-23 16:53:24
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »O noes, the boss says no more dumb phone, now off to go wait in an endless line of teenagers at the cell phone place, wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
on the good side of it, I will soon be getting words with friends baack. (my wife loves the tablet) Nice! I could have option to have company phone too, but I don't want them to be able to scrutinize my activities on the phone. I texts A LOT and well, I don't need any more of the man telling me what I can and can't do. Plus I also manage and pay the phone lines of Mom n Pop to keep them happy.
Yay words with friends! I never played it but you and Flavs liked it. so woot.
Also, just got the call, my pew pew is at the store. Just gotta go pick it up tomorrow (they closed Monday and Tuesdays).
I assumed most people had both a personal and work phone for what we do.
/shrug
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-07-23 16:54:03
Valefor.Applebottoms said: »Valefor.Applebottoms said: »I don't wanna do my dishes. D: This. Forever this. I have a sinkfull downstairs and I need to do it, but... ugggghhhhhh... I need to do them before boyfriend gets home ~.~ D&D pals coming over tomorrow and I need to keep up so it won't be horrific. :| When I get my own place, I'm going to make the switch to edible kitchenware. I'm just that lazy.
Good news, everybody!
Apparently, having a fundamental grasp of demographics and geography in the Middle-East and North Africa makes you an authority on Islam!!!
Who'd of thunk it? I feel like this has a story attached to it.
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By Valefor.Applebottoms 2013-07-23 16:55:34
Valefor.Applebottoms said: »Valefor.Applebottoms said: »I don't wanna do my dishes. D: This. Forever this. I have a sinkfull downstairs and I need to do it, but... ugggghhhhhh... I need to do them before boyfriend gets home ~.~ D&D pals coming over tomorrow and I need to keep up so it won't be horrific. :| When I get my own place, I'm going to make the switch to edible kitchenware. I'm just that lazy. I've tried. Boyfriend says no. :|
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By Valefor.Applebottoms 2013-07-23 16:56:32
Good news, everybody!
Apparently, having a fundamental grasp of demographics and geography in the Middle-East and North Africa makes you an authority on Islam!!!
Who'd of thunk it? Odd.. I didn't see a new Politics and Religion thread..
Congrats anyways! :D
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree

Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present

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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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