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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-04-25 10:52:12
Oh yeah, now I'm perfectly at ease....
/feels like he is being watched
/adjusts tie
/coughs
/drums fingers on desk
/sips coffee
/checks the time
/looks around
/clears throat
/stares at the computer screen
<beads of sweat start forming on Nik's furrowed brow>
/still feels like he is being watched
Well ok then... ahem... I guess I better go see what's keeping that order of concertina wire....
/closes closet door
PARKER!!! PARKER!!! could you go poke around the net and see if Leithe is Betty Blade? And oh, btw...If betty grabs you... try to go limp and soil yourself right away....yes, just like a bear attack... k thanks, on your way now...
hither comes the manslayer Betty Blade <thunderclap>
all glory and honor to Betty Blade, high priestess of the first church of satan, charter president of the Dykes on Bikes motorcycle gang. A warrior and a legend. Named for her glistening bowie knives. She was always armed with guns and knives though rarely did she have any need for weapons.
I watched her suffocate a man with ONE ARM and her boob until he went limp and then she tossed him aside like a garbage bag. He bumped into her on the sidewalk while her and I were talking... She was not to be trifled with and did not suffer fools at all.
But I loved hanging out with her and listening to her stories...
She reached a pinnacle of cool that will not be attained again in our lifetimes.
As she spoke I pictured her in another place and time... She would have been a Viking Chieftain, leading her pack of leather clad amazonian superlesbians into battle against the awestruck country folk of the bog lands... leaving nothing but the smell of burning peat and rivers of blood.
We were laughing about how one of her girls named Jen kicked some skinheads *** the other day...He was a douche. I assured her that if he showed his face around town we would punish him as well.
Then some asswipes slowed their car to a crawl and made some idiotic comment out the window to her.. She laughed softly as a wave of pleasure ripped through her. oh hoho.. come to momma, pretty boys, have I got something for you.... /coy smile she was so calm... She spoke those lines like a seductress, I think see she was fully aroused, tempting them, baiting them, begging them to stop the car....
All I could do was watch in horror. I knew what was coming for them, but how could they? She had her hands on her hips, with that come hither stare.. but I knew her hands were really resting calmly on the handle of that massive blade... maybe my expression gave it away. The passenger caught my eye and then they sped away. Oh well, she sighed, I guess they heard their mommies calling them.....that's too bad... now where was I?
About to kill two dumbasses, I thought to myself, after raping them... she would have dragged them into the tall grass by the train tracks we were standing near and smothered them to death, riding their faces like a cocaine cowgirl, smashing their heads into the gravel, drowning their stupidity with her 400 pound vag I had heard the stories /shudder
Then the guy she boob choked came too, I think we had both forgotten about him when those *** drove by. He stumbled around a bit wondering what had happened... She helped him up, hugged him, kissed him on the forehead and then threw him back down on the sidewalk...
I left her to her "work"... Well, you look busy, I said with a laugh, so I'll leave you to it. Have a good night!!
It's always like this she said, these boys can't get enough of me!
Goodnight Betty, you beautiful monster.
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By Siren.Mosin 2013-04-25 11:48:02
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2013-04-25 12:10:35
You guys bore me
/goes to read manga online
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-04-25 12:11:10
You guys bore me /goes to read manga online
get.
 Siren.Flavin
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By Siren.Flavin 2013-04-25 12:13:22
Finally... he's gone...
Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2013-04-25 12:20:31
Wat
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By Siren.Flavin 2013-04-25 12:23:18
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: » Sweet! Back on alert status! Disgruntled fired worker was supposed to come in today at office, we pretty much all kinda worried about him losing his ***on us. -_- Have fun! I'd be ok with it if I got fired... run around giving everyone hive fives and such except for that one guy...
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Siren.Flavin
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By Siren.Flavin 2013-04-25 12:25:45
so we're out the other day with some people from the office... guy starts talking about how he watches all the singing shows and glee and such and that his guilty pleasure is Gossip girl so being a guy we have to rake him over the coals about it... and somehow it comes up about wearing a pink shirt... he goes "if you wear pink shirts you're either gay or you've gotten laid a lot" I'm going wtf in my head but before I could say anything other guy goes "yeah... laid by a lot of other guys... probably also wearing pink shirts" and I just lost my ***lol...
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-04-25 12:52:36
LOL
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-04-25 13:24:23
You guys bore me
/goes to read mangay online
Nobody cares scuba steve, go play in traffic.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-04-25 13:35:43
/sprints through thread with arms flailing
ABANDON THREAD! ALL HOPE IS LOST!!!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-04-25 13:39:11
/sprints through thread with arms flailing
ABANDON THREAD! ALL HOPE IS LOST!!! Woman, calm down.
*shoves bottle of wine into Zah's arms*
Drink this and explain your panic.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-04-25 13:39:22
/goes to read manga online
I read that as "magna online". What's "magna"? Kal's brushing up on the Magna Carta?
Duuuuuhhhhh...
Maybe it's a good thing I've waited to have my second cup of coffee. Maybe not.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-04-25 13:39:22
PARKER!!! Hit the switch!
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-04-25 13:39:55
/sprints through thread with arms flailing
ABANDON THREAD! ALL HOPE IS LOST!!! Woman, calm down.
*shoves bottle of wine into Zah's arms*
Drink this and explain your panic.
Just being goofy.
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Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2013-04-25 13:47:34
Caitsith.Zahrah said: Kal's brushing up on the Magna Carta? Wanna help? ;o
Nah, I'm reading The World God Only Knows.
So far, seems like the anime followed the manga perfectly.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-04-25 13:50:49
/sprints through thread with arms flailing
ABANDON THREAD! ALL HOPE IS LOST!!! Woman, calm down.
*shoves bottle of wine into Zah's arms*
Drink this and explain your panic.
Just being goofy. Well then give back the emergency wine. :<
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-25 13:54:03
So I don't need to hoard my Zero-G Juggs? Good. /flips page
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-04-25 13:58:54
Well it was a good test of our readiness anyways...
PARKER!!! Restock the emergency wine at once /two claps
and maybe send a condolence card to the family of the mailman that got taken out by the emergency ninjas...
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-04-25 13:59:22
Caitsith.Zahrah said: Kal's brushing up on the Magna Carta? Wanna help? ;o
Nah, I'm reading The World God Only Knows.
So far, seems like the anime followed the manga perfectly. 
I might like vidya games, but I'm not that deep down the nerdosphere!
That's a slippery slope! Next you'll be saying, "Come cosplay, Zahrah!" Kal, I think you have a problem. You might need to seek help.
What do you people want from me?!? WHAT? I've already said I liked 'Cowboy Beebop' when I watched it. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? GAH! GEEZ!
/throws binder of specs at Kal
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-04-25 14:00:45
Well it was a good test of our readiness anyways...
PARKER!!! Restock the emergency wine at once /two claps
and maybe send a condolence card to the family of the mailman that got taken out by the emergency ninjas... Poor guy had 2 kids...
Make sure we hire a new mailman as well. Make sure the next one laughs at my crappy jokes.
*sips tea*
Mmmhmm.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-04-25 14:02:23
I might like vidya games, but I'm not that deep down the nerdosphere!
That's a slippery slope! "Next you'll be saying come cosplay, Zahrah!" Kal, I think you have a problem. You might need to seek help.
What do you people want from me?!? WHAT? I've already said I liked 'Cowboy Beebop' when I watched it. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT. GAH! GEEZ!
/throws binder of specs at Kal
Dis Kali, dis anime, dis nerdism as a whole. But I enjoy cosplaying as much as any "normal" person that enjoys costume parties or dressing up for weddings. As long as long as you actually dress for your body type, there is nothing wrong with it.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-04-25 14:05:02
I might like vidya games, but I'm not that deep down the nerdosphere!
That's a slippery slope! "Next you'll be saying come cosplay, Zahrah!" Kal, I think you have a problem. You might need to seek help.
What do you people want from me?!? WHAT? I've already said I liked 'Cowboy Beebop' when I watched it. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT. GAH! GEEZ!
/throws binder of specs at Kal
Dis Kali, dis anime, dis nerdism as a whole. But I enjoy cosplaying as much as any "normal" person that enjoys costume parties or dressing up for weddings. As long as long as you actually dress for your body type, there is nothing wrong with it.
I'm just goofin' on Kal. It's okay.
/pats back
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-04-25 14:08:07
It's all good. Just riled up from lack of sleep. XP Debating if I should actually take a nap now since it appears the person I was texting appears to have become busy with work now. XP
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-25 14:08:25
It looks like I might be going to Comicon again this year. Do you think it would be pertinent to dress up in my Time Traveler from H.G. Wells' Victorian novel?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-04-25 14:10:42
It looks like I might be going to Comicon again this year. Do you think it would be pertinent to dress up in my Time Traveler from H.G. Wells' Victorian novel?
Only if you are going last year
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-04-25 14:11:37
It looks like I might be going to Comicon again this year. Do you think it would be pertinent to dress up in my Time Traveler from H.G. Wells' Victorian novel? Do it!
I would kill for a round at Comicon. XP Perhaps next year!
Also, speak of the devil. XP Got a text.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-25 14:14:04
It looks like I might be going to Comicon again this year. Do you think it would be pertinent to dress up in my Time Traveler from H.G. Wells' Victorian novel?
Only if you are going last year You get a gold star for today. I can't refute that logic.
It looks like I might be going to Comicon again this year. Do you think it would be pertinent to dress up in my Time Traveler from H.G. Wells' Victorian novel? Do it!
I would kill for a round at Comicon. XP Perhaps next year!
Also, speak of the devil. XP Got a text. Well, this isn't the big one in San Diego, unfortunately. It's just the local one here in Phoenix. Still pretty massive, but not nearly as much.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-04-25 14:15:34
Pfft a Comicon is a Comicon to me. XP It's a chance to meet people and do stupid stuff. :D
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By Siren.Mosin 2013-04-25 14:16:36
you guys get all lively when I'm lunch, wth.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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