Ewww! Anything from that place is just asking for a hasty trip to the toilet twenty minutes after the "meal". Can't really call it a meal since it doesn't stay in long enough to actually fully digest.
Get a more efficient digestive system...
That sounds like she does. The body is able to recognize toxins right away and flush it out faster. It's the guys who hold it in for days on end letting it collect in their intestines that don't exactly have the best systems, I'd suspect.
That's slander!
Actually, it's libel... >.>
That's arguable... While libel is generally considered written and slander spoken... the forum and way it is expressed can be called into question... either way it's the same damn thing lol... defamation!
Ewww! Anything from that place is just asking for a hasty trip to the toilet twenty minutes after the "meal". Can't really call it a meal since it doesn't stay in long enough to actually fully digest.
Get a more efficient digestive system...
That sounds like she does. The body is able to recognize toxins right away and flush it out faster. It's the guys who hold it in for days on end letting it collect in their intestines that don't exactly have the best systems, I'd suspect.
That's slander!
Actually, it's libel... >.>
That's arguable... While libel is generally considered written and slander spoken... the forum and way it is expressed can be called into question... either way it's the same damn thing lol... defamation!
/shrug
my sister really hates McD's, and I wouldnt have a problem with it, if it where for the right reasons....
"ahmahgaaawd, that isnt real chicken, that is genetically cloned chickeeeeen!"
"ahmahgaawd! they use hurtful chemicals to clean and process their food, like ammonia and petroleum"
"they drug their food with chemicals to make you crave more!"
I'm like.. srsly? :|
do you even thing the FDA would allow such things?
I'm not that dramatic about it. I do get the craving once in a blue moon, but I just buy fries. If I buy anything else it's just a horrible reminder of why I shouldn't shove this stuff in my face.
Do you know what really *** my system up? Anything with a lot of fiber. I looooooooooove Raisin Bran, but guaranteed I'll spend at least 3 times in the day on the toilet.
Do you know what really *** my system up? Anything with a lot of fiber. I looooooooooove Raisin Bran, but guaranteed I'll spend at least 3 times in the day on the toilet.
Do you know what really *** my system up? Anything with a lot of fiber. I looooooooooove Raisin Bran, but guaranteed I'll spend at least 3 times in the day on the toilet.
you might be lactose intolerant
I don't think so, because cheese and other cereals don't bother me. Just raisin bran. All that fiber is like a huge rake in my intestines.
Do you know what really *** my system up? Anything with a lot of fiber. I looooooooooove Raisin Bran, but guaranteed I'll spend at least 3 times in the day on the toilet.
Ni: The place where all the "old ***" gab about digestive problems!
We have to add that to weddings, kids, reminiscing, scholastics, work, etc...
/shrug
my sister really hates McD's, and I wouldnt have a problem with it, if it where for the right reasons....
"ahmahgaaawd, that isnt real chicken, that is genetically cloned chickeeeeen!"
"ahmahgaawd! they use hurtful chemicals to clean and process their food, like ammonia and petroleum"
"they drug their food with chemicals to make you crave more!"
I'm like.. srsly? :|
do you even thing the FDA would allow such things?
I'm not that dramatic about it. I do get the craving once in a blue moon, but I just buy fries. If I buy anything else it's just a horrible reminder of why I shouldn't shove this stuff in my face.
aaand this one is the "worst" one, according to her.
apparently some study shows that their fries do not decompose over time (some dude stuck fast food in a jar from various places)
but a deeper study, which she wont acknowledge, shows that McD's way of cooking fries is unique, pre-cooking fries before they ship out, so when cooked (or fried) at the restaurant, they retain a crispier feel and more flavor, and dont get soggy minutes after serving, and their flavor gets sealed inside.
Do you know what really *** my system up? Anything with a lot of fiber. I looooooooooove Raisin Bran, but guaranteed I'll spend at least 3 times in the day on the toilet.
Ni: The place where all the "old ***" gab about digestive problems!
We have to add that to weddings, kids, reminiscing, scholastics, work, etc...
I still prefer that to Pokemon and Gundams. Albeit, I do enjoy the boob posts that RT has to offer...
also, my dislike for McD's is not the food itself, but their pricing and how poorly they build their food...
one strip of lame lettuce, one mini squirt of mayo, one strip of chicken... for $6
etc etc
I'm scrapbooking this phrase so when your kid hops on the forums at age 15 or whatever, I can bust out that beautiful little nugget.
I sincerely hope this place will be dead and buried in fifteen years then!
Ah, but we all might migrate over to another forum, like Elder Scrolls Online Auction House, or something. I'm sure Scragg has something like that in the development...
/shrug
my sister really hates McD's, and I wouldnt have a problem with it, if it where for the right reasons....
"ahmahgaaawd, that isnt real chicken, that is genetically cloned chickeeeeen!"
"ahmahgaawd! they use hurtful chemicals to clean and process their food, like ammonia and petroleum"
"they drug their food with chemicals to make you crave more!"
I'm like.. srsly? :|
do you even thing the FDA would allow such things?
I'm not that dramatic about it. I do get the craving once in a blue moon, but I just buy fries. If I buy anything else it's just a horrible reminder of why I shouldn't shove this stuff in my face.
aaand this one is the "worst" one, according to her.
apparently some study shows that their fries do not decompose over time (some dude stuck fast food in a jar from various places)
but a deeper study, which she wont acknowledge, shows that McD's way of cooking fries is unique, pre-cooking fries before they ship out, so when cooked (or fried) at the restaurant, they retain a crispier feel and more flavor, and dont get soggy minutes after serving, and their flavor gets sealed inside.
AHHHHH! NOOOOO! That's the one thing I enjoy!
I don't doubt her on that though. Have you noticed that if you drop them in some inconvenient crevice in your car they don't decay AT ALL!?!?!
Do you know what really *** my system up? Anything with a lot of fiber. I looooooooooove Raisin Bran, but guaranteed I'll spend at least 3 times in the day on the toilet.
Ni: The place where all the "old ***" gab about digestive problems!
We have to add that to weddings, kids, reminiscing, scholastics, work, etc...
incomprehensible visits from scuba steve, sect crying like a little girl, spence's updates from the land down under, birds, football, evil, random singing, that one new kid that keeps posting, the big lebowski,
incomprehensible visits from scuba steve, sect crying like a little girl, spence's updates from the land down under, birds, football, evil, random singing, that one new kid that keeps posting, the big lebowski,
TY, Nik! TY! Your dash of evil for today was successfully putting this...
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.