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Is it the person who is the most responsible? The guy that you've known the longest? The one you have most in common with? Someone who will throw the best bachelor party?
Row, I may not be engaged or married, but may I throw in my two cents? Or well, how I would pick mine out?
Edit: Orrrrrrr.... you put a spoon, a ladle, a candle and a revolver on the floor and pick your four top candidates... have the circle around the items and say "I think you all know what to do..."
Is it the person who is the most responsible? The guy that you've known the longest? The one you have most in common with? Someone who will throw the best bachelor party?
Girls start dreaming about their wedding and planning it, starting around age three.
At about the same time boys learn to fear girls, women, marriage etc. and avoid talking about such things. The only exclusion is to talk about getting wasted at a relative's wedding that had an open bar.
With that in mind, I endeavored to give my wife the wedding of her dreams. I wanted an open bar and my friends to be there and got both.
I was having a hard time deciding myself, who my best man would be.
My best man ended up being my wife's maid of honor's boyfriend at the time. We were all living in the same apartment, they were a couple. He was a good friend, they looked good together, it's what my soon to be wife wanted. Done.
He took me to a club in toronto to see a band for a bachelor party weekend, it was good. We didn't do anything creepy or weird like go to strip clubs because we are nerds.
Almost every guy I knew that was not him was pissed I didn't pick them to be my best man, which included my two brothers, my best friend growing up, my best friend at the time who I was slowly drifting away from because he was still single, my other friends at the time, my friends that were in prison. You name it.
No one was able to understand why I made the decision I did. They all saw it from their own perspective and felt slighted. There is no avoiding this.
The problem they all had/have, what it all boils down to, in an nut shell is my wife is my new best friend. They all got replaced. I would rather spend time with her than any of them. They know it, I know it, You know it or you wouldn't be getting married.
They might make a sad face or be a bummer at the wedding (my one friend got drunk and passed out around 8:00pm) but I made my most important friend happy, the one I sleep with every night and that's all that matters to me.
If we are talking genie in a bottle make a wish who my best man would have been it would have been if it didn't matter to my wife? It would have been my friend I lost. My life is the one we talked about that he never got the chance to live.
Your best man is the one you want to stand at your side when you make the most important step of your life, that rock of a friend that would be the only one who would understand if you didn't pick him.
Nik, how do you decide your best man? Is it the person who is the most responsible? The guy that you've known the longest? The one you have most in common with? Someone who will throw the best bachelor party?
Girls start dreaming about their wedding and planning it, starting around age three.
At about the same time boys learn to fear girls, women, marriage etc. and avoid talking about such things. The only exclusion is to talk about getting wasted at a relative's wedding that had an open bar. With that in mind, I endeavored to give my wife the wedding of her dreams. I wanted an open bar and my friends to be there and got both. I was having a hard time deciding myself, who my best man would be. My best man ended up being my wife's maid of honor's boyfriend at the time. We were all living in the same apartment, they were a couple. He was a good friend, they looked good together, it's what my soon to be wife wanted. Done. He took me to a club in toronto to see a band for a bachelor party weekend, it was good. We didn't do anything creepy or weird like go to strip clubs because we are nerds. Almost every guy I knew that was not him was pissed I didn't pick them to be my best man, which included my two brothers, my best friend growing up, my best friend at the time who I was slowly drifting away from because he was still single, my other friends at the time, my friends that were in prison. You name it. No one was able to understand why I made the decision I did. They all saw it from their own perspective and felt slighted. There is no avoiding this. The problem they all had/have, what it all boils down to, in an nut shell is my wife is my new best friend. They all got replaced. I would rather spend time with her than any of them. They know it, I know it, You know it or you wouldn't be getting married. They might make a sad face or be a bummer at the wedding (my one friend got drunk and passed out around 8:00pm) but I made my most important friend happy, the one I sleep with every night and that's all that matters to me. If we are talking genie in a bottle make a wish who my best man would have been it would have been if it didn't matter to my wife? It would have been my friend I lost. My life is the one we talked about that he never got the chance to live. Your best man is the one you want to stand at your side when you make the most important step of your life, that rock of a friend that would be the only one who would understand if you didn't pick him.
couldn't have said it better.
I fortunate enough to have that guy. on the other hand, if she had a pick I would've done the exact same thing. it's just not nearly as important to men on a basic level as it is to women (the actual ceremony, not the institution) so it just seemed natural for me to just let her have her way with everything, & I'd just work my *** off paying for it. it worked well, I think.
I would say a best friend that has been your bro most of your life. Can't elaborate more on this atm. Damn bids, bbl.
Does that include actual brothers? Because I have three of them.
I have 2 older brothers. One I have disowned while the other has been the best brother I could imagine. It does tear me that I would not pick him as best man. I mean by "bro" as in your "hommie" best bud, best friend, person to you like your brother but not by blood. I have one, it is my roomie/landlord, we have known each other since 7th grade.
Is it the person who is the most responsible? The guy that you've known the longest? The one you have most in common with? Someone who will throw the best bachelor party?
Girls start dreaming about their wedding and planning it, starting around age three.
At about the same time boys learn to fear girls, women, marriage etc. and avoid talking about such things. The only exclusion is to talk about getting wasted at a relative's wedding that had an open bar.
With that in mind, I endeavored to give my wife the wedding of her dreams. I wanted an open bar and my friends to be there and got both.
I was having a hard time deciding myself, who my best man would be.
My best man ended up being my wife's maid of honor's boyfriend at the time. We were all living in the same apartment, they were a couple. He was a good friend, they looked good together, it's what my soon to be wife wanted. Done.
He took me to a club in toronto to see a band for a bachelor party weekend, it was good. We didn't do anything creepy or weird like go to strip clubs because we are nerds.
Almost every guy I knew that was not him was pissed I didn't pick them to be my best man, which included my two brothers, my best friend growing up, my best friend at the time who I was slowly drifting away from because he was still single, my other friends at the time, my friends that were in prison. You name it.
No one was able to understand why I made the decision I did. They all saw it from their own perspective and felt slighted. There is no avoiding this.
The problem they all had/have, what it all boils down to, in an nut shell is my wife is my new best friend. They all got replaced. I would rather spend time with her than any of them. They know it, I know it, You know it or you wouldn't be getting married.
They might make a sad face or be a bummer at the wedding (my one friend got drunk and passed out around 8:00pm) but I made my most important friend happy, the one I sleep with every night and that's all that matters to me.
If we are talking genie in a bottle make a wish who my best man would have been it would have been if it didn't matter to my wife? It would have been my friend I lost. My life is the one we talked about that he never got the chance to live.
Your best man is the one you want to stand at your side when you make the most important step of your life, that rock of a friend that would be the only one who would understand if you didn't pick him.
You were too quiet lol... I might just join you in dyna tonight...
I could take a break for all it's worth too. those umbral marrows are going to drive me nucking futs. I have enough gil to be 2/5, but I was too tired to go shopping.
You were too quiet lol... I might just join you in dyna tonight...
I could take a break for all it's worth too. those umbral marrows are going to drive me nucking futs. I have enough gil to be 2/5, but I was too tired to go shopping.
That's up to you man... Caught 70 or so fish last night and not a single skill up... Still kinda getting set up too... need all new macros unless I devise a way to connect on my xbox...
You were too quiet lol... I might just join you in dyna tonight...
I could take a break for all it's worth too. those umbral marrows are going to drive me nucking futs. I have enough gil to be 2/5, but I was too tired to go shopping.
That's up to you man... Caught 70 or so fish last night and not a single skill up... Still kinda getting set up too... need all new macros unless I devise a way to connect on my xbox...
Yeah... but It's probably a good thing I start over and sort em all out... but just let me know what you want to do and we can just go set it up... should be easy with just us...
Yeah... but It's probably a good thing I start over and sort em all out... but just let me know what you want to do and we can just go set it up... should be easy with just us...
agreed. my hetero life partner does exist too, you'll see him eventually, I swear.
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I think he's stuck delivering ice cream until sunday.
I would say a best friend that has been your bro most of your life. Can't elaborate more on this atm. Damn bids, bbl.
Does that include actual brothers? Because I have three of them.
I have 2 older brothers. One I have disowned while the other has been the best brother I could imagine. It does tear me that I would not pick him as best man. I mean by "bro" as in your "hommie" best bud, best friend, person to you like your brother but not by blood. I have one, it is my roomie/landlord, we have known each other since 7th grade.
I have a friend like that, but I haven't known him nearly as long. In fact, if I hadn't moved to Arizona I wouldn't have ever met the guy. But he's one of the few people in this world I would take a bullet for. He's a smart *** and likes to mess with my mind on occasion, but he does that because he cares. He's a great guy though, and he's always brutally honest when he needs to be, no matter how much those words might sting. I don't think time is a requirement for the person filling the position of best friend, just his genuineness.
I have a friend like that, but I haven't known him nearly as long. In fact, if I hadn't moved to Arizona I wouldn't have ever met the guy. But he's one of the few people in this world I would take a bullet for. He's a smart *** and likes to mess with my mind on occasion, but he does that because he cares. He's a great guy though, and he's always brutally honest when he needs to be, no matter how much those words might sting. I don't think time is a requirement for the person filling the position of best friend, just his genuineness.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
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