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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-09-04 07:34:38
still shoosh, you're gonna wake her up again
By Fyyvoaa 2012-09-04 07:36:13
nah she needs to wake up!
you shoosh.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-09-04 07:39:09
Wonder if she has the same # lol
but it's like 5 or 6am there
By Fyyvoaa 2012-09-04 07:57:41
i would so text her ... but I don't think I have her #
actually I may ... I don't know... I probably lost it lol.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-09-04 08:03:36
I'd text her but I'm afraid, if she's not still pissed at me, that she'll text me a lot when I'm asleep.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-09-04 08:13:24
Morning everyone. I trust you remembered to flood the world with cherry kool-aid while I was gone?
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-09-04 08:16:34
is there even enough kool-aid mix for that?
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-09-04 08:17:57
More weekend! MORE!
/stumbles around half asleep
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-09-04 08:18:39
is there even enough kool-aid mix for that?
It would be a huge package, wouldn't it?
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-09-04 08:20:32
Today is the last day of "free time" I have before school starts.
I'm not sure how my homework outlook will be, but I hope I'll get to play GW2 a good amount of time.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-09-04 08:22:31
Quote: 1 Making Oceanic Kool-Aid
To make oceanic Kool-Aid we will mix 1 Kool-Aid packet, 4.5 tablespoons of salt, 1 cup of sugar, and 2 quarts of water. I would suggest making this is small quantities, since it will not taste very good, but it is very piratey.
2 Making the Oceans into Kool-Aid
Truly Evil. Mix 732 quintillion packets of Kool-Aid and 91.5 quadrillion metric tons of sugar into all the world's oceans. For a final weight ratio of water, sugar, and salt to Kool-Aid powder of 467:31:16:1. Mix well.
2.1 Recalculate
To compare these approximations to other bodies of water, simply take the size of that body of water, divided by 332,500,000 cubic miles or 1,101,117,150,000 gallons of the oceans, and multiply it by the amount of Kool-Aid packets or sugar.
3 To adjust the salt taste
The salinity of the new body of water will be given as a percentage. In the Ocean salinity averages out to be 3.5%. So to modify the salt you divide the new water salinity percentage by 3.5% and multiply by 4.48 tablespoons.
There are exactly 3 teaspoons for each tablespoon, so you can multiply the number of tablespoons by 3 to get the number of teaspoons. You would want to do this if the amount is smaller than a tablespoon, or you don't have a tablespoon.
4 Computing these figures
4.1 To compute how much Kool-Aid
There are 332,500,000 cubic miles of ocean water on Earth.
There are 1,101,117,150,000 gallons in a cubic mile of water.
There are 4 quarts in a gallon, and one packet of Kool-Aid will flavor 2 quarts of water. So we require 2 packets of Kool-Aid per gallon of water.
If we presume for a moment that we do not need to add sugar, and that the salt in the sea water is of no consequence, and that we are unconcerned about all aquatic life in the ocean, we would need this many packets:
332,500,000 x 1,101,117,150,000 x 2 = 732,242,904,750,000,000,000 packets or approx. 732 quintillion packets.
4.2 To calculate the amount of sugar
You also need to add sugar, 1 cup of sugar per packet. A cup of raw sugar weighs about 250 grams. So if you multiply the amount of Kool-Aid packets by 250 you will have the amount of sugar in grams.
There are 1 million grams in a metric ton so you divide by 1 million and wind up with 91,530,363,000,000,000 (91.5 quadrillion) metric tons of sugar.
5 Finding the ratio of water, sugar, and Kool-Aid powder in a glass of Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid packets vary in weight, several range from 3.6 - 4.5 grams of Kool-Aid powder per packet. A median value of 4.05 grams. So there would be 2,965,583,764,237,500 (3.0 quadrillion) metric tons of Kool-Aid. Dividing 91.5 quadrillion by 3.0 quadrillion, we get almost 31 tons of sugar for every ton of Kool-Aid, a ratio of 31:1.
5.1 Converting 332.5 million cubic miles of water to cubic tons
This is a bit trickier. There is 1 gram of water for every milligram, or cubic centimeter. So we need to convert cubic miles first into cubic centimeters. Then convert from cubic centimeters to cubic tons.
1 mile = 160934.4 centimeters, approximately. By cubing all these numbers and labels simultaneously, we see 1 cubic mile = 4168181825440579.584 cubic centimeters.
332.5 million times 4168181825440579.584 equals 1385920456958992711.68.
This means there are approximately 1.4 sextillion metric tons of water in the world's oceans. We can add this to our ratio by dividing it with the unrounded amount of Kool-Aid in metric tons, this is approximately 467 units of weight of water per unit weight of Kool-Aid.
6 Adding salt
If you wanted to know what this would taste like, you can try making a small sample of Ocean water Kool-Aid. According to the Wikipedia entry for "seawater," every kilogram (1000 grams) of water in the average ocean contains 35 grams of salt. If we want to make 2 quarts of water this salty, we need to first convert quarts into something we can measure the salt with, lets say, tablespoons. So how many tablespoons are in a quart? You can use google to convert between untis, and the answer is 64. So there are 128 tablesspoons in our 2 quarts of ocean water, we need 35/1000 of this as salt, so multiply 35/1000 by 384 and we get approx. 4.48 tablespoons.
We can easily make this part of our ratio, 460:30:1, without doing much conversion. Simply multiply 467 by .035, which gives us 16.35671... and add it into the ratio, 467:31:16:1
Now the big question is grape... or cherry...
It's impossible to do this because there is way too much salt water, so even if you added tons of sugar it still wouldn't be real Kool-Aid. It would be a sweet- n-salty fruity body of water. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_packets_of_Kool-Aid_would_it_take_to_fill_the_ocean
lawl someone actually calculated it.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-09-04 08:23:37
is there even enough kool-aid mix for that?
It would be a huge package, wouldn't it? You're obsessed with huge packages!
By Fyyvoaa 2012-09-04 08:26:25
Quote: 1 Making Oceanic Kool-Aid
To make oceanic Kool-Aid we will mix 1 Kool-Aid packet, 4.5 tablespoons of salt, 1 cup of sugar, and 2 quarts of water. I would suggest making this is small quantities, since it will not taste very good, but it is very piratey.
2 Making the Oceans into Kool-Aid
Truly Evil. Mix 732 quintillion packets of Kool-Aid and 91.5 quadrillion metric tons of sugar into all the world's oceans. For a final weight ratio of water, sugar, and salt to Kool-Aid powder of 467:31:16:1. Mix well.
2.1 Recalculate
To compare these approximations to other bodies of water, simply take the size of that body of water, divided by 332,500,000 cubic miles or 1,101,117,150,000 gallons of the oceans, and multiply it by the amount of Kool-Aid packets or sugar.
3 To adjust the salt taste
The salinity of the new body of water will be given as a percentage. In the Ocean salinity averages out to be 3.5%. So to modify the salt you divide the new water salinity percentage by 3.5% and multiply by 4.48 tablespoons.
There are exactly 3 teaspoons for each tablespoon, so you can multiply the number of tablespoons by 3 to get the number of teaspoons. You would want to do this if the amount is smaller than a tablespoon, or you don't have a tablespoon.
4 Computing these figures
4.1 To compute how much Kool-Aid
There are 332,500,000 cubic miles of ocean water on Earth.
There are 1,101,117,150,000 gallons in a cubic mile of water.
There are 4 quarts in a gallon, and one packet of Kool-Aid will flavor 2 quarts of water. So we require 2 packets of Kool-Aid per gallon of water.
If we presume for a moment that we do not need to add sugar, and that the salt in the sea water is of no consequence, and that we are unconcerned about all aquatic life in the ocean, we would need this many packets:
332,500,000 x 1,101,117,150,000 x 2 = 732,242,904,750,000,000,000 packets or approx. 732 quintillion packets.
4.2 To calculate the amount of sugar
You also need to add sugar, 1 cup of sugar per packet. A cup of raw sugar weighs about 250 grams. So if you multiply the amount of Kool-Aid packets by 250 you will have the amount of sugar in grams.
There are 1 million grams in a metric ton so you divide by 1 million and wind up with 91,530,363,000,000,000 (91.5 quadrillion) metric tons of sugar.
5 Finding the ratio of water, sugar, and Kool-Aid powder in a glass of Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid packets vary in weight, several range from 3.6 - 4.5 grams of Kool-Aid powder per packet. A median value of 4.05 grams. So there would be 2,965,583,764,237,500 (3.0 quadrillion) metric tons of Kool-Aid. Dividing 91.5 quadrillion by 3.0 quadrillion, we get almost 31 tons of sugar for every ton of Kool-Aid, a ratio of 31:1.
5.1 Converting 332.5 million cubic miles of water to cubic tons
This is a bit trickier. There is 1 gram of water for every milligram, or cubic centimeter. So we need to convert cubic miles first into cubic centimeters. Then convert from cubic centimeters to cubic tons.
1 mile = 160934.4 centimeters, approximately. By cubing all these numbers and labels simultaneously, we see 1 cubic mile = 4168181825440579.584 cubic centimeters.
332.5 million times 4168181825440579.584 equals 1385920456958992711.68.
This means there are approximately 1.4 sextillion metric tons of water in the world's oceans. We can add this to our ratio by dividing it with the unrounded amount of Kool-Aid in metric tons, this is approximately 467 units of weight of water per unit weight of Kool-Aid.
6 Adding salt
If you wanted to know what this would taste like, you can try making a small sample of Ocean water Kool-Aid. According to the Wikipedia entry for "seawater," every kilogram (1000 grams) of water in the average ocean contains 35 grams of salt. If we want to make 2 quarts of water this salty, we need to first convert quarts into something we can measure the salt with, lets say, tablespoons. So how many tablespoons are in a quart? You can use google to convert between untis, and the answer is 64. So there are 128 tablesspoons in our 2 quarts of ocean water, we need 35/1000 of this as salt, so multiply 35/1000 by 384 and we get approx. 4.48 tablespoons.
We can easily make this part of our ratio, 460:30:1, without doing much conversion. Simply multiply 467 by .035, which gives us 16.35671... and add it into the ratio, 467:31:16:1
Now the big question is grape... or cherry...
It's impossible to do this because there is way too much salt water, so even if you added tons of sugar it still wouldn't be real Kool-Aid. It would be a sweet- n-salty fruity body of water. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_packets_of_Kool-Aid_would_it_take_to_fill_the_ocean
lawl someone actually calculated it.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-09-04 08:27:32
is there even enough kool-aid mix for that?
It would be a huge package, wouldn't it? You're obsessed with huge packages!
Y...Urgh!...You're obsessed with huge packages!
/rubs temples
Not coming up with anything. You win, Dame...You win.
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By Fyyvoaa 2012-09-04 08:28:18
is there even enough kool-aid mix for that?
It would be a huge package, wouldn't it? You're obsessed with huge packages!
Got a problem with that sir?
ARE YOU INSINUATING SOMETHING?!?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-09-04 08:40:46
Y...Urgh!...You're obsessed with huge packages!
/rubs temples
Not coming up with anything. You win, Dame...You win. Winning!
Catnipthief Rygar said: »Got a problem with that sir?
ARE YOU INSINUATING SOMETHING?!? Merely stating fact! You should ask her about statues...
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-09-04 08:41:07
Who's not obsessed with huge packages? I mean when you get one, you KNOW it's gotta be something important, like the 60 manga you ordered or the new microwave you got on e-bay or even the boxes of legos you got for dirt cheap on amazon.
What's so bad about being obsessed with huge packages?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-09-04 08:43:25
Who's not obsessed with huge packages? I mean when you get one, you KNOW it's gotta be something important, like the 60 manga you ordered or the new microwave you got on e-bay or even the boxes of legos you got for dirt cheap on amazon.
What's so bad about being obsessed with huge packages? Sometimes the small packages are better than the large packages. Size isn't everything.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-09-04 08:45:27
Okay...So, there's a guy in his fifties that I work with who, for some ungodly reason, likes to have his morning bathroom time at the office. Unfortunately, you have to pass the restrooms to get to the kitchen, so the receptionist bought one of those wall mounted Air Wick things to put in front of the men's restroom door to offset the hot garbage and carcass smell that flows from the men's restroom in the morning. Awesome idea until that damn thing goes off as I pass and spooks me like a bunny! Blueberry yogurt on my white shirt!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-09-04 08:46:51
That's what you get for wearing white after Labor Day!
Or whatever that fashion trend is. I don't follow trends, I'm a rebel.
/comfort Zah
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By Jetackuu 2012-09-04 08:47:11
lol'd
By Fyyvoaa 2012-09-04 08:47:52
am I the only person that was talking about ...
actually nevermind >.> <.<
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STATUES?!?
By Jetackuu 2012-09-04 08:48:51
That's what you get for wearing white after Labor Day!
Or whatever that fashion trend is. I don't follow trends, I'm a rebel.
/comfort Zah
By Jetackuu 2012-09-04 08:51:48
so if aliens who love kool-aid one day claim our planet, can we torture the guy who gave them the math first?
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-09-04 08:53:46
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2012-09-04 09:02:28
haskfl;asfgjsgj;ltgewgj'r
please
make it midnight again so i can go back to sleep
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-09-04 09:03:49
Better yet, make it 10:00 PM for some nice, long, satisfying sleep!
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2012-09-04 09:05:31
Better yet, make it 6PM so I can be playing GW2
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By Siren.Mosin 2012-09-04 09:19:40
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-09-04 09:21:25
Gooooooooood morning, sunshine!
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree

Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present

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Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
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Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
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