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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-06-01 08:24:03
Morning everyone. I trust you remembered to clean out the crocodile tank while I was gone?
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By Leviathan.Catnipthief 2012-06-01 08:30:10
Morning everyone. I trust you remembered to clean out the crocodile tank while I was gone?
Yes sir, but uh ... ronald fell in... I'm so sorry... he's no longer with us.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-06-01 08:35:51
Ronald McDonald? I wonder if he tasted like a Big Mac.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2012-06-01 08:42:04
Ronald McDonald? I wonder if he tasted like a Big Mac. He actually tasted like a whopper...
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By Leviathan.Catnipthief 2012-06-01 08:44:30
Ronald McDonald? I wonder if he tasted like a Big Mac.
I'm so sorry to have to tell you this... but it was actually your cousin ronald...
my condolences my king.
The sympathy hookers will be along later to help you cope with the loss.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-06-01 08:46:01
I don't remember him.
I never asked for sympathy hookers!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2012-06-01 08:48:35
Are you implying that the king is sad?!?! Are you also implying that he needs sympathy hookers to get laid?!?! lol...
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-06-01 09:16:04
sympathy hookers... *takes pictures for blackmail*
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-06-01 09:21:32
Send these hookers away.
What was that flash?
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2012-06-01 09:26:43
two things...
man even your own assassins are attempting to blackmail you...
What kind of assassin uses a flash?!?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-06-01 09:28:34
Could have sworn the flash was off...
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By Asura.Ina 2012-06-01 09:31:13
I don't remember him.
I never asked for sympathy hookers! Nobody ever asks for sympathy hookers... they just kinda happen, like hitting the caps lock key when you go for shift.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-06-01 09:33:26
two things...
man even your own assassins are attempting to blackmail you...
What kind of assassin uses a flash?!? Everyone is trying to get money from the king. Such is the life of royalty.
Could have sworn the flash was off... Don't worry, soon your head will be off (and my ult will refresh).
I don't remember him.
I never asked for sympathy hookers! Nobody ever asks for sympathy hookers... they just kinda happen, like hitting the caps lock key when you go for shift. But sympathy hookers doesn't make you cool like caps lock.
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By Asura.Ina 2012-06-01 09:36:45
I don't remember him.
I never asked for sympathy hookers! Nobody ever asks for sympathy hookers... they just kinda happen, like hitting the caps lock key when you go for shift. But sympathy hookers doesn't make you cool like caps lock. They might if you let people think they are not hookers...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2012-06-01 09:36:51
someone told me they already thought about something like that, and it just sorta left a bad taste in my mouth. such a feeling of absolute freedom.
yeah, and then he discovers he had a super power all along and it was true love....
But try not to get too discouraged this early on. One of the things that will dawn on you in college is that everything written in the English language is a rewrite of someone else's work. You learn to appreciate the influences or get driven made by the similarities.
And whether we want to call it "being inspired or influenced by other people's writings" or simple plagiarism it's probably better to just own it, like Quinton Tarantino does.
All the hacks writers I know carried around thick spiral notebooks and kept journals. But those were all made out of poor poor paper trees which went extinct back in the nineties and I hear everything is done on computer now. So you might have to go that route or break into a museum and steal a paper one.
I keep all my insane rantings in the old fool's filing cabinet. So I will probably never be able to make a living at writing. Well that and....
But so what? Herman Melville died penniless and when Moby *** came out NOBODY cared and everyone pestered him to go back to his earlier writing style which I think sucked. Does he care now if we can feel the ship's wood creaking under our feet when we read MD? I couldn't tell you.
Trying to explain yourself on paper or any other artistic media has never been easy, rarely been lucrative and the odds anyone will ever really understand the point you were truly trying to get across is so slim a lot of writers end their careers with a muzzle to the medulla.
Once you have resigned yourself to defeat, misunderstanding, criticism, acquired the necessary writing instruments and beaten your head against the wall enough times you are ready to write the great magnuss novel. Which I can't wait to read...
after you die....
and it becomes a best seller .....
making the ex wife that you always hated rich and happy beyond her wildest dreams.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-06-01 09:43:51
Good morning, Ni-butts!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-06-01 09:44:31
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-06-01 09:45:15
So...Hookers?
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By Asura.Ina 2012-06-01 09:48:23
Sympathy hookers to be exact.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-06-01 09:49:55
They were forced upon me. I refused and sent them away!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-06-01 09:52:43
Thank Ni it's Friday!
Any weekend plans?
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2012-06-01 09:53:21
What? There is a brothel in Ni now?
/shakes head
Very déclassé, gentlemen! I can just see the property values in Ni going down.
/sigh
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-06-01 09:54:30
What? There is a brothel in Ni now?
/shakes head
Very déclassé, gentlemen! I can just see the property values in Ni going down.
/sigh You only care about the property values? What about the sanctity and safety of the children?
Though it could help boost the economy...
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By Odin.Liela 2012-06-01 09:57:52
Children? There's children here? Oh god. *evacuates immediately*
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-06-01 09:59:00
Wait... Liela is evacuating due to the children?
This is certainly a turn of events I did not expect.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2012-06-01 09:59:52
Wait... Liela is evacuating due to the children? This is certainly a turn of events I did not expect. You didn't know of her distaste for children and fear of child birth?
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By Asura.Ina 2012-06-01 10:00:44
Children are the bane of Liela's existance, they feed her dog random ***and her parents bug her to grow one inside her.
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By Odin.Liela 2012-06-01 10:01:13
Wait... Liela is evacuating due to the children?
This is certainly a turn of events I did not expect. 
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-06-01 10:01:22
But she's the queen of LOL pics! I thought she would embrace children and grant them the gift of LOLs!
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By Odin.Liela 2012-06-01 10:01:51
Plus they smell funny and don't understand about mommy needing sleep.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
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