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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
By Artemicion 2010-10-05 18:22:09
There's a reason women get sick as hell when they get preggers. The body treats it like it was an illness/foreign object.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-10-05 18:38:55
BUMP THE SHELL ***!
Yeah, babies are lil aliens man!
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-10-05 19:03:11
Holeeeeeee ***, it's a damn hailstorm outside.
Bahamut.Dasva
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2010-10-05 19:07:27
Ramuh.Laffter said: Holeeeeeee ***, it's a damn hailstorm outside. OMG DO WANT. Haven't seen one in like a year or 2. I miss it. Was kinda funny cause I was with a whole bunch of guys and they didn't know what was going on and I was like we need to get inside maybe...
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-10-05 19:10:12
Bahamut.Dasva said: Ramuh.Laffter said: Holeeeeeee ***, it's a damn hailstorm outside. OMG DO WANT. Haven't seen one in like a year or 2. I miss it. Was kinda funny cause I was with a whole bunch of guys and they didn't know what was going on and I was like we need to get inside maybe... The ice is the size of a paintball. @w@ Hurts about as much too probably.
Tl:dr coming.
WTF is THIS ***?
Detailed Job Description – Data Entry Clerk Position
The primary goal is to provide local customer support to our clients within North America. This includes providing convenient payment options and informing them of shipping and the terms of sale.
You will be assisting our clients within North America, the assistance to be provided will include: payment collections and customer service via email.
Your duties will include:
Collecting Local Payments
When a buyer in the US decides to purchase an item through an online auction from our sellers he has the following payment options: local certified check or local bank wire transfer. The quickest option of these is local wire transferring. Local wire transfers and certified checks are the options that the sales support representative will provide to the clients.
Managing Data
Along with the payments received from buyers you will receive details for the sales.
The details will include items sold, price, and buyer's information. You are to file and maintain these purchasing records and transactions.
Forwarding of the Payments
Once you receive & process each payment, you earn 10% of the amount received and forwarding the rest to the seller or representative, whose information will be provided prior each transaction. It is crucial to complete forwarding of the payments in a time efficient manner.
Correspondence
You will submit a brief reports, weekly reports, and monthly reports. Weekly and monthly reports are to be done in Excel format and are to summarize all transactions completed within the week, or month.
Here is an example of a brief report:
Date: August 2, '09
Buyer: John R. Smith
Item: 2 Laptops
Price: $ 1,921.27
Commission 10%: $ 192.1
Fees: $ 129
Total Forwarded: $1600
Forwarded to: Godwin Newton, Whitefield ,United Kingdom
Reference Numbers: 23497839
Fees, and Transferring Procedures
All fees are covered by the company. The fees for transferring are simply deducted from the payments received. No client will contact you during initial stage of the trial period. After three weeks of the trial period you will begin to have contact with the buyers via email in regards to collection of the payments. For the first three weeks, you will simply receive all of the transferring details, and payments, along with step by step guidance from your supervisor. You will be forwarding the received payments through wire service.
Salary
You will receive a salary of $900/2weeks aside the commission on every payment processed.
Personal Information (Complete the form below to apply)
First Name:
Last Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Residential Phone Number:
Mobile:
Present Job (If Any):
Regards,
Ape Computers.
David Miller.
Fax No: +442030068996
Got this email after sending my resume to someone on craigslist. I smell ***.
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-10-05 19:12:24
Wow, Arizona has such fickle weather; now it's just raining again and the street is flooded.
Fairy.Spence
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-10-05 19:14:03
I'm bored.
Leviathan.Dissonant
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By Leviathan.Dissonant 2010-10-05 19:17:49
Fairy.Spence said: I'm bored.
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By Phoenix.Gimmeurselables 2010-10-05 19:18:19
Leviathan.Dissonant said: Fairy.Spence said: I'm bored.
Fairy.Spence
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-10-05 19:19:26
Quoting doesn't help me get unbored :/
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-10-05 19:19:48
Fairy.Spence said: Quoting doesn't help me get unbored :/ Offer your opinion on the email I got. :O
Phoenix.Kojo
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By Phoenix.Kojo 2010-10-05 19:20:00
Fairy.Spence said: Quoting doesn't help me get unbored :/
Go play farmville. >.>
Fairy.Spence
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-10-05 19:21:29
Ramuh.Laffter said: Fairy.Spence said: Quoting doesn't help me get unbored :/ Offer your opinion on the email I got. :O
It was tl;dr >.<
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-10-05 19:21:53
What the ***, now the sun's shining again.
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-10-05 19:22:14
Fairy.Spence said: Ramuh.Laffter said: Fairy.Spence said: Quoting doesn't help me get unbored :/ Offer your opinion on the email I got. :O
It was tl;dr >.< Ah well, at least I warned ya beforehand.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-10-05 19:30:28
whoa... I fell asleep in my chair.
Bahamut.Dasva
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2010-10-05 19:31:24
Sounds like a nice job
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-10-05 19:33:16
Bahamut.Dasva said: Sounds like a nice job yerp, but I keep getting a POL-0019
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By Phoenix.Gimmeurselables 2010-10-05 19:45:07
So I logged in thinking I felt like playing.... and then immediately logged out lol.
Asura.Citag
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By Asura.Citag 2010-10-05 19:45:22
Ramuh.Laffter said: Fairy.Spence said: Quoting doesn't help me get unbored :/ Offer your opinion on the email I got. :O
I say just do it, if its a scam, well, thats too bad. If not you'll make good money and you'd be mad you didnt take it. So, its a 50/50 chance lol.
Bahamut.Dasva
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2010-10-05 19:50:01
Ramuh.Laffter said: What the ***, now the sun's shining again. Pretty normal
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-10-05 19:53:36
ok, Im done. Im about to throw this router outside, then go to my ISP and burn the building down.
Bismarck.Xdudemanx
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By Bismarck.Xdudemanx 2010-10-05 19:57:59
so i see this is over 10k now :D
Leviathan.Dissonant
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By Leviathan.Dissonant 2010-10-05 20:15:56
Bismarck.Xdudemanx said: so i see this is over 10k now :D You didn't secure a position on page 10,000, therefor you are now irrelevant.
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By Phoenix.Kojo 2010-10-05 20:23:44
Leviathan.Dissonant said: Bismarck.Xdudemanx said: so i see this is over 10k now :D You didn't secure a position on page 10,000, therefor you are now irrelevant.
To say such a thing implies that I'm relevant.
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By Ramuh.Chuuuuu 2010-10-05 20:23:58
Om om home cooked Mexican foodssss :3
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By Phoenix.Kojo 2010-10-05 20:24:35
Ramuh.Chuuuuu said: Om om home cooked Mexican foodssss :3
How's your Taco, Chu?
Bahamut.Dasva
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2010-10-05 20:26:46
Phoenix.Kojo said: Leviathan.Dissonant said: Bismarck.Xdudemanx said: so i see this is over 10k now :D You didn't secure a position on page 10,000, therefor you are now irrelevant. To say such a thing implies that I'm relevant. Were
Phoenix.Kojo
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By Phoenix.Kojo 2010-10-05 20:27:52
Bahamut.Dasva said: Phoenix.Kojo said: Leviathan.Dissonant said: Bismarck.Xdudemanx said: so i see this is over 10k now :D You didn't secure a position on page 10,000, therefor you are now irrelevant. To say such a thing implies that I'm relevant. Were
Um.. What?
Leviathan.Dissonant
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By Leviathan.Dissonant 2010-10-05 20:30:15
Phoenix.Kojo said: Bahamut.Dasva said: Phoenix.Kojo said: Leviathan.Dissonant said: Bismarck.Xdudemanx said: so i see this is over 10k now :D You didn't secure a position on page 10,000, therefor you are now irrelevant. To say such a thing implies that I'm relevant. Were
Um.. What? Yes
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree

Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present

Pics worth referencing:
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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